Obito wakes up slowly and lazily, feeling thoroughly satisfied and warm. Long legs tangle with his and a firm ass is pressed against him. Unfortunately, there's a head of hair in his face. He squirms until he is in a position where he can breathe, looking at his partners fondly. Kakashi's all curled around Deidara, keeping him close and warm. His pale, long limbs contrast greatly with Deidara's shorter body and prettily tan skin. Deidara squirms sleepily, untangling himself and rolling so Kakashi is hugging him from behind. Kashi shifts a little in his sleep, draping himself more protectively over Deidara with a quiet noise. When Obito snuggles closer to them, however, Kakashi lets up a bit and squirms backwards against him.
"Mm..." Kakashi's head lolls back just a little, pale neck bruised and marked. Obito sets about adding another mark to his sleeping love. Kakashi wakes up slowly, moaning quietly.
"Dei..." Obito can't help the twinge of jealousy, letting go of his neck. Kashi wakes up a little more, turning toward Obito and giving him a little kiss. "Morning. Sorry. Just used to him only." Kakashi's surprised to say the least when Obito hugs him tightly and hides against his neck. Kakashi lets go of Deidara, hugging Obito tight.
"You alright?" Obito gives a half-hearted little nod in answer. Kakashi octopuses around him, nuzzling at Obito's head. "What's wrong?"
Obito shakes his head, just snuggling impossibly closer. Kakashi falls silent, assuming he'll talk if he wants to. He instead settles upon nuzzling and kissing at Obito. Their 'Kashi has to get ready for work' alarm goes off, Deidara sleeping right through it. Kakashi hits it, deciding to spend the time with Obito and Deidara. The strippers all know what to do if Kashi doesn't show up.
"Love? Talk to me. What's wrong?"
"'m jealous, okay?" Obito mumbles into Kakashi's neck.
"'Bout what?"
"Dei. I love him, but- yeah."
"But what?" Kakashi kisses at his head.
"I know I can't be him."
"But it'd be weird having two Dei's. You're you and you're beautiful."
"But you love him."
"You're pretty awesome too." Kashi gently nuzzles at him, kissing his forehead. He gives a little nod, hiding against Kakashi's shoulder. Kakashi gently rubs his back, resting his head on Obito's head. He internally melts at the muscles beneath his hand. Obito nuzzles at him a bit. Kashi kisses his head. "Would it make anything better if I told you that you're a fantastic Dom?" Obito chuckles weakly.
"Thanks." Kashi smiles against his head, hands smoothing along his large arms.
"And you're handsome. Like- really handsome." Obito blushes softly.
"Thanks, 'Kashi." Kakashi grins, thumbing along a bicep.
"And I am in love with your muscles. I really am."
"Sure. Thanks." Kashi tilts his head up, kissing him softly.
"You're wonderful. As you." He gives a little nod, dropping his gaze. Kashi cups his face, thumbing over his cheek. "You alright?"
"Why don't you love me?" He sounds lost and more than a little hurt. Kashi blinks a little.
"Of course I love you too."
"But- oh." Kashi gives him a little kiss.
"I do try to sub for people I love."
"But… But you've never said it. Well- other than just now." Kashi blushes just a little.
"I thought you didn't... You just kinda fucked with Dei a lot and- yeah. Plus, I'm, um- kinda clueless about feelings. So- yeah."
"Oh. Well, Dei's asleep…" Obito kisses him slowly. Kashi rolls his eyes, kissing him back and hitching a leg around his hip. Obito chuckles softly, pulling him closer and deepening the kiss. Kakashi gently tugs at the short hairs at the back of his head before pulling back.
"Teeth. Brushing teeth first." Obito laughs softly.
"Agreed." Kashi hops out of bed, hips swinging. Obito follows him like a lost puppy. They brush their teeth and Kakashi beckons him into the shower. After a quickie there, Kakashi starts pulling on clothes.
"C'mon. We haven't gone out on a real date yet." Obito quickly gets dressed, leaving a note for Dei. He smirks at Kakashi.
"Have you ever been out on a real date?" Kakashi sniffs indignantly, stealing his hand to hold.
"I have, thank you."
"Good for you." Obito holds his hand happily. "Did Dei take you out?"
"Mm-hmm. And my old boyfri- erm. Yes. Have you?" Obito looks at him curiously but doesn't push it.
"Naw." Kakashi looks at Obito.
"Seriously? You've never been on a date?"
"Why do you say it like that?!"
"Cause you're-" Kashi gestures to all of him. "All this!" He looks at himself in utter confusion, giving him a cute puzzled look to rival Dei's.
"Huh?" Kakashi rolls his eyes, kissing his temple.
"You're big. And handsome. And muscular. And a cutie and funny and snarky and a catch for no matter who you are."
"Oh." He grins hugely. "Well thanks. I'm glad to know I'm such a nice catch."
Kakashi laughs quietly, catching his hand again. "You wanna catch a movie, Nemo?"
"'Nemo'?" Kakashi grins at him.
"You know. Cause you're a great catch!" Obito groans.
"No. That was horrible. Oh my god, you called me a fish!" Kakashi laughs, full bodied and happy. Obito lightly rolls his eyes, grinning like an idiot. Kakashi makes a fishy face at him, sucking in his cheeks and making kissy noises. Obito giggles, kissing him. "Who's the fish now, huh?"
Kashi reels him in for another one with normal lips this time. "You think I'm a catch? Oh, love. You shouldn't have." Obito chuckles, kissing him.
"Something like that. I mean, Dei seems to like you." Kashi rolls his eyes.
"Oh you love me." Obito grins.
"Yeah…" Kakashi smiles brighter, grabbing his shirt and pulling him closer by it.
"Good. Cause you're stuck with me." Whatever Obito was going to say is cut off by a slightly-needy kiss.
"Moviiiie..." Kakashi laughs quietly and pulls back, twining their fingers together and leading him to the movie theatre. Once they settle into their seats with some drinks and random popcorn and the lights dim, Kakashi pushes up the little seat divider and snuggles close to him. They watch some chick flick, each more focused on the other than the show. Kakashi starts mouthing the predictable lines of romance and amour on his neck, hand slowly creeping up his thigh. Obito smacks his hand away when he tries, but does tilt his head a bit. Kashi adds a bit of teeth and tongue, one of the words being turned into a hickey on Obito's neck. He bites his lip hard to keep quiet, holding Kakashi's hand. The other hand quietly unbuttons his jeans and pulls down the fly, Kakashi biting and sucking gently at his pulse point.
"Will you pretty please let me blow you in the theater?" he murmurs softly. Obito considers this, glad it is a mostly empty theatre and they are in the back row.
"...Make it quick." He whispers to Kakashi. Kakashi gives him a wicked grin, the man silently sliding from his seat to kneel on the floor in front of Obito. He pulls him out of his underwear, taking all of Obito in his mouth and sucking while he deep throats him. Obito gasps and whimpers softly, covering his mouth with his hand to keep quiet as he tangles his other hand in Kakashi's hair. Kashi moves quickly on him, looking up to watch Bito's face as he moves obscenely quick on him and what the fuck was that with his tongue oh god do it again. Obito keens softly, tugging a little at Kakashi's hair as a warning. When Obito cums in his mouth, Kashi swallows all of it, slowly pulling back and licking his lips like the little shit he is. He tucks Obito back in his pants before snuggling under his arm again.
"Thank you~" he murmurs softly. Obito nuzzles at him, hugging him close as they watch the rest of the movie. They manage to polish off the popcorn together, walking back home hand in hand as they joke and bump at each other. When they get home, Dei's given them the penthouse to themselves. They're pushing each other against the door before it's fully closed, pulling at the others clothes.
"Tip for the future," Kakashi mumbles against his skin. "Never supposed to put out on first dates."
"Well, I'd already put out so my record's still clean." Obito pulls him to the bed. Kakashi chuckles softly, nuzzling at him.
"Mm... Not that I'd mind..." Obito grins up at him cockily.
"Is that so?" Kashi bites at his neck, smiling.
"Well, you know I definitely wouldn't yell at you for it."
"Mm. Suppose not." Obito tilts his head a bit with a little moan. Kakashi nibbles and sucks at his spot, hand sneaking down to palm Obito. Obito moans a little louder, fingers tangling in Kakashi's hair for balance. "Oh fuck me…"
Kakashi looks up at Obito, grinning slowly. "Yeah?" Obito goes bright red. He hesitates before seeming to come to a decision.
"Um, ya know, I've- I've never done the whole sub thing, but-" The rest of his words come out as whisper. "I wouldn't mind trying."
Kakashi nods, giving him a soft kiss. "You wouldn't want to try with Deidara first?" Obito shyly shakes his head. Kakashi curls a hand possessively around his hip, softening his kisses.
"Okay, Hun. Will you go get the lube and a plug?" He nods and hurries off, pausing after a few steps.
"Um- any particular one?"
"The blue one. You'll know it." Obito nods and scurries off. Kakashi pulls him close for cuddles and kisses when he comes back with the stuff, slowly stripping Obito of his clothes. Obito snuggles close to him shyly once he's been stripped, tugging at the bottom of Kakashi's shirt. Kashi shakes his head, smiling a little. "Nope. Go kneel on the bed for me, love. Ass in the air. Legs spread."
Obito whimpers softly, but complies. He buries his face in a pillow to hide his blush, legs not really spread as he kneels there with his ass not quite high enough. Kakashi spread his knees further apart and gently uses Obito's hips to pull his ass up.
"There." Kashi runs a finger over his quivering hole and starts kissing lightly over his ass. "I need a safe word from you, baby. Something that will sound out of the ordinary during a scene and let me know you've reached your limit."
"R- Red? That's what Dei uses…" Kashi nods a little, licking over his cute ass.
"Sure. Do you want your own? Or that one?"
"That works." Kakashi nods, silently lubing up his fingers. He slowly pushes one into Obito, starting on hickies on his ass and the back of his thighs. Obito groans softly, lifting his hips a little more. Kakashi works in a second and third finger, opening him up wide. The plug gets pushed in when he's pretty stretched. Obito whimpers softly, clenching around the plug in vain. Kakashi pulls Obito close for cuddles and deep kisses, grasping him and slowly stroking him. Obito snuggles up to him, tugging impatiently at Kakashi's shirt. His voice comes out as a whine.
"Please?" Kakashi kisses him deeply, licking inside his mouth and exploring before answering against his lips.
"Please what, love?"
"Fuck me…" Kakashi rolls his hips into Obito's ass, pushing the plug a little deeper.
"How much do you want it?" Obito whimpers softly, squirming.
"A lot. So much. Please?" Kakashi nibbles on his lip, continuing the motion.
"Tell me what you want me to do, pretty boy."
"Fuck me. Hard and fast like you did before. Please?" Kakashi pins him to the bed rather quickly, kissing Obito aggressively and pinning Obito's arms above his head. Obito struggles a bit, but kisses him back. Kashi presses his body against Obito's, holding him down. Kakashi switches both of Obito's hands to one of his, slowly drawing the plug from Obito. Obito groans, hips moving a bit. Kashi grinds down into him, groping blindly for the lube. He groans quietly against Bito's skin when he can't find it. Obito pulls his hands from Kakashi's grip, fetching the lube from the other side of the bed and handing it to him. Kashi thanks him with a kiss and a quick thumb over his head.
"On your back, baby." Obito lays on his back, looking up at Kakashi with dark eyes. Kakashi stretches over him, snapping his hips into Obito in one quick thrust. Obito yelps, the sound followed quickly by a moan. Kakashi starts a hard pace, fucking him fast like Obito wanted. Everytime Obito's close to cumming, Kakashi grips him by his base and slows down a moment. After what seems like an eternity, Obito's moans turn to a string of 'pleasepleaseplease's. Kakashi cums hard in him, stroking Obito to completion. Obito cums hard, reaching Kakashi's chin. Kashi lays on him, panting.
"Fuck..." Obito whimpers softly, panting beneath him. Kakashi kisses softly at his neck, murmuring praises. "Such a good boy... So so good for me..."
They lay together until they've caught their breath. Kashi then pulls out of him, grabbing tissues and cleaning them off. He cuddles back up to Obito, gently petting his hair. Obito snuggles against his chest, hugging him. Kakashi kisses his forehead, rubbing his back gently. After a while, Obito falls asleep against him. Kakashi falls asleep quickly with him.
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That night, the two wake up around the same time without Deidara in bed. When they wander into the kitchen area, they find Dei at the table looking very hungover and nursing a cup of coffee. Kakashi steals the cup and a couple sips of coffee before giving it back and starting on breakfast. Deidara scowls into his returned coffee.
"What crawled up your ass and died, Hun?"
"Booze. How was your night with Kashi, un?" Obito sits next to him, smiling a little.
"Was really fun. Why were you drinking?"
"Old friend's in town for a few days, yeah." Kakashi pipes up from the stove.
"Which one?"
"Remember Pein's brother, un?" Deidara looks over at him curiously. Kakashi's mouth rather quickly resembles a cat's bottom.
"You went out with him?"
"Well, I wouldn't call it going out, un. We stayed at the bar upstairs and then I crashed on the couch down here, yeah."
"Where is he now?" Kakashi stands straighter, jaw tight.
"Kakashi, don't, un. I'm fine, yeah."
"Where is he, Deidara?"
"Nowhere, un." Kakashi goes back to breakfast, unnecessarily harsh with the eggs and potatoes. Deidara guiltily keeps his gaze on his coffee while Obito watches the two of them in complete confusion. Kakashi slams the plates down on the table, sitting down in a chair across from Deidara who jumps at the loud noise. Deidara quickly stands and leaves the room, coffee abandoned. Kakashi scowls at his food, picking at it. Obito hesitantly speaks up.
"Um- You okay?" Kakashi stabs at his food.
"I fucking hate that man."
"Why? Dei's in one piece."
"The last time that fucktard of a human being was here, he decided it would be fun to get Deidara so drunk he couldn't walk home. He threw up on me and probably twice or three more times in the neighbors' bushes. Fucking lucky the asshat didn't give him alcohol poisoning." Obito nods slowly, voice practically a growl.
"So let's kick his ass." Kakashi nods, mouth set in a grim line. "Tell him to meet Dei down here and we'll jump him."
"Oh no. He gets one chance. Keep Deidara occupied tonight?"
"I don't want you around him either." Kakashi grins, sharp and wicked mean.
"Oh, after tonight, he won't wanna be around me."
"...If you're sure." Kakashi nods, standing and starting to clear the table. Obito helps him, worriedly glancing towards their room. "Maybe you should go talk to him." He offers uncertainly. Kakashi sighs quietly, pulling Obito into a hug.
"I will. I'm really sorry that this is your morning after subbing..."
"It's alright. Shoo. Bring coffee, it sounds like he's not hungry." Obito teasingly swats his ass and sends him towards the room before starting on the dishes. Kakashi makes a cup of coffee the way Dei likes it and grabs some potatoes anyways before lightly kicking the door with his foot as a knock. There's a muffled 'go away' before Kakashi walks in anyway.
"I bring coffee. And an apology." Deidara's not there when he walks in. He's hiding in the closet again. Kakashi sets it all down, opening the closet door. "Hey."
Deidara drops his gaze, curled up in the back corner. "Hey, un."
Kakashi kneels down in front of the closet. "I'm sorry for being a dick about it. I'm not mad at you. I just- really hate him." Deidara fidgets with his bracelets.
"He wasn't mean to me, 'Kashi. I worked the bar and hung out with him, yeah. Hinata sent me to bed before I got too drunk, yeah. He's a nice guy, yeah."
"He got you blackout drunk the last time he was here."
"He's- different when not around Pein, yeah." Kakashi hands Deidara the cup of coffee.
"And you're still hungover." Deidara shrugs, sipping at it.
"I've been worse, yeah."
"Still."
"Still nothing, yeah. I've had worse hangovers with you than I do right now, yeah." Deidara points out. Kakashi sighs softly, running a hand through his hair.
"I don't trust him."
"I do, yeah." Kakashi gives him a look. Deidara blinks at him. "You think I'm lying, yeah?"
"I don't think your judgement is spot on right now."
"Why not, un? I'm hungover, not drunk, yeah." Kakashi presses his lips together, looking at Deidara.
"You've never really been... Impartial when it comes to Pein and his associates." Deidara looks like that was a slap across the face.
"I never- You think I still- I killed the guy! What more do you want from me?!" Kakashi chews on the inside of his cheek.
"... You've always had really high highs or really low lows."
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
"Well- you loved the guy. You did his bidding for years. Then you pushed him off a building."
"Look, his brother's a nice guy. That has nothing to do with Pein."
"..." Deidara stands, walking past him.
"Whatever, Kakashi. Believe what you want. Don't you have guys to shake your ass for?" Deidara leaves the room, walks past Obito, and takes the elevator up to the main floor. Kakashi blinks, standing and trying to ignore the hole in his chest that comment makes.
"Um- I'm gunna jump in the shower, 'Bito!" Obito looks at him in surprise, having heard nothing but Deidara's last comment.
"You okay, 'Kashi?"
"Fine. ... Think I fucked up with him, yeah."
"I can see that. Do you want to talk about it?" Kakashi gives a little shrug.
"I said that I didn't think his judgment was on with Pein's brother. And- he got upset."
"Well, why'd you say that? What was your reasoning?"
"He doesn't- he always makes excuses for them. And he's not quite stable when it comes to them! He loved Pein for years then pushed him off a roof."
"And then he snapped at you about being a stripper and left?"
"Um- yes." Obito sighs, getting Kakashi some ice cream.
"He's being a dick. He just needs to cool down and realize what he said." Kakashi puts the ice cream back, just shrugging a little bit.
"It's whatever. I know he hates me being a stripper but he normally doesn't..."
"He's being a bitch." Obito affirms. "Just let him cool down a bit. Worst case scenario he gets drunk and we bring him home, yeah."
"Yeah. Thanks, 'Bito." Kakashi gives him a tiny smile. "I'm going to shower. I gotta perform tonight."
"Alright. I'm gunna come down and watch tonight since it's just me. Want company in the shower too?" Obito smirks at him. Kakashi laughs, pulling him close.
"Alright. But I actually have to get clean."
"Aww… Time for a quicky first?" Obito picks Kakashi up easily, carrying him to the bathroom. Kakashi clings to him, gently petting the swell of Obito's bicep.
"Mm... You okay to top after subbing?" Obito nods.
"Yeah. I love you, and I love getting fucked, but I think I make a better top than a sub." Kakashi kisses him softly, humming.
"I would definitely not complain." Obito chuckles, setting Kakashi down on the counter and turning on the shower.
"Didn't think so." Kakashi crosses his legs, starting to strip.
"Will you hold me up and fuck me against the wall? Please?" Obito nods, stripping and picking him up again. Kakashi wraps his arms and legs around Obito, kissing him deeply. "Mm..."
Obito kisses him back, settling them so Kakashi's back is against the wall. He kisses Kakashi deeply, one hand trailing between them. Kashi slowly massages his upper arms, clearly liking the way Obito is built. Obito smirks at him, a finger gently tracing Kakashi's hole.
"Like what you see?"
Kashi shudders lightly, grinning slowly back. "Damn straight. You're gorgeous." Obito preens happily, nuzzling at him and reaching around to grab the lube Kakashi stashes in the shower.
"Why thank you." Kakashi nibbles on his neck, rocking his ass against Obito. Obito moans softly. He pushes a lubed up finger into Kakashi, rocking back against him. Kakashi groans quietly, hands grabbing at his shoulders. Obito slowly fingers him, preparing him in the most agonizingly amazing way. Kakashi falls apart on his fingers, moaning loudly and trying to fuck himself on Bito's fingers. Obito pulls his fingers out, lubing up his length and slowly pushing into him. Kakashi grabs on to his shoulders, legs wrapped tight around his waist. Obito presses him against the wall, slowly starting to fuck him. Kashi's eyes roll back a little from the combined thrusting and the whole 'my partner is strong enough to hold me up and fuck me' thing.
"Oh god..."
"Actually, the name's- fuck- Obito. But- ohh- thanks." Obito moves a bit faster, keeping a tight grip on Kakashi's hips. Kakashi gives a breathless little laugh, the sound turning into a drawn out moan.
"Mm... Keep fucking me and I'll call you anything you like..."
"I'll keep- oh- keep that in mind." Kakashi laughs quietly, stealing little kisses and squeezing around him. Obito groans, reaching down to stroke him. Kakashi bucks into his hand, swearing colorfully. Obito strokes him to completion, cumming inside him at the same time. Kakashi lies limply against the shower wall, eyes closed. Obito holds him up while he catches his breath. They eventually part, sharing kisses while they clean up.
They get dressed and head back up to the club hand in hand. Kakashi gives him a kiss and heads off, looking fairly ready to kill in tall heels and an all leather outfit tonight. Obito watches him perform, sitting at a table and stealing Kakashi's attention when the stripper would normally scope out the club. Kakashi sits in his lap, happy to keep an eye on the club from his comfy perch. They get quite a few offers and compliments during the night, all of which they politely turn down. After helping with closing, they head to the rooms to eat a little dinner and watch a movie. Kakashi barely pays attention, more focused on watching the elevator for Deidara.
Deidara finally stumbles home around the time Obito has decided to drag Kakashi to bed. His hair's pulled back in a messy ponytail, and he can barely stand. His shirt's partially torn, a dark stain from spilled alcohol on the front of it. His makeup is smudged and streaked like he's been crying, and he trips over his own feet as he steps out of the elevator. The vomit on part of his shoes and the fact that sometime during the night he pissed himself only makes the blondie more pathetic. Kakashi has Obito help him to the shower to start getting cleaned up, Kakashi heading off after Pein's brother. Kakashi finds him at a bar a couple blocks over. He's drinking with a girl perched in his lap.
"Hi, handsome." When the man turns around, he finds Kakashi still in all his leather and looking fierce and gorgeous. The kinda guy he likes to take home. He murmurs something to the girl and she hops down, strutting away. He looks Kakashi up and down before smiling at him dangerously.
"Well hello, gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink?" Kakashi smirks, trailing his fingers over the man's chest.
"I'm not up for one. However, I'd love to take you outside and show you a little of what tonight'll be like."
"There won't be anything if I can't at least buy you a drink. I'm a gentleman." He gives this little smile that looks so much like Pein. It's no wonder Dei likes him he thinks dryly. Kakashi sits down, looking at the bartender.
"Hi, Rissi. Vodka with cranberry." She smiles at him, getting him the drink before leaving the "couple" be. Kakashi gives him a flirty smile.
"What're you doing out here?"
"I'm trying to score a new business asset. You live around here?" Kakashi nods, stretching in a move that he knows shows off his abs in the tight leather.
"What do you do?"
"Little bit of this, little bit of that. It isn't that interesting. So, tell me about yourself, doll."
Kakashi chuckles, grinning playfully. "Grew up around here. Probably gunna stay here till I die. On the upside, I'm friends with all the cops and I know the best makeout spots..."
"Makeout spots, eh?" Kakashi gives him a sultry smirk. The man grins slowly back at him, a hand very gently trailing down his arm. "I haven't had a good tour of the town…"
"I can give you the best, ah- ride through town you've ever had." Kakashi smirks at him, his hand briefly sliding up the other man's leg. The guy calls the bartender over and pays his tab. He stands, putting a hand on Kakashi's back.
"After you, then." Kakashi leads the way, tall heels emphasizing his legs and the way his hips naturally swing after so many years of work. The man follows him closely. Kakashi leads him to an abandoned ally, a rather clean one. Kakashi pins him to the wall, grinning sultrily. The man smirks, leaning up to kiss him. Kakashi puts a leg between his, dodging his lips to nibble on his ear.
"Hey, I don't suppose you remember... Last year? You visited a club. Called the Scorpion?"
"Yeah, my brother owned it. Why? You aren't a dancer are you? I promised Deidara I would stop fucking his workers after hours."
"Oh, he won't mind. You remember Deidara then? How absolutely shit-faced you got him last time you were here?" Kakashi chuckles and smiles like it's a big joke that he's just not in on yet.
"But of course. He's a cute drunk, and he only lets you fuck him once he's had a few too many." This man has absolutely no remorse at all, chuckling quietly.
"You fucked him this time too?"
"Of course I did. It's not like he said no."
Kakashi nods thoughtfully. "Mm. Well, I don't suppose that you know he's nearly got alcohol poisoning from it each time? And that he's got a partner at home that would love to kill you over it?"
"Really? Now that's interesting. I don't suppose that guy's you?" Kakashi eyes him suspiciously. Why doesn't he sound scared? Kakashi cups his face, thumbing over his cheek.
"And here I thought you were dimwitted enough that I'd had to drop more clues, doll." The man smiles at him.
"I'm rather smart, Kitten. But I would watch your tone. I know more than you think, and I would hate for you to get on my bad side."
"Really? And what do you think you know?" Kakashi's knee at his balls inches closer.
"I know you spent last night fucking Obito. And that Deidara's an addict, not to mention the anorexia. I also know that you and Deidara had a fight about me. Too bad for him you're right." Kakashi smiles prettily, driving his knee straight into the other man's balls and grabbing his ear to slam his head into the wall. The guy grunts in pain, but grabs him instead, pinning him to the other wall with a knife at his neck. "You little bitch."
Kakashi laughs, squirming. "How'd you know about the fight? One of the girls?"
"Deidara told me. He talks a lot when he's drunk. You should try it sometime." Kakashi swings at him, flat palm colliding with his ear. When he grabs it in pain, Kakashi knees him in the balls then breaks his nose with a quick heel of hand to nose. The guy lunges for him with the knife, getting him in the eye. When there's blood everywhere, he runs for it, awkwardly hurrying off. Kakashi swears, fumbling for a phone. He calls Ibiki.
"7th street and Randel. Kill him. He'll have a broken nose and probably be clutching his balls. Looks like Pein."
"On it, boss." Ibiki hangs up.