"It's too big, It's too wide, It's too strong, It won't fit, It's too much, It's too tough, He talk like this 'cause he can back it up..He got a big ego."-Beyonce


Joss sat at the table in the restaurant her hair and nails were done she was feeling relaxed. She was enjoying her evening with her girlfriends from college. They were all chatting about work, their kids and their love lives.

When it got to their love lives they all zeroed in on her. Out of all her friends she was the only one divorced. So they asked her if she had a new man in her life. Her friend Jordon asked her if she was getting any.

She was going to tell them to mind their business but thought crossed her mind. When she left the house earlier John had questioned why she was so dressed up and who she was going out with. She told him just her friends but knowing him and his boundary issues he was probably listening in on her conversation right now.

A wicked smile spread across her face. So she leaned forward and began telling her girlfriends all about the new man in her life. She told them all about his 6ft 2in blue eyed suit wearing man. She told them about how sweet he was and how well he got along with Taylor.

Then the most important question came up how was he in bed. She wiggled in her chair and told them he had big hands and feet and his ego was big too and he knew how to use it. They all busted out laughing at the table.

When she got home that night he certainly showed her he could back up her words.