A/N: Our next applicant is KD Zeal. Good luck.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the bitchin' plot.

Orange Julius. Behind the counter. Auburn hair, green eyes, short, but stacked. Heh heh. Short stack. Oh yeah. Time to score.

Sinclare made his way over to the counter and placed his order for a large Orange Julius. The green eyes, looked up at him and brightened.

Yeah Baby, he thought. You know you want this.

He leaned against the counter, sipping his drink while looking into her eyes. "When you gettin' off, Sweetheart?" he asked, letting his eyes roam over her body.

She leaned forward and did the same to him. "Depends," she purred, running her fingers over the collar of his shirt. "When are we having sex?"

Sinclare's mouth twitched into a grin. His pants were already constricting. "Hmm, I think we can arrange that to be very shortly," he said, flicking his tongue out to lick her fingers as they trailed up his chin.

She giggled. "It'll have to be later," she said with a slight pout. "I promised my girlfriend we'd go shopping. But...if you want to come with...I'm sure she can be persuaded to join us later."

His eyebrows shot up at that. "Is this girlfriend a girl friend or a girl friend?" he asked. "And is she as hot as you?"

She gestured with her head. "You tell me," she countered.

Sinclare glanced over his shoulder, his mouth instantly watering. The girlfriend was about 5'7", six inches taller than the hottie he was talking to. She had shoulder length black hair, tipped with green and streaked with purple. She wore a pair of black leather pants and a green lace camisole with a plunging neckline. Her left eyebrow was pieced and she had a stud in her nose. "Damn," he muttered.

The Orange Julius chick giggled. "That's what I say everytime I see her," she said dreamily coming around the counter. She leaned up and kissed her on the lips before turning back to him. "This is E and I'm Magni," she said. "What's your name?"

He had to clear his throat before speaking, lest he betray himself. "Matthew," he croaked out, cursing beneath his breath.

E grinned at him before turning to Magni. "So, who's the hot guy?" she asked, her voice a low, husky sound.

"He's going to go shopping with us," she said, leaning into the taller woman. "And then later..."

"Sweet," E purred and then flicked her tongue at him. His groin responded instantly. Pierced tongue. Nice.

Matthew chucked his forgotten Orange Julius away, drapping one arm around each girl. "Okay Ladies," he said as he guided them into the mall. "Which store we hittin' first? Lingerie?"

The manager of the Orange Julius watched as his newest employee left without ending her shift. He was going to have to call the Temporary Urgent Request Kiosk Staffing firm and give them a piece of his mind!

Twelve hours later...Sinclare was buried under a mountain of shopping bags, trailing slowly behind the two women. This had better be fucking worth it, he thought to himself.

"Hey Matty," he heard E call to him. "What do you think about this?"

Sinclare peeked over the top of a shopping bag, his eyes bugging out as the woman came out of the dressing room in a black leather number with holes cut out around her nippular area. Surprise, surprise...both nipples were pierced, too. Twelve hours of shopping without so much as a bathroom break combined with the dead sexy outfit was just too much. He passed out, exhausted, the mountain of shopping bags burying him alive. Not heeding the warning that so many mother's take to heart about plastic shopping bags, he inhaled deeply, causing one of the dreaded bags to become affixed to his face. He sufficated before the avalanche of bags could be removed.

Elena washed her hair for the fifteenth time, desperately trying to remove the black, green and purple from her naturally blond hair. "I thought Reno said this stuff was temporary!" she shrieked at Magni.

"You trusted RENO with your hair?" Magni shrieked back. Elena came out, towel scrubbing furiously at her head. The colors had not even faded. "Well...look on the bright side; at least the colors look good on you."

Elena blinked back the tears in her eyes as she stared at her hair in the mirror. "I want the blond back!" she wailed.

Magni giggled. Elena turned her head to glare at her, gasping when she saw her going through 'the pictures'. "No!" she yelled, leaping at her. "No, don't look! Give those back!"

Magni squealed and jumped away, laughing when Elena fell face first to the floor. "So, this is the blackmail material Sinclare had on Rufus...and a certain veteran Turk," she said. "What position is that anyway, Elena? I didn't know you were so...flexible."

"Shut up," Elena said, going back to finish washing her hair. "We were drunk, okay?"

"Fuck!" Magni shouted, unable to look away from the 4 x 5 glossy in her hands. "Is he really that ripped and...huge?"

Elena giggled. "Uh huh," she said with a satisfied sigh.

"Damn," Magni said, taking the photo and sticking it in her purse. "I wouldn't mind guarding that body. I think I'm in love!"

Mission Report: Target eliminated by suffocation of plastic shopping bag

Turk Assigned: Magni Zeal

Status: Rookie

Speciality: Sex appeal, acting, and hacking

Target: Matthew Sinclare, Holding Blackmail Material on Rufus ShinRa

Death by: Shopping

Mission Successful

A/N: Death by shopping? Whodathunkit? Anyway...as for the next chapter, I've got something a bit...different planned. And since I've had no new applicants (pouts), I'm going to be using our current recruits. Keep an eye out! You never know when your Turk will make another appearance!