A/N: This one is for my friend Katrina.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.


The young woman the Temporary Urgent Request Kiosk Staffing firm sent over had very little experience in aquarium maintainence, but she would suffice for now. She was washing the outside of the 100,000 gallon tank, removing the smudges and fingerprints left from the demon spawn of the aquarium's patrons. At least she was keeping busy.

"Richard Cranium," a voice over the intercom squawked. "You are needed at Tank Two in fifteen minutes. Tank Two in fifteen minutes for Richard Cranium."

Richard Cranium was the Website Engineer for the Aquariaum. He specialized in developing the unique visual effects that were viewed on the Aquarium's website, depicting the different types of marine life displayed. His pressence at Tank Two indicated that a new type of aquatic creature had arrived and was ready for him to photograph.

The temporary employee picked up her box of cleaning supplies and made her way back to her supply closet, whistling a tune as she studied her handy work on the glass. Tank Two never shone so bright. It would give the people the perfect view of the new exhibit.


"All right, Richard," the head diver told him. "The aggressive fish have been removed for the time being, to allow you a better chance to get a clear shot of the Sand Shark. So, no pirahana and no electric eel are in there."

"Great," Richard said adjusting his diving mask and inserting his mouth piece before diving into the large tank. He grasped his camera in his hands as he swam to the bottom of the tank, the plastic housing protecting the expensive piece of equipment from the water. He found the desired marine life and began to take shot after shot of it, his flash bulb startling some of the smaller fish away from his target.

A small pen light held in her hands, the temporary maintainence woman set out a serious of dots and dashes with the bulb, watching with a smirk as a small school of about 500 large sea bass made their way to diver. Of one mind, the sea bass attacked the diver, crushing him under the weight of their multitude.

"Richard!" the head diver exclaimed, watching with horror as the man's body was repeatedly pummeled by the ill tempered marine creatures, his ribs caved in and his skull bashed open. Blood filtered through the water, crimson stains seen clearly on the outside of the tank, thanks to the dedication of the temporary employee, who had clocked out for the day.


Red hair escaped from under the ball cap she had wore, her hands deftly unfastening the buttons of her maintainence overalls. She hopped into a florist's van that was parked five blocks away from the Aquarium.

"Well?" asked the black haired driver of the van.

"Done," she replied with a smirk.

Tseng returned the smirk. "Excellent."


Mission Report: Target eliminated using ultra violet light communication to trigger rage in marine life.

Turk Assigned: Katrina

Status: Rookie

Speciality: Dominatrix assassin, undercover ops, marine biology

Target: Richard Cranium, Website Engineer for The Aquarium

Death by: Ill Tempered Sea Bass

Mission Successful


A/N: This was her request, by the way. Richard Cranium is actually the longer version of Dick Head. Ill tempered sea bass...that was a toughie to work with, Mr. Powers. Review! Serenitychan13...you're up next, SweetCheeks!