Honey, you give me a whole new meaning of the word 'sexy'.
Honey, you give me a whole new meaning of the word 'dumb blond'.
Hey!
...
Hey, Granger!
What do you want now, Malfoy?
If I could choose between breathing and loving you, I'd use my last breath to tell you "I love you".
Please do. Right now.
...
You know, Granger, Dumbledore'll ask you to leave the school soon cause you make other girls look bad.
Guess what I'm gonna say?
*sigh* That Dumbledore'll ask me to leave the school because I make the school look bad?
Yep.
...
Hey, Granger!
Yeah?
See this stone? I'm going to throw it into the Black Lake now. When you find it is when I will stop loving you.
Accio stone!
Shit.
...
Hey, Granger!
Now what?
I used to think happiness started with a H, but now I know it starts with U.
I used to think 'Ugly' started with U, and guess what, it still does.
...
Granger?
Yes?
Do you have a Quill?
Uhm, sure, here. Just don't curse it or anything.
Don't worry, I won't. I just want to erase our past and write our future.
Wow, I can picture history repeating itself.
*sigh*
...
Hey, Granger!
Why do you pester me so?
It's not my fault I fell for you, you tripped me.
Didn't know causing you harm would cause me worse harm.
Well, if they hurt you, they hurt me too.
Really? *slap*
Ow! Dammit, beaver!
Nope, still feel good.
...
Hey, Granger!
What?
You know why I can't let go of you? Because I look at you and I think, wow, all those curves and me with no brakes!
Feel free to crash into any of these walls.
...
Hey, Granger, if you weren't here, I'd be the hottest person around.
You mean if the entire Hogwarts population besides Filch weren't here.
You think I'm hotter than Filch?
I know, big surprise, right?
...
God gave me two arms, two legs, two eyes and one heart. I think it's because you're the other one.
God also gave you only one mouth so shut up.
Or we can join ours together?
*walks away*
Aww.
...
Hey, Granger!
What?
You should change your name to Cinderella, because that dress is coming off at midnight.
I'm not wearing a dress.
...
Granger, wait up!
What is it?
*huff* Hey, beauty, wanna meet my beast?
No thanks.
...
Hey, Granger!
Yes?
I'm going to serenade you to dinner! Isn't that romantic of me?
Wait, what, no, please don't-
Under the sea! Under the sea! Darling, it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from meee~ Do you get it?
... You just ruined my childhood, asshole.
...
Hey!
What?
Hermione, you're so beautiful you give the sun a reason to shine, and I was hoping I could sit next to you in Potions since Potter and Weasley are together.
... I... what did you just call me?
Uhm. Beautiful?
No, not that... Hermione. You called me Hermione.
Yeah, well. *blush* That's your name, right?
I-yeah. And I... I'll sit with you in Potions later.
Really? I am so awesome.
... Don't push it, ferret.
A/N: Hey guys, thanks so much for your support in this story and I really want to thank you all for everything! P.S. If you have time, can you check out my short Tomione oneshot on my profile? Strange pairing, I know, but it'd mean a lot to me. Thanks :)