Hey, Potter! Do you wanna go out with me this Saturday?
Sorry, Zabini, I'm going to have a headache on Saturday.
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Hey, guess what! Out of all the sexy people round here, I chose you to talk to.
Hey, guess what! Out of all the hexes I could throw at you, I'm going to actually let you walk away unscathed.
Growing a little fond of me, Potter?
Not as little as what you have down there.
Well, considering the size, you must really like me very much then.
... Rictumsempra!
Ah- well- ahhhh- you must like- ahh- seeing me smile!
Or, you know, writhe and squirm.
I will- aah soon!
... In pain, I hope.
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Potter, I would go to the end of the world if you'd date me.
Would you stay there?
Well... I would die for you.
Prove it.
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Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you.
Okay but I'm not catching you.
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Hey Potter, what's your sign?
'Do Not Enter'.
Damn.
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Come on, don't be shy... Just ask me out.
Fine. Get out.
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Hey, Potter, your robes look a little tight... Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like my bedsheets?
Hey, Zabini, you look a little tired... Why not slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?
I'd prefer my bed, really.
Kay, bye.
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If you were a pill, I'd overdose.
Didn't know you were into inanimate objects.
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Hey, Potter, did you get those robes on offer?
Uhm, no.
Because in my bed, they'd be 100% off!
I never knew you were such a slob you leave your robes in your bed.
Well do you want to get into my robes?
What do you think?
Yes?
*Walks away*
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Hey, Potter, let's do some math. We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
We're both guys, Zabini, we can't multiply.
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If I were a stoplight I'd turn red every time you passed because you're so breathtaking, and I'd get to stare at you longer too.
Well frankly, I'd just ignore you.