Hey, Granger! Loving you is like breathing, how could I ever stop?
Need some assistance there?
Uh. No thanks. *scuttles away*
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You can fall off a building, you can fall off a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
I'd take the tree but if I jump of a building, would you shut up?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I could have anyone, but I'd only choose you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I could hex anyone, but I'd only choose you.
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Woah, Granger, I didn't know your Petrificus Totalus charm was so good.
What are you talking about?
You're making me stiff.
You're making me nauseous.
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You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
Really?! Oh wait - no, you're still alive.
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If you were a Dementor, I'd be a criminal just to get your kiss.
You're pretty much a criminal for using pick-up lines that bad.
Hey!
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Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Absolutely disarming.
Expelliarmus!
Oi!
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How many Malfoys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
You know what a lightbulb is?
Well, the answer is they don't, they only screw Grangers.
Ew! Ew! Ew!
I meant you and me! I swear!
*punch* That wasn't much better!
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Do you have a map?
Harry's got one.
YOU'RE DATING POTTY?
What on earth made you get that idea?
He has the map to your heart?!
No.
Then-oh right, that was just my... never mind...
Stupid ferret.
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Hey Granger, are there 20 letters in the alphabet?
Didn't expect any better from you.
Hey! I only forgot U, R, A, Q, T!
That's only 25.
Don't worry, I'll be giving you the D.
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If you were homework, I'd do you on a table.
If you were homework, I'd hand you up to Snape and let him Exceed Expectations.
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If I told you you had nice cauldrons, would you hold it against me?
*hurls cauldron at head*
OW! Not that cauldron!
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Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
Considering I've known you for years now, definitely not.
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Feel free to, though. Just keep walking.