2. The beginning of insanity: part 2

Previously on Insanity Escape...

BEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Everyone suddenly fell to the ground intensely as a huge red beam shattered through the window knocking them all out immediately. Ashes covered the tower as the city screamed in terror. The mysterious beam continued to hit the tower rapidly over and over causing distraction to the rest of new york as well. It was a wonder the tower was still standing. The beam had only hit the top floors so there wasn't enough distraction for the tower to come toppling down.

Steve stumbled up. Face covered in ashes and blood. He stepped over the obstacles trying to find his shield. His eyesight was blurry and his lungs were giving out on him. The fire was too much.

"Jarvis!" He called out.

"Yes sir."

"Thank god your operational, get the rescue helicopter and fly it around the side of the building."

"Immediatley"

Steve proceeded to put a bracelet he found in tony's bar on everyone wrists knowing what it was. Jarvis flew by with the helicopter.

"Jarvis, send a… mark 42? Whatever to everyone… whichever one does the bracelet thingy."

With that a suit came for everyone and soon they were all dressed up as iron man.

"A bit early for halloween, and i never thought anyone of us would be Tony for halloween except Tony. Even then he would still put on a costume for himself just to suit his ego… Why am i talking to myself only the rich and crazy do that… so pretty much just crazy people do that."

Steve sat everyone in the helicopter and stepped back.

"Jarvis send them all to Clints house."

"On it sir." Jarvis responded. The helicopter door shut and flew off.

"On it? since when did Jarvis start talking like tony? Thank god Banner's on a research project that would've been bad. Why am i talking to myself again."

Steve pulled out his Avengers Id card and quickley thought of what to do.

"Backup avengers?… no thats not it… uh…whatever…"

He said putting his card away and taking out his shield walkie-talkie.

"This is captain rogers i need reinforcements now, code 18 red."

He pulled out his phone and looked at the latest news.

"Another alien invasion? Really? Great i wonder what these people… or umm things do?"

Steve rolled his eyes and smacked himself in the head.

"Get it together man! stop talking to yourself... like you are right now."

He put his phone away and looked for his shield again.

"Damn it! I must be going insane or somethi…" He said before he fell to the ground.


Jarvis slowly landed the plain on the barton estate. Laura, Clint's wife ran up to the helicopter. She knew them all from the last battle her husband fought in against Ultron. She pulled everyone out not knowing what do next.

"How do i get these off?" She said poking one of suites of armor.

"Open sesame!" She said smacking the suit.

"AAAAGGGHHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAH! she yelled as she smacked the suit again in panic.

"What the hell women?!… Holy shit where am i?" Tony said as he got out of the suit. "Oh Laura, guess that explains that question."

"Get them out!"

"What? He said turning around. " What the fuck!"

"Yeah no kidding"

He went on to getting them all out of there suits. He placed all the suits and bracelets in the helicopter and hid all of it in there barn. Laura invited Tony inside and they laid everyone down.

"Well when i hit you you woke up so…?"

"Its worth a shot." He said.

He smacked Thor and his reflex caused him to punch him fiercely across the face. Tony fell and screamed in pain.

"Huh… interesting." Laura said with a slight chuckle and a smirk.

"Haha very funny, lets get the rest of them awake."

"What?" Thor asked.

"I'll explain everything… or what i know later."

"Just start hitting people" Laura said.

"Ok." Thor said confused.


Everyone was woken up and still adjusting when they all finally had gained full consciousness they sat down and Laura gave them all some water after sending the kids upstairs to play. Natasha had a twitch in her eye. Laura quickly noticed it.

"What's wrong?" She asked.

"Do you have a bug in your eye or something?" Tony asked.

"What are you talki… Where's Steve…" Natasha said as she started to run around the house.

The gang could only watch as she ran up and down stairs and suddenly ran outside. Clint ran after her and the gang did too but didn't get too close, they simply just observed from a distance.

"Nat it's ok, he's Captain America, he survived 70 years in ice!"

"It was the thing that kept him alive! He's no superhuman… ok fine."

"That's fine lets go back inside."

"You can i'll be find, I think i'm just gonna take a walk."

"Ok, be back soon i don't want you out here for too long or else I'm coming for you."

"Fine."

Clint walked inside talked to the gang for a second and they all went inside. She looked through the window and saw all the kids running down the stairs and attacking everyone. She could of sworn she saw tony smile and laugh when he was being climbed on by little children. Pepper smiled at the sight. Natasha began to walk away and walked into the secret shooting room clint had hidden. She walked passed the sharpshooting room and when straight to the guns. She put on her goggles and headphones. She put on the music and kept shooting and shooting and shooting. After a little while of getting a bullseye every time she shot her gun ran out of pistols. She loaded it up before she began to cry. She shot the gun one more time before throwing herself on the floor. She threw her gun at the wall and watched the pistols all fall out. She punched the wall.

"Get yourself together Natasha, the great Black Widow doesn't cry!"

She took out her phone and saw it had been 45 minutes she wiped her tears and punched and kicked the wall.

"Come on Nat lets get back inside before Clint comes looking for you. That would be very bad wouldn't it."

And with that she walked out of the secret room with her worsening eye twitch and headed back into the house.