Hey, Granger!
Gods, ferret, don't you have someone else to bother or are you just forever alone?
... Anyway, are you lost, because you're a long way from heaven.
I can tell, seeing you're right here.
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When I look at you, Granger, I'm glad I'm not blind.
I'm not.
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Hey there, Granger, you look good. How many guys do I have to wait behind?
Oh, nobody, you're first on my hexing list.
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I'm not trying to impress you or anything but... I'm Draco Malfoy!
Yep, not impressed.
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I love you so much I'd marry your cat just to be in your family.
Here you go.
I was kidding, why would I want to marry that thing.
What?! You horrible, mean liar! Oh, poor Crookshanks, don't listen to the nasty blond ferret, he didn't mean it...
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You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Hey!
What do you want, Blaise, can't you see I'm trying to get Granger to go out with me?
But how come you say that to Granger but not me?
Well, anything to give you pain. And, Zabini, it's okay, Malfoy's always been an unappreciative git.
You're being unappreciative of my efforts!
So you're saying I have to appreciate you irritating me every day?
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You're like a drug to me, I'm addicted to you, you make me feel so good, and without you I'm not sane.
You're like a drug to me. Expensive, illegal, wrong, harmful, and oh, I nearly forgot, ruining my life.
Hey!
You're never sane, anyway.
That's right, I'm crazy for you.
You're driving me crazy.
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Uh, why are you touching my shoulder?
So I can die happy knowing I've touched the most beautiful girl in the world.
Please do.
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Hello, Granger, may I have the great, distinguished privilege and honour of sitting next to you this fine Charms class?
No.
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Granger, you must be a broom because you swept me off my feet.
No, Malfoy, I'm a girl. Are you blind or something?
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You know, Granger, last night I looked up and for every star I saw I matched a reason to why I love you.
Aw, well, guess what?
*sigh* You looked up at the stars last night and matched a reason why you hated me to each one?
No, I did exactly the same as you did.
Really?
Yeah, but good thing it was so foggy out from Gryffindor Tower, which is lucky because my brain would have died trying to think of a reason why I love you, especially if I don't love you. And you know, for every cloud I saw, that I matched a reason to why I hated you.
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I wrote your name in the sky, but the clouds covered it. I wrote your name on the sands, but the waves washed it away-
Maybe that's a sign?
But I wrote your name on my heart, and forever it'll stay.
I... that's really, really sweet, Malfoy.
You think so?
Yeah, too bad it's for nothing.
Damn.
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Hey, Granger, did you know I'm really good at Divination?
Really, well, I think it's a load of bull.
... Anyway, let me practice. Let's see. Ah. I can see love in your eyes whenever you look at me...
Malfoy, you know you aren't as good as you think you are, right? And I'm not just talking about Divination.
Sorry, my mistake, I always get lust and love mixed up... But you do think I'm good looking at least, am I right?
*hurls book*
Okay, okay! *scurries away*
*smiles* Well... *whisper*... Yes, Draco, you're right.