Seven Evolutions and Judgments
A/N=Hello pardon me, but I decided to write um a Pokemon version of "Seven Crimes and Punishment" by mothy in poem format. Although I probably did a terrible job with the last seven, I hope that um this is better. Please review and just as a disclaimer I do not own "Pokemon" which is owned by Nintindo/Game Freak, I do not own Vocaloid, and I do not own the "Evillious Chronicles" which is owned by Akuno Mothy [?]
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Inside a movie theater showed seven films
Flashing of a dark purple shadowy crescent moon
Flashing of a red flame spreading into a shadowy inferno
Flashing of a myriad of lightning colored in black shadows
Flashing of an icy shadow blizzard
Flashing of a shadowy illusion of levitating objects
Flashing of a rain shower of shadows
And flashing of a shadow of a leaf storm
A brilliant dazzling gleam consumed the area and a sylveon appeared wearing a lime green scarf
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The banana and cream colored Sylveon, Sprite, spoke
"Now open the storybook with fairy magic"
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Silhouettes were shown
An Umbreon with the words Lune the luxuria
A Flareon with the words Ardor the gula
A Jolteon with the words Fulgar the superbia
A Glaceon with the words Nix the "aceidia"
An Espeon with the words Solis the invidia
A Vaporeon with the words Bullesco the avaritia
and a Leafeon with the word Viridis the ira
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Moonlight shaped in petals floated down
And the area showed the master bedroom of the galactic mansion
the night sky of space and the entire galaxy spinned
with a responsible Clefairy protecting a clueless Marill
A classy Kirlia and a hidden male shiny green Teddiursa
And an Umbreon who grinned with glee
as his eyes was burning with lustful passion
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"The seven hearts of the moon dance, the shadow notes from music have been released
Concealing the ugly glow of pale turquoise rings
by drowning in the sea of desires!"
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Lune blow on the rocky horn loudly
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The screen fades into black
and transforming into the interior of a drum
darkness filled the drum a Flareon voice screeched
And a lake of liquified fire illuminated showing Ardor
smiling happily in satisfaction standing on the skeleton of a Heatran
watching as meat, bones and even blood
fall into the the fiery pit to be devoured
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"Hohoho, The seven fire stones descend, rooting in the marrow of the blackest city
ALL shall be consumed by my ravenous flames of voracity
And even including every continent and region on this planet!"
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Ardor slammed her front paws on the fiery drum
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As the screen fades black it brightly flashes
Transforming into an intricate hallway to the throne room
Sculptures of Rayquaza scintillating on each side, stain glass windows of an eevee evolving into a Jolteon
In front of the doors A female Jolteon made a vain smirk
tersa coils flickering around her emitting an air of superiority
On her chest was a recently embellished and elaborate ribbon
of the ultimate master contest Pokemon
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"Built by the foundation of thunder stones from my minions,
my evil lighting storm shall never end its reign!"
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Fulgar called two bolts of lightning to make clapping sounds
summoning the Flying piancia she played the instrument using thunderbolt
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Holograms of Lune, Ardor, and Fulgar appeared on the stage
"Released by two pikachu, were the seven shadow treasure guardians!
What kind of mission report will be recorded?
Seven Evolutions and Judgment!"
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Shifting back the screen showed the film's
Dance with Giratina
Heatran party
Princess of Rayquaza
Articuno's gift
Groundon's slope
Kyorge's court
Mew's revenge
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A Glaceon begins to dance alone in a whirlwind
Fading into grey a Glaceon stands on top of the Lumiose Pokemon gym
all of the botiques, cafe, buildings, pokemon centers were silent
Nix made a small and empty smile
smiling as a way to fall asleep
to the bleakness and sorrow of this land
and the wind blew a despondent zephyr
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"In the breeze of the seven icy rocks,environmentally gifted oren berry tea drops erodes the city.
I, the source of this lovely remedy, cannot join them in their dreams
as I lament for the false treasure"
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While crying, Nix played the icy flute
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A huge gust enveloped the screen before it morphed
Into the opening of an archaic lookingshop
The umber roof top was similar to that of traditional Japanese culture
Inside the area was a tan brown wooden flat table with maroon cushions
the jade bamboo wall paper had the kanji words for scissors, red, emerald, gold, and lover all over
A beautiful, elegant but bitter looking Espeon made a frown of scorn
wearing a red cape, grass green barrette and two jaune yellow bows
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"In the seven shimmering hearts of the autumn sun, are the images of my lover
But other silhouettes surround him instead of me
If only I could disperse these illusions!"
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Solis levitated the terra symbols and used psychokinesis to bang them together
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The screen fades into black but quickly flashes brightly
Inside was what looked like a gymnasium inside of a volcano
The area was indigo and the lava was replaced with sapphire coins, steaming hotly in their stead.
The plaintiff and defendant seats were empty
but on top of the bench that was shaped like a Kyorge fused with scales
was a Vaporeon who made a creepy and sicks sneer
holding his gavel with his tail
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"ORDER! Now in the courtroom littered in water stones,
lets begins the acid drowning mirage I call trial!"
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Judge Bullesco whistled on the water harmonica before he slammed his gavel twice
And it began to rain causing the rain drops to make banging noise as they struck the sapphire coins.
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Holograms of Nix, Solis and Bullesco appeared on the stage
"Every pokemon born, seeks for their own ideal Pokemon Paradise!
What however will be the reality of their own dream world?
Seven Evolutions and Judgment!"
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The screen turned static but began to go blurry
In the front entrance to Lune's mansion, a sylveon was kicked out.
Watching from the windows of the Black Tower, a sylveon puked
In front of Fulgar a sylveon and a shiny marrill wearing glasses cursed her out
and when Nix fell asleep the same sylveon cried
the film goes black and the words "in memory of Contortio Clockworker" appeared
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Then hologram versions of Ninetales, Clefairy, and a black Sylveon played a guitar trio in front of the movie screen
Voices then spoke the theater
"Now, shall we swirl in the night as one?"
"Now cremate the dining table in ravenous flames!"
"Now, kneel to the lightning and obey!"
"Now it is time for an icy repose..."
"Now it is time to use psychokinesis to sew accessories."
"Now lets commence the drowning trial!"
"Now repent in this beam of sunlight!"
And the screen burst in a solar flare
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as the flare of intense bright light toned down on the screen
A forest was shown
The forest was large and vast
but the trees were palliated,white as ashes
A Leafeon was holding her vines crossed while holding a disk
scowling at the screen as if she was looking at the audience
She sighed
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"Hmph, I guess you thought you heard the voice of the mossy rocks from the berry forest?
Unfortunately, it was the sound of my solar fueled bullet of desolation!"
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The Leafeon spun the disk causing it to disappear, she materialized a pistol made of concentrated sunlight
She donned an iron domino mask and blew the grass cornet which made a sound of a solarbeam
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The screen shattered and scattered into pieces
The Pikachu twins, Gallete and Crème held their hands
Watching everyone in the theatre run away
Seeing the theatre being smothered in golden flames
Lune, Ardor, Fulgar, Nix, Solis, Bullesco, and Viridis's screens appeared
falling down like an avalanche
All nine of them sang mournfully
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"Released by two pikachu, were the seven shadow treasure guardians...
What kind of mission report will be recorded?
Seven Evolutions and Judgment!"
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The seven movies rewind rapidly and the screens orbited around the cursed pikachu twins
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"Chu Pi Ka Ka Chu Pi Ka Ka Ka...
Chu Pi Ka Ka Chu Pi Ka Ka Ka..
Chu Pi Ka Ka Chu Pi Ka Ka Ka.
Chu Pi Ka Ka Chu Pi Ka Ka Ka!"
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A white pikachu with gold cheeks, gold eye tips, and two gold stripes on its back
He gave an air hug before turning into 18 spheres of light
and detonating into one huge supernova explosion
then a small voice of a Sylveon uttered
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"Now lets write a new beginning"