Hey, Potter!
What do you want, Zabini?
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Wha- Ok, just because Malfoy calls me Saint Potter doesn't mean I come from Heaven, Zabini.
That was a pick-up line, Potter.
Oh. Wait what. Not really?
Go out with me, Potter.
GINNY! Do you still practice the Bat-Bogey Hex?
NO, NO, FORGIVE ME-
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Hey, Potter!
Now what do you want?
Will you go out with me? I bet you 10 Galleons you'll turn me down.
Here.
What?
Just take my money.
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Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favourite.
That's a pick-up line for girls, Zabini, unless you're implying I'm fat.
Oh.
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My life without you is like a broken Quill... Pointless.
Isn't it already?
Ouch, Potter.
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On a scale of one to ten, Potter, I'd say you're a nine, and I'm the one you need to hit perfect.
It's alright, I can see for myself you're a one.
Well, I am the only one for you...
... I'm going to walk away now, Zabini.
HEY, WAIT, POTTER!
What is it?
You forgot something... Me!
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Hey, where you going?
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Hey, Potter, are you tired from running around my head all morning?
I'm tired from running away from you.
Oh... Does that mean you're going to stop running then?
No.
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If I were an Ancient Runes book, would you solve all my problems?
You know the answers are probably at the back right?
Can you check out my back for me?
Why don't you ask Hermione?
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You are the reason men fall in love.
You're male?
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You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
I'm not single, Zabini.
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Hey, Potter!
Zabini, I'm trying not to die of Flobberworm here!
Oh. Well. Wanna take care of MY magical creature?
You can take care of Hagrid's.
Ew, Potter. Ew.
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Hey, Potter!
Yes?
Did you fart, because you blew me away.
... That's your worst one yet, Zabini.
Do you want to blow me, then?
No, thanks.
What about a date?
Here, have this raisin.