Hey! Are you a beaver, cause dam(n)!
... Are you talking to me?
How many other beavers are there round here, Granger?
... Stupid ferret.
I'm assuming that didn't work.
Blaise, what the heck are you doing here?
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Malfoy, why are you staring at my boobs?
You wound me, Granger, I was merely staring at your beautiful heart.
Never had one, eh?
Ouch.
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Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Aw, you dream about me? I dream about you too.
Really?
Yes, I especially enjoy the ones were I gut your little ferret entrails and string them up in Snape's potions cupboard.
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Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
One, you use that on me already, two, we can't leave the castle during term and three, you aren't allowed in the Gryffindor dorms.
Good point. Wanna follow me home?
I'm not allowed in the Slytherin dorms, Malfoy. Are you daft?
Right.
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Night, Harry, Ron, I'm off to bed.
Can I Slytherin?
That's so original, Malfoy.
So can I?
No.
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Will you go out with me?
Malfoy, why are you even asking me?
Please?
Fine, then.
Wha-really?
No.
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Granger, I'm begging on my knees for you to go out with me just once!
You're not on your knees, and I thought Malfoys don't beg?
Merlin, beaver, just one date!
Is 31st February a good day for you?
Really? Merlin's soggy left sock, YES!
Mate, there's no 31st February. Look, Granger's shaking her head at your stupidity.
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth, Granger.
Is it that hard to go away?
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Could I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Why don't you ask Ron, he's got plenty.
Eww.
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Wanna know what looks good on you?
I think I like sweaters.
I meant me, Granger.
... I'll take the sweater.
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Hey, Granger, you taking applications for boyfriends?
Oh, why, hello, Malfoy. Just sign here. Here as well. And here...
What, really? You have an application for boyfriends?
And the transfer to Beauxbatons form is complete.
Hey, I wasn't aware you were changing school, mate, why didn't you tell me?
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You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
That's so sweet.
What, really?
Oh, hi, Malfoy, want some Sugar Quills? Oh, wait, I don't want you contaminating me.
Hey, that's my line!
Charming, Malfoy.
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Granger, my heart is like the moon, and my love for you is like its rays.
You mean cold, far away, dead and made of stone?
Hey!