"Okay, something's going on here...?" Carly asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, sit!" Spencer said quietly inviting her on the couch "... Carly... sometimes in life..."

"I know! A man and a woman fall in love and they get special feelings..."

"No, no, not that!"

Carly came home from school and found an over-enthusiastic big brother on the couch, massively looking at the tv remote.

"Hey!" she greeted him.

"Carly, come over here and look at this!" he invited her to the couch.

"What is it?" she asked.

"Look, we just got a new digital cable box for the tv!" he shouted.

"A what?" Carly didn't understand.

"We're gonna have like 500 more channels than before!" he said eagerly.

"Wow... Are you sure we need so many?"

"Of course!" he said "And on the first week every channel is free, even those you have to pay for!"

Carly wasn't impressed so much but she was smiling about her brother's excitement "Okay."

"I just have to find out how to install this correctly. Would you mind help me? You're so good at these!"

"You just need to read the instruction manual properly." she said.

"You know I don't have the patience for that!" he replied.

"Alright."

Carly sat next to him and started to read it loud.

They spent a half an hour working on that when finally the channels started to tuning in.

"Oh yeah! Just watch how many channels we're gonna have now!" Spencer rubbed his palms together.

A few minutes later all of them was set and Spencer wanted to check them with Carly.

They got like twenty different kinds of news channels, music channels, cartoon channels, food channels, sports channels, nature channels, video game channels, spy channels, geometry channels, Mexican dessert channels and of course the Dingo Channel as they both groaned when they saw it.

They were about to checking the 510th channel when some seriously hardcore adult content just took over the big screen.

"Woah!" Spencer said as he didn't expected that so directly into their faces.

"Oh jeez!" Carly just covered her eyes but she peaked a little.

Spencer started to change the channel quickly but they got like ten different adult channels still coming up.

He just burst into laughter after like the seventh pornography channel showed up and they couldn't escape the embarrassing scenes.

"Spencer don't laugh, it's horrible!" Carly screamed "Just change the channel!"

"I'm changing it for the tenth time!" Spencer could barely speak of laughter.

Carly just quickly got the remote out if his hand and turned the tv off.

Finally it was silence after all those loud moans coming from the tv in the past few seconds.

Spencer laid down on the couch holding his stomach and couldn't stop laughing.

"It was horrifying!" Carly panted "Why are you laughing about this? You're such a manchild!" she scolded him.

Spencer was wiping off his tears "Oh my god!"

In the next half a minute they were trying to get their senses back.

"What the heck were these?" Carly asked a little less hysterically.

"You know Carly..." Spencer started "When a man and a woman fall in love and they get special feelings-"

"Oh, just stop that!" Carly slapped his shoulder.

"Okay, okay!" Spencer raised his hands "That was really too much. I guess we don't need the pay-for-view channels."

"Nope!" Carly agreed strongly.

"Listen. I'm gonna switch the tv on again, turn the volume down and check what channels we have after these okay?" he asked "Cover your eyes."

"Nah, I'm going to the kitchen."

Carly went to the fridge and poured some orange juice.

She was seriously whipped up about what she just saw. It was disgusting! "Thank god it's not like that in real life..." she said her thought out loud.

"What?" Spencer just asked back.

"Nothing!" Carly replied quickly.

"No, no, no, wait!" Spencer stood up and went after Carly "What did you just say?" he asked suspiciously.

"Nothing!" she replied loudly.

"Did you say 'Thank god it's not like that in real life?'" Spencer started to freak out "How do you know how it is in real life?"

"I... I... don't...!" Carly started to explain herself.

Spencer just stood at the counter with his eyebrows raised trying to say something but he couldn't.

"No, no, seriously... I didn't... ever..." Carly stammered but she was only making it worse. Spencer was about to become madly upset. "Spencer come on!"

"Alright... alright..." he tried to calm down "You just... don't... until... I don't know... just don't..."

"Uhm... what...?"

"But... if you do... just... before that... you and I talk... about... oh god, I can't do this." Spencer had troubles finding the words.

"Okay, don't worry!" Carly went closer to him "It's not like... in the near future... I'm gonna... you know..."

Spencer wasn't convinced "Uhm... okay..."

"...Okay." Carly ended the conversation.

Spencer didn't get his eyes off her as she awkwardly went upstairs to her room.

After that he muffled his scream in one of the couch pillows.