A/N: Our next applicant is izzy283. Good luck.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the idea.

The new mechanic was cute. Her coveralls covered up too much of her feminine qualities, but Crawnette figured he'd get to see them later, especially with the way she kept glancing over at him and winking. She straighted up from leaning over the engine of the '67 Hemi 'Cuda, wiping her hands on her grease rag she had tucked into the back pocket of her coveralls. Her burgundy hair was tucked up under a black 'do rag covered in skulls and crossbones, her face smudged with oil and sweat.

That was just how Crawnette liked his girls. Dirty.

He watched as she moved on to the HD Softail Fatboy in for its regular oil change. Crawnette moaned as she licked her lips in anticipation. This chick dug her bikes, that was for sure.

He'd have to remember when he needed temp help for the shop to call the Temporary Urgent Request Kiosk Staffing firm again. They had primo help there.

Of course, the shop was just a front for his regular business. He'd gut the interiors of the cars and hide the cocaine in the seats. The weapons would be dismantled and stored within the engines of the vehicles or in the chasis. Then, he'd ship them off to Kalm, Rocket Town or Wutai...after proper payment had been made, of course.

"Yo, C!"

"Yeah, whadda ya want?" Crawnette barked out, looking up from his messy desk.

"One of the boys said he saw that red head from the Turks lurking around here," the man answered. "Probably getting ready to inspect the place, make sure nothing illegal going down, ya know?"

"Damn," Crawnette said throwing his pen across the room. "All right, make sure nothing is visible and everything is covered up. We got all the stuff 'packaged' this morning, right?"

"Yeah, Boss."

"Good," Crawnette said, rubbing his hand over his face. "He's always too drunk to notice anything big, ya know? Let him tour the place if he comes in. Maybe we'll let him test drive that 'Cuda."

"Sure thing, Boss."

The guy moved away just as the new chick came into his office, wiping her hands and popping her gum. "Hey Boss," she said, her slum rat accent strong. "What else ya got for me to do today?"

Crawnette grinned. "Close the door and I'll tell ya," he said lowly.

She cast him a crooked grin. Crawnette rose from his desk and rounded it, motioning for her to come towards him after she closed the door. He reached out to her and felt a jolt of electricity shoot to his groin. Only it wasn't a jolt from lust. He looked down at the EMR positioned at his groin and then back up at the girl. She smirked and backed away slightly. He didn't even see her leg as it moved to connect her foot to his neck. His windpipe collapsed and he fell back against the desk, gone in 60 seconds.

She popped her gum again and pocketed the EMR, strolling out the office like nothing happened. Then she took the Fatboy for a test drive.

And didn't come back.

Reno puffed on his cigarette as he heard the unmistakable rumble of a Harley Davidson coming down the street. He glanced up and smirked at the chick on the bike. "What's that?" he asked gesturing to the bike.

"Evidence," she said, blowing a bubble with her gum. She gestured to the bitch seat. "Hop on, I'll give you a ride, Hot Stuff."

Reno flicked his cigarette away and hopped onto the back of the bike. "You know, that's usually my line, Britt," he whispered to her as his tongue flicked out and traced the shell of her ear.

She grinned and revved the motor. "I know."

"Get the job done, then?"

"You bet."

"Good girl," he said, running his hands over the front of her coveralls. "Now, put this overgrown vibrator to use and let's get the hell outta here."

Mission Report: Target eliminated by first being subdued by taking an EMR to the groin followed by a kick to the neck, resulting in a collapsed trachea

Turk Assigned: Brittany

Status: Rookie

Specialty: Mechanic and hand to hand combat

Target: Ilius Crawnette, Illegal Drugs and Weapon Importer

Death by: Collapsed trachea

Mission Complete

A/N: Yes, I did the Gone in 60 Seconds bit. I'm lame...sorry. Anyway, these are so much fun to write, you guys! Next up is dantesdarkqueen. Review please!