"Any success?" Draco asked after one particularly painful day of rejection, plopping down into his favourite squishy armchair.
"No, and from what I see, not in your place either," Blaise sighed, stretching like a cat.
"Guess we just gotta buck up and try harder."
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Hey, Potter!
Oh no. Not you.
I just made an Unbreakable Vow that I'll make you go out with me. Please do. Do you want me to die?
Zabini, do you really think I care about you that much?
... Yes?
*walks away*
*falls onto floor, motionless*
OH MY GOD ZABINI I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING OH NO-
Just kidding, Potter, I'm still alive.
... Not cool, Zabini, not cool.
Some way to get Potter, eh, mate?
Shut up, Malfoy.
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Hey, Potter, I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
Ooh, am I holding an axe?
...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
Hey, I'd like to F U!
Go away.
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Hey, Potter, feel my robes.
... Okay, but if there's anything gross on it, I'm calling Ginny.
Feel that? That's boyfriend material.
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Hey, Potter! Can you help me tie my shoelaces, because I totally fell for you.
Zabini. You don't have shoelaces.
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Go out with me if I'm wrong, but you're from Slytherin, aren't you?
Sorry, I don't go out with stupid people.
...
Ugh, Potter, why won't you go out with me?
I don't like cheap people.
I am not cheap!
Free. Whatever.
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Hey, Potter, can I borrow your owl?
No.
But I want to owl Heaven and tell them they lost one of their angels.
What did I say about 'Saint Potter'?
Well, I-
And anyway I've already sent Hedwig to the Trolls to tell them they lost their runt. *looks pointedly at Zabini*
Wha-hey!
...
There's something wrong with my eyes... 'cause I just can't take my eyes of you!
Maybe they're just ugly.
...
Hey I noticed you noticing me, so I'd just like to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you find that the expression 'expect the unexpected' is totally paradoxical because once you expect the unexpected the unexpected becomes the expected and then the former expected will have to give way to the new expected and become unexpected and then we have to look at it again and say 'expect the unexpected' and then we just have to expect the former-expected-now-unexpected unexpected and we have to not expect the former-unexpected-now-excepted expected just to accommodate the saying?
What?
...
Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
You have a diary? That's so gay.
*Voldemort lunges into the room angrily brandishing wand* HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MOI