Deidara avoids the house over the next few months. It doesn't start out too bad, maybe a late night (day?) once or twice a week.
Then it becomes almost everyday.
And then it's five, six days out of the week that Deidara is just staying with Pein and not coming home (Yeah, I'm not coming home tonight, un. Pein needs me, yeah. Oh. Well- I could wait up if you'll get off early- It's fine, yeah. Bye. O- Okay. Bye. I love-). He eats, but it's never the food Kakashi hopefully brings him. That gets given to Hinata or Kiba most days (Here, Kiba. Um- we have some extra food today, yeah. Hey, Kiba, I need you to- ...Wh- what're you- is that my tupperware? Well, no, it's fine that you eat it. I just… I made it for Dei.). Fucking, when Deidara manages to be home or Kakashi entices him into one of the back rooms, becomes obligatory, like the job (Are we done, un? I have to go back to Pein- Dei, just- hold on! You don't just have to pull out and leave me… Can- Can I have a kiss before you go?). It shows, and their sex life takes a nose dive. Deidara thinks it's for the better, so Kakashi can have more time to fuck Kisame. There are no more 'i love you's from Deidara, not now that he knows what's going on (Mm… I love cuddling with you. I love you. I hate that the job keeps you away. Yeah. But Pein needs me, yeah. Oh. Dei, I- What, un? I- I love you… Oh. Thanks.)
It's later, perhaps four or five months after this behavior starts and keeps getting worse that Pein gives Deidara a new task. Deidara is sent home after normal work hours are done, with the explicit instructions to 'get Hatake ready so you can fuck him for me. You have until tomorrow's work hours to do so'. Kisame isn't there when Deidara gets home, Kakashi in the middle of making a dinner for one.
"Um- I'm home early, yeah!" Deidara calls to him, putting up his keys. He had thought Pein would keep him tonight. Kakashi brightens, grinning at him and pulling down the mask.
"Really? Are- Um- do you want me to make you dinner? Are you staying tonight? I could start on something for dessert if you want it too…" Deidara nods, giving him a rare, soft smile.
"That sounds great, un. I'm home tonight, yeah." Kakashi beams, clearly overjoyed about something so simple. He adds more stuff to the pot and starts on what looks like brownies, but too light. Kashi hesitantly sets dinner in front of Deidara when it's done, chewing on his lip. It's chapped and ragged, like he's been doing this for some time. Deidara compliments him on the food, and they eat together. After dinner and a dessert that Deidara absolutely loves, Dei pulls Kakashi to the couch.
"So…" Deidara purrs, stradling Kakashi's hips. Kakashi makes a pitiful little sound, looking up at him and gently touching his chest. It's probably the first time in a long time that Deidara's looked even remotely excited about sex. Deidara nuzzles his throat, nipping at his spot playfully.
"Nng…" Kakashi bares his throat further, wrapping his arms needily around Deidara. Deidara bites and sucks, leaving a dark mark mostly to piss Kisame off. Kakashi whimpers softly, arching under him. He's used to limited time with the blonde, trying to please Deidara the most with whatever time he was with him.
"Ooo… H- How do you want me?"
"On your back, un." Deidara growls dominantly, pushing him gently so he's lying on his back on the couch. Kakashi obeys, looking up at Deidara. He looks conflicted, fighting the familiar headspace. Deidara hasn't wanted him like that since Kakashi topped him. They haven't had time for aftercare and Dei didn't want to give it, so becoming the playful little pet only got him hurt. It seems that this time is different, Deidara moving off of him with a thoughtful expression.
"On second thought, go get your ears and the lube and stuff, un." Deidara commands, "And don't forget a gag, yeah."
Kakashi scrambles off, coming back in record time with the ears crookedly clipped in, Deidara's favorite gag in his mouth, and the lube. He has the tail, just in case Dei wants it. Deidara sets the tail aside, but pulls his pet close to gently fix his ears. Kashi blinks up at him, melting a little under the attention. Deidara gently strokes his hair, leaning close to gently trace his teeth over Kakashi's ear and a hand slipping down to pinch a nipple through his shirt.
"O- oh- mm…" Kakashi makes little sounds through the gag, hands twitching on Deidara's back. Deidara lets him go, making him strip. Kakashi looks at him, a soft confused noise escaping like 'do you want me to do it quickly? Or slow?'. Deidara raises an eyebrow like 'why does it matter? Just make it look good'. Kakashi strips for him, sensuous and slow, but more open and vulnerable than he is in the club. He's stripped totally bare for Deidara when he's done, minus the ears and gag. He looks thin, though Deidara ignores this to order to progress the night.
"Lay on your back and keep your arms above your head, un." Deidara orders. Kakashi does so, stretching himself out on the floor. Deidara straddles his hips, leaning down to capture a nipple in his teeth. He pinches and harshly twists the other one with his fingers. Kakashi bites hard on the gag, not quite able to stop the stream of obscene noises that come out of him. Deidara switches once Kakashi is squirming and trying his hardest not to move his arms. Kakashi watches Deidara with dark eyes, moaning through the gag. His hips twitch and his lean muscles jump under Deidara's touch. Deidara moves lower, clothes rubbing Kakashi's body in the best ways. He licks up Kakashi's length.
"You may move your arms and your hips, but those hands had better not touch me, yeah." Deidara says with a smirk, before taking Kakashi into his mouth. Kakashi sucks in a quick breath through his nose, making a little choking noise. His hands jump, eventually settling into the rug and digging hard into it. Deidara gives him the best head he's ever gotten, pulling off right when Kakashi is about to cum. Kakashi keens softly, hips twitching toward his mouth. Deidara can see absolutely no hickies on him, which is weird. Between his customers and Kisame, he should have dozens. Some buried piece of him is glad that at least in hickies Deidara has won.
"Go find something to bend yourself over, Kitty." Deidara orders, moving off of him. Kakashi picks the arm of the couch, rutting a little on the arm. Deidara tells him to stop, unless he wants a spanking. Kakashi looks back at him, eyes considering before he stops to obey his Master. Kashi spreads his legs a little wider, exposing himself for Deidara. As usual, he doesn't look like he's been fucked at all. Dei always chalks it up Kashi fucking Kisame instead. Deidara lubes up his fingers, inserting two to give his sub some pain. Kakashi groans, tensing against the intrusion before trying to relax and take him in further. Deidara takes things slow, waiting until Kakashi is practically begging through the gag before adding a third finger. Kakashi pushes back against him, fucking himself on Deidara's fingers and moaning at the slow pace. Deidara eventually pulls the fingers out. Kashi whines softly, spreading his legs further apart. Deidara lubes himself up and slowly enters him all the way.
"Oh… Fuck- So tight, un." Deidara groans softly, starting a slow pace. Kakashi moans louder through the gag, slowly rocking his hips back against Deidara. Deidara speeds up, bending his sub a bit more over the couch so he can fuck him hard and fast. Kakashi clenches around him, moaning something that might be a name without the gag and meeting his every thrust. Deidara continues, unable to shake off the feeling that he's moaning for Kisame. Kakashi mumbles more words, trembling and groaning louder as he impales himself on Deidara's cock. He's clearly close. Deidara reaches down, stroking him as he finds Kakashi's prostate. Kashi cries out through the gag, cumming hard onto their couch and Deidara's hand. He clenches tightly around him. Deidara cums inside him with a low moan. Kashi's chest heaves, trying to take in a lot of oxygen through just his nose. He presses closer to Deidara, making a soft sound when Dei slides deeper in him. Deidara unbuckles the gag so he can breathe, kissing his shoulder.
"Mm…" Kakashi's eyes close, just enjoying the light attention afterwards. "Master? D'you h've to go tonight?"
"I can stay, but only if you'll do something to please master's Master." Deidara says, hugging him gently. Kakashi turns around a little to look at him, cheeks flushed and expression content.
"Sir?"
"Will you come with me to see him tomorrow, un?" Kashi cocks his head curiously to the side, one kitty ear flopping over and the other staying up.
"For what, Sir?"
"Pein wants to see me fucking you, kitten. So, unless you want Master punished, un…" Kakashi goes a startling shade of red, blushing heavily. He looks a little happy at the nickname, however.
"M- Master, I- I dunno… I- I don't really like being a kitten around o- other people…"
"But I'll be there. You can focus on me, pet." Kashi drops his gaze, wiggling his ass a little closer to Deidara and pressing them flush together there.
"Please, Sir. I don't feel comfortable doing th- that. I- I'm sorry. Can I do something else, Sir?"
"Sure, pet. But I'll have to ask my master for punishment and you know how harsh he can be, yeah." Kakashi turns back around, blush spreading at the thought. He opens his mouth, then closes it, looking away.
"I- I don't want you to get in trouble, Master…"
"Can you do this for me, un? Please, un?" Kakashi drops his gaze back to the couch, gently squeezing around Deidara as if to remind himself that Dei's still here right now and wants him. He gives a tiny, little nod of acceptance. It is almost worth the hug and the huge smile he earns from Dei.
"Oh, thank you, un!" Kakashi nods again, pressing back against Deidara. He squirms a little in the discomfort of lying in his own cooling release. Deidara gently pulls out of him, dropping to his knees. Kakashi feels a wet muscle probing his entrance as Deidara cleans the cum off of and out of him in the best way possible.
"O- oh- Sir- nn…" Kakashi moans softly, unable to get hard again so fast. Deidara is okay with this, cleaning him up before pulling him gently to a standing position so he can clean off the couch. Luckily, they have a cheap, easy to clean fabric. Kashi cleans it for him instead, shyly following Deidara around to see if he can have cuddles and sleep with him. Deidara gently guides him to the bed, unclipping the ears before pulling him down for snuggles. Kakashi melts into him, snuggling right up into his chest and nuzzling his way into Deidara's neck.
"Thank you, Sir. I- I love you, Master."
"Shh… Bedtime, yeah." Deidara murmurs, holding him close and pulling the blanket up on them. Kakashi hides against him, sighing quietly and allowing himself to go to sleep.
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The next day, the couple heads to work. Deidara is excited, and while Kakashi is super nervous, he tries to appear happy in order to please his Dom. But that false confidence disappears when Kakashi, clad only in his kitten gear, and Deidara with the same outfit as a puppy enter Pein's floor. There are a lot more people than normal, all dangerous business types here to see the two pets fuck.
"C'mon, Kashi!" Deidara calls with an excited little giggle, heading over to where Pein is waiting for them. Kakashi lets out a terrified little whimper, trying to take his hand and scooting closer to Deidara. Dei seems distracted, preening over Pein's praise and compliments. Meanwhile, one of the other men is looking over Kakashi like he's starving and the kitten is a piece of fresh meat. Kakashi continues to curl into himself, slouching and his shoulders curling in. Deidara doesn't notice him till he goes to move and finds Kakashi hunched at his back, looking at him pitifully.
"M- Master? Ca- Can we please leave? I- I don't like it here… I- I don't wa- want to do this." Deidara looks at him quizzically, a strange light in his eyes.
"But Master Pein said we have to, yeah. Come on, un! Relax and have fun, yeah!" Deidara gives him a little nudge towards Pein, who comments on how cute Kashi looks. But unlike the butterflies his praise gives Deidara, Kakashi can feel nothing but ice and regret in the pit of his stomach. Kakashi moves closer to Deidara, clinging to his arm when the other man walks closer. Pein gives Deidara an odd look, like 'why's your sub being so clingy? fix this'. Deidara gives Kakashi a bit of a harder shove towards a different Dom, this one distracting Kakashi with something shiny he dangles in front of him. Kakashi tries to get it from the taller man, kitty headspace deciding 'THIS MUST BE MEIN!'.
When Deidara looks over, Kakashi is totally fixated on a laser pointed, body tense and coiled. He pounces on it, shrinking and looking around in fear and confusion when everyone starts laughing at him and the red light is no where to be seen. Deidara runs over to him with a bark, taking up the chase with him when they discover it on a wall. They pounce and tussle for it, Deidara eventually over Kakashi and both pretty panting lightly. Kakashi grins at him from the attention, a true smile that lights up his whole face, and sweetly presses a kiss to Deidara's mouth. Deidara deepens their kiss, the rest of the room melting away for a moment. Kakashi kisses him back, breaking it with a confused sound when people start cheering. He shrinks into the floor a little, making himself smaller.
"Focus on me, un." Deidara murmurs before giving him a deep, sloppy kiss. Kakashi kisses him back hesitantly, the crowd loving how shy and cute he is compared to Deidara's almost over-exuberance to make up for him and please his master. Deidara ruts against him a little, pawing at his chest and lightly scraping his nails over a nipple. Kashi gives a little gasp, opening up his mouth for Deidara. He winds his arms around him, nails digging into his back.
Deidara goes over his sweet spots again and again, tongue everywhere. Kakashi's a little confused, Deidara not normally this… wet?- but plays along, letting Deidara rut against his thigh and grinding his leg back against him. He's much quieter than usual, letting out a plaintive keen when Deidara does something he really loves and a few quieter moans, but nothing like normal. Deidara whines, reaching down to paw at the kitty's length in an attempt to get him to be loud because his master likes loud pets. Kakashi keens softly, arching into his touch.
"Ma- Master…" This earns a rather loud, negative reaction from one of the audience members, Kakashi freezing and going bright red. Deidara bites at his neck with a cute whine.
"Nuu… Dei. I'm Dei." Deidara whines softly so only Kakashi will hear it. Kakashi shrinks a little under him, looking not into this. Dei knows that most of these guys don't like foreplay anyway, and if he wants to keep their attention (and Kakashi in the game) he'll probably have to fuck Kashi soon. Deidara moves so he can grind against Kakashi's length with a moan. Kakashi wraps his arms around Dei's waist and his legs around his hips, slowly grinding into him while Dei shamelessly humps him.
"On your stomach, un." Deidara murmurs, gently nipping his ear. "'m supposed to top, yeah."
Kakashi looks up at him, eyes wide with lust and fear in equal parts. He kisses Deidara instead, talking quietly against his lips.
"Sir- Please, do I have to? I- I really don't feel comfortable-"
"He'll kill me if we stop now, un. Please, just- pretend it's work, yeah?" Kashi whimpers very softly, turning over under Deidara and hiding his face in his arms. Deidara whispers an apology to him, moving off of him and nosing his ass. He uses his teeth to carefully pull the tailplug out, then mounts him again, smoothly entering him. Kakashi cries out, trembling slightly. The audience loves Kakashi's fear and hesitance, cheering when Deidara pulls his hips up for better access. Deidara fucks him, moaning loudly at all the right moments. He and Kakashi both cum, the kitten more forced to then wanting to. Deidara leaves him in a heap on the floor when he won't get up after some prodding, happily sucking everyone else off.
"Si- Sir?" Kashi speaks up hesitantly from behind him. When he turns back around, he's met with Kakashi's confused and tearstained face, ears crooked and tail neglected on the ground next to him. He's still got Deidara's release seeping out of him and one of the men came over his back. Kashi's eyes beg him to just leave and go home. Deidara starts to head towards him, but turns when he hears his Master whistle.
"Dei-chan, come here." Pein orders. Deidara whines, shrinking away from Kakashi a bit and going back over to Pein. He hears Kakashi tentatively start to speak up again and the accompanying yelp that means one of the men probably hit him to shut him up. Pein welcomes Deidara up onto his lap, letting him snuggle close. He kisses Deidara's head, petting his hair and telling him how good he was. Deidara soaks up the attention, this kind of aftercare the best Pein has to offer his sub. Deidara is so absorbed in it that he says goodbye to the different men that he serviced, but totally misses when Kakashi flees after nearly being grabbed to be used.
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Pein lets him go home only an hour or two after closing, after lots of cuddles and a lollipop. Deidara feels kinda bad for his sub, so he saves it to give to Kakashi, even though it's his favorite flavor, because he knows that it's also Kakashi's favorite. Although he starts to regret it when he lets himself in and literally runs right into Kisame. The radio's on rather loud, making Deidara's head pound. The living room looks like a natural disaster hit it, ticking Dei off further.
"What are you doing here?" Deidara asks with a lot more venom than normal. Kisame glares right back, snapping at him when Dei moves around him to go to the bedroom.
"Shouldn't I ask you that?"
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" He shouts, pushing past him. What he sees in the bedroom stops him cold. One of their suitcases is on the bed, some of Kashi's clothes tossed into it. It was clearly stopped halfway through, like the person got distracted. 'Probably stopped to fuck or be all- all lovey-dovey with each other, yeah.' Deidara thinks numbly. He looks for Kakashi to give him his 'fucking lollipop' before he leaves because he can't stay in this house.
The radio stops, Deidara able to hear Kisame's soft swear then the most gut-wrenching sobs and retching coming from their bathroom. Deidara runs in there, stopping in the doorway with a hand over his mouth.
"K-Kakashi?" Deidara is nearly rendered speechless. His kitten is sobbing; broken, heartbreaking sobs that are strong enough to make him kneel on the floor and retch up absolutely nothing. He's crying himself sick. He looks like he did in the club, the man's semen drying across his back and Deidara's having dripped out of him onto his thighs. He looks- thin. Without all the makeup, Deidara can see the bruises from where Kashi bumped into things and his ribcage easily. It's probably why he felt so boney when Dei fucked him. A bright red slap mark is still trying to fade from his face and he looks broken. Like a puppet with it's strings cut or a toy that a child threw away. Deidara numby crouches, pulling his broken love into the tightest hug he can without hurting him and offering him the lollipop because he doesn't know what else to do.
Kakashi pulls away to dry heave, bringing up absolutely nothing. He collapses back into Deidara's arms, sobbing apologies now that he figured out that Deidara's here and he can't cry in front of his Dom! Master doesn't like that. Deidara holds him.
"Shh… I'm sorry. It's okay." Deidara tries to calm him down. Kisame glares at Deidara, sinking to the floor and gently taking Kakashi into his arms. Kashi clings to him, crying into his broad shoulders.
Kisame is clearly practiced, murmuring into his hair as he rubs Kashi's back. "Shh… It's okay. He loves you. Tonight was just a mistake, okay? He loves you. You come stay with me and we'll do you up all pretty. He'll come home if we do your nails real nice and you flirt with him from the stage. And we can do your hair and practice some more. He loves you, hun." Deidara has to leave the bathroom, not wanting to shout when Kakashi is this vulnerable. Kisame comes out half an hour later, sitting on the couch with Kakashi. The kitten's all tucked up against his chest, sleeping lightly. His eyes are still red and puffy and his nose is a verifiable tomato. The semen has been cleaned off him, however. Deidara is in the process of cleaning the living room, pausing in folding some clothes that were tossed out there.
"If you're going to fuck him, at least don't do it while I'm here, un. You could have lived without the quickie, yeah." Deidara hisses just quiet enough to not wake Kakashi. Kisame rolls his eyes, scoffing.
"God, you are such a blonde. I didn't fuck him, he was crying over you. I calmed him down, because you seem incapable of giving a fuck."
"He doesn't seem to have any issues fucking you, why should he care what I'm doing?" Kisame glares at him, arms tightening protectively around Kakashi.
"We're not fucking, you bitch! He loves you, dammit! We've never fucked!" Kashi stirs a little, whimpering softly.
"Wh-What? But I thought..." Deidara looks shocked. Hadn't Kakashi's ears been crooked? That meant Kisame had fucked him, right? It seems that all of his anger and his coldness towards Kakashi was for nothing. He's hurt his kitten badly, and for no reason other than that he was too stupid to ask them what the hell was going on. His sub never abandoned his Dom, but his Dom still stopped giving him the time of day.
Kisame takes a deep breath, gently petting Kakashi's hair till he falls back asleep. "When did you think we started fucking?"
"That night Pein beat me half to death, yeah." Deidara answers quietly, pulling up a chair to sit a little away from them.
"Dammit, Dei. That was months ago!" Kisame tucks Kakashi closer to him, thumbing over his shoulder absent-mindedly. "He only came to me about two months ago about what was happening. Before that, he said he just wanted some company at home because you were taking on extra hours. How many times a week were you home?"
"I was trying to get us days off so we could spend time together! And you are such a liar. Company doesn't mean getting my kitten to be your sub! He's mine, damn it!" Kisame can hear how hurt Deidara must've felt to come home to his sub getting dolled up for someone else. Kisame glares back, feeling sympathetic but wanting to just get all the bad blood out.
"Do you remember what you said to him? If your lover's fucking someone else, you just have to be better. I was just company here until two months ago. Then he needed someone he trusted because he thought he wasn't good enough for you! Thought you liked Pein better and he didn't have you around enough to prove him wrong. He was 'my' sub, but we didn't fuck. He needed attention and he wanted to be better. He stopped eating. Thought he wasn't thin enough for you or pretty enough to be your fucking sub. He tried to stop saying the safe word when I hurt him so he could take more pain for you."
"But- But Pein's just work. I- I thought he knew that."
"You daft bimbo! You weren't here! He called me over at all hours because you fucked him then left for Pein! Like he was a customer!" Kisame practically growls the words, Kashi hiding in Kisa's neck. Deidara flinches at Kisame's tone, but drops his gaze when he sees Kashi.
"I thought me being with Pein would make us even. And I didn't want to come home early to find you two in bed like I thought I had that night." Deidara mumbles quietly. Kashi lets out a tiny whimper, peeking out from Kisame.
"M- Mast- um, Dei? I- I'm sorry. Ki- Kisame-kun do- doesn't have to come over if i- it makes you upset. W- We won't have sleepovers 'nymore…" Deidara sighs very softly, head in his hands.
"No, it's okay. I'm sorry, Love. I was the one being a jackass." Kakashi perks up at the 'Love', brightening and trying to move out of Kisame's lap to go cuddle with his Master. Kisame restrains him gently.
"Deidara, I'm taking him home with me. You guys need to work out your differences with the help of someone. Kashi'll forgive you in about two seconds and he can't. And you'll hate yourself unless he really forgives you."
"Kisame..." Deidara sounds reluctant. He knows Kisa is right, but he hates having his sub yanked out from under him by this man again.
"You can say goodbye. But he needs to heal. You can be part of that or you can decide to leave him. But you need to commit fully to one or the other." Kakashi drops his gaze from Deidara when Kisame mentions leaving, stopping his struggles to get to Deidara.
"There's no way in hell I'm leaving again so just fuck off and leave him with me instead of taking him." Deidara snaps, glaring harshly at Kisame in a 'he's mine so don't you fucking touch him' way. Kisame growls a little bit back, holding Kakashi protectively.
"He's coming with me tonight! He needs to be away from you right now." Deidara looks at Kisame challengingly before seeing Kakashi's haggard face once more and slumping in defeat.
"Fine." Kisame stops restraining Kakashi, gently helping him to stand.
"You can say good-bye now, Deidara."
"Will you give us a minute alone?" Deidara asks, standing as well. When Kisame looks him over he finds nothing but guilt and shame on the normally proud man's face. Kisame gives him one more warning glance before kissing Kakashi's head and telling him that he'll be outside. Kisa then leaves. Deidara gathers his broken sub in his arms, holding him close.
"I'm so sorry. I love you. I'm sorry." Deidara whispers, holding him close like someone will steal him if Dei lets him go. "I'm so so sorry."
Kakashi nuzzles into his hair, hugging Deidara tightly back. Kashi feels almost fragile, between what Deidara saw earlier and what Kisame mentioned that he went through. "I love you, Deidara. I'm sorry. Do you want me to stay, Sir?"
Deidara swallows thickly. "It's okay. I love you so so much, but I think it would be best for you to stay the night with Kisame. I don't want you to get caught up in what I'm about to do."
Kakashi looks up at him in confusion, nuzzling under Deidara's chin. "Sir? What are you going to do?"
"No one hurts my kitten. I'm going to take care of some stuff, okay? I'll make it all better if you promise to eat dinner and keep it down, yeah. Can you do that for me, un?" Deidara pulls back a little, gently cupping his face. "You're so beautiful, yeah. Don't ever think you need to change, un. I just need a good smack once and a while when I get stupid, Love." Deidara grins at him softly, gently kissing his nose. Kakashi rubs their noses together, pulling Dei a little closer. He seems a little confuzzled at the words, but accepts them.
"Y- Yes, Sir. I'll keep it down. M- Master? May I see you tomorrow?"
"Of course you may, Love. You don't have to ask to see me, yeah. Never again, yeah." Kakashi gives him another hesitant kiss before snuggling further into his embrace.
"Will you come with me, Sir? We could all have a sleepover!"
"I would love to, but I think Kisame wants to spend some time with you before I steal you away, yeah." Deidara smiles at him, a real honest to goodness smile that sends warmth throughout Kakashi's body. Kakashi grins back at him, hugging Deidara tightly.
"Will you be happy if I go with him, Sir?"
"Will it make you happy, un?" Kakashi blinks, lightly nosing at Deidara like a kitten who's too proud to ask for attention. He puzzles over it and eventually just shrugs. Deidara chuckles, nuzzling him gently.
"I'm sure it'll be fun, yeah. And then we can spend all day together because I'll get us a few days off, un. Would you like that, un?" Kakashi nods, hiding in his neck.
"M- Master? Do we have to perform again for you to get the days off?" Deidara guiltily kisses his cheek.
"No. You'll never have to perform for anyone again. I'm so sorry." Deidara hides in his neck. Kashi breaths a soft sigh of relief, hugging Deidara a little bit tighter. Kisame raps the door, sticking his head back in.
"'Kashi, get ready to go, hun."
"Here, want me to help you get your stuff, Love?" Deidara asks without letting go of him. Kashi nods, obviously thrilled with the attention. They pack up pajamas, a few nights of clothes, and his show stuff. When Deidara turns around to put a hairbrush in there, he finds Kashi's kitten stuff sitting neatly in the suitcase.
"Kakashi?" He calls to his partner who is currently deciding which gel he should bring. Kakashi turns a little, eyes not leaving the hair product.
"Yeah?"
"Are you bringing your pet stuff?" Deidara asks not quite as lightly as he meant to, busying his hands by folding something.
"Oh! Yeah! Kisame helps me. I'll be a better pet for you. Then- well-" He blushes softly, deciding on the lighter gel and throwing it in the bag. "I- I thought you might want to stay home more, Sir."
"But you're perfect." Deidara says in disbelief. Kakashi is shocked, this being the last thing he thought he would hear. Kakashi opens his mouth, then shuts it, repeating the motion a few times. He looks like he's rather mimicking a goldfish. Deidara frowns slightly, worried about him.
"I- But- Everyone liked you better and you didn't like me as a sub!"
"I love you. Especially as a sub. And I've had more practice, but it doesn't matter because you won't have to do it again."
"Oh. Oh. I- Sorry. I just wanted you to like me as a sub." Kakashi drops his gaze, guiltily taking the kitten stuff out of the bag.
"I do. You're a perfect sub. I'm sorry I made you think otherwise, kitten." Kakashi looks back up at the nickname, biting his lip.
"C- Can I still be your kitten, Master?"
"Of course you can. Why did you think you couldn't be?" Kakashi shrugs, looking down. Kisame walks in, putting a few of Kashi's last things in the bag. He puts the kitten stuff in and the stuff that Deidara was folding, zipping everything up.
"C'mon, Kashi. Let's go home." Kisame says soothingly. Deidara glares darkly, Kakashi missing it. Kisame gives him a dark look back, wrapping an arm around Kashi's waist and steering him outside. Deidara manages to call an 'I love you' to Kakashi before Kisame disappears with him.