First chapter yay!

1. The Beginning of Insanity

"Where's the milk… Thor? Again? Really? Again?" Steve said.

"I'm sorry captain, pop tarts without milk is a horror i do not wish to experience." Thor responded.

"Well, neither does pancakes!…and i want pancakes!"

"I shall pick up another carton at the store, relax milk is on its way." Thor said as he stood up grabbed his hammer and proceeded to fly out the window shattering it completely.

Tony walked into the room rubbing his eyes and yawning. He looked at the window mumbled something under his breath.

"Too early… too early." He quietly said as he yawned and plopped himself on the couch."

"i'll have my usual." Tony then said.

"Yes dear." Steve said in a girly high voice. Which gave him a chuckle from tony.

Not wanting to put up with the billionaires selfishness Steve threw a pancake at Tony and laughed as it landed on his face.

Natasha walked into the room and rolled her eyes.

"You guys are such pigs." She said as she picked up the pancake on Tony's face and took a bite.

"hypocrite." Steve said with a smirk.

"Shut up." she said as she walked over to him.

They began to kiss as tony watched in disgust.

"I've had enough of you're puppy love. Get a room!" Tony said.

"Now if they wanted to be in a room they would have just stayed in theirs silly." Pepper said walking in.

She leaned down to give Tony a kiss until the heard a click and a buzz from his phone. He looked at the smart ass picture the soldier sent him. It was him a Pepper kissing.

"Get a room!" Steve mocked.

Tony threw a book at him but Steve dodged and then stuck his tongue out at him like a child. Which, of course, got Tony to stick his tongue out too. This made them start what they liked to call a "tongue war".

"Sadly, I know Tony is this childish, but i had no idea Steve had sunken to his level." Pepper said.

"Yeah…I've lowered my standards way too much." Natasha responded.

"Tell me about it."

The two women stared at their boyfriends in shame until they finally gave up on them and left the room.

"Im back!" Thor boomed as he flew threw the already shattered window.

"oh my i see i have entered a battle… a very serious one too!" He said as he walked away putting the milk in the fridge.

"Proceed my friends, and good luck to the both of you… and your tongues."

"Guy's did you see that!?" Clint said as he took a double take at the window.

"No what was it?" Natasha asked.

"I'm not sure…" He said.

"Well than we have no reason too worry until you figure out what kind of unicorn you just saw fly by on its rainbow trail." Tony said.

"i'm not joking Stark, this wasn't just some unicorn… again."

"Don't worry buddy, i believe that mr. uni is real." Natasha said laughing.

"He is!" Clint insisted.

BEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Everyone suddenly fell to the ground intensely as a huge red beam shattered through the window knocking them all out immediately. Ashes covered the tower as the city screamed in terror. The mysterious beam continued to hit the tower rapidly over and over causing distraction to the rest of new york as well. It was a wonder the tower was still standing. The beam had only hit the top floors so there wasn't enough distraction for the tower to come toppling down.

Steve stumbled up. Face covered in ashes and blood. He stepped over the obstacles trying to find his shield. His eyesight was blurry and his lungs were giving out on him. The fire was too much.

"Jarvis!" He called out.

"Yes sir."

"Thank god your operational, get the rescue helicopter and fly it around the side of the building."

"Immediatley"

Steve proceeded to put a bracelet he found in tony's bar on everyone wrists knowing what it was. Jarvis flew by with the helicopter.

"Jarvis, send a… mark 42? Whatever to everyone… whichever one does the bracelet thingy."

With that a suit came for everyone and soon they were all dressed up as iron man.

"A bit early for halloween, and i never thought anyone of us would be Tony for halloween except Tony. Even then he would still put on a costume for himself just to suit his ego… Why am i talking to myself only the rich and crazy do that… so pretty much just crazy people do that."

Steve sat everyone in the helicopter and stepped back.

"Jarvis send them all to Clints house."

"On it sir." Jarvis responded. The helicopter door shut and flew off.

"On it? since when did Jarvis start talking like tony? Thank god Banner's on a research project that would've been bad. Why am i talking to myself again."

Steve pulled out his Avengers Id card and quickley thought of what to do.

"Backup avengers?… no thats not it… uh…whatever…"

He said putting his card away and taking out his shield walkie-talkie.

"This is captain rogers i need reinforcements now, code 18 red."

He pulled out his phone and looked at the latest news.

"Another alien invasion? Really? Great i wonder what these people… or umm things do?"

Steve rolled his eyes and smacked himself in the head.

"Get it together man! stop talking to yourself... like you are right now."

He put his phone away and looked for his shield again.

"Damn it! I must be going insane or somethi…" He said before he fell to the ground.

TBC...