A/N: Round Three...DING!!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but this bitchin' plot.

"Target is in the break room, speaking with the Red Mangina," Revan's voice came over Akalara's ear piece. "You have approximately ten minutes, Green Bitch."

"Watch it, Sushi Boy," Akalara hissed as she removed the vent covering Niki's office. "That's not my code name."

"I don't like Green Goddess," he replied. "Reminds of some sort of diety of brocolli."

Akalara touched down on the floor and studied the office. It looked as if an insane person worked here. The infamous mice were roaming freely about the furniture, but oddly enough not leaving any droppings. She spotted a toddler's potty chair in the corner with the current paper's comic strips taped to the wall and, oddly enough, a mouse sitting on the potty chair, reading the paper as it did it's business.

"Oh, she is so fucked up!" Akalara exclaimed.

"You in?"

"Yeah," she said, sitting down at Niki's desk. She opened the bottom left hand drawer and smirked. "Gotcha, Bitch."

Niki giggled as she and Reno quickly snuck into her office, hands instantly going to clothes in an effort to remove them.

"Shiva, I hate fucking out of area missions sometimes," Reno growled, biting at her neck. "I miss my girls."

Niki pushed him away. "Girls?" she snapped.

Reno reached out and grabbed her breasts. "Oh, yeah, Baby," he said, squeezing them before sliding her shirt off her body. "My girls."

"That's what I thought," she said, closing her eyes as his lips trailed down her neck. "I went shopping while you were gone."

"What'd ya get, Niki-chan?" he asked, nibbling her ear.

"A whole goody bag full of sex toys," she purred. Reno stepped back and grinned at her. "Saving them for a special occassion."

"Like now?" he asked.

"Oh yeah," she said, pulling him with her. She sat at her desk and opened the bottom left drawer where she kept her 'secret files'.

"Damn," Reno whistled when he saw the stash of plastic, vibrating fun. "This is going to be a long break, I guarantee!"

Niki laughed as Reno slammed his lips against hers, lifting her onto the desk and laying her back. They heard a small 'pop', but dismissed it as the desk settling under their weight. Soon, smoke filled the air and a raging fire was blazing in Niki's desk drawer.

"Holy fuck!" Reno yelled, dumping her cold coffee into the drawer to try to extinguish the flames.

"Shit! Reno no!" Niki shouted as the liquid hit the flames and ignited them further, catching Reno's sleeve on fire.

"The fuck!" Reno hollared, ripping the jacket off and stomping it on the floor. "What the hell, Niki?"

"I had Bailey's in my coffee this morning," she said, desperately trying to fan the flames down. They licked up and consumed her mission report she had worked on all morning. "Damn it! Do something, Reno!"

"I'm not a fucking fire extinguisher!"

Niki's eyes widened as she got an idea. "You have a hose!" she exclaimed. "Piss on it!"

"I can't piss on command!" he yelled back.

She opened her mouth to reply, but was hit in the face with a stream of water as the sprinkler system activated, drenching her office. The mice squeaked in protest and hid under the furniture, trying to avoid the artificial rain.

"Great," Reno said, picking up his singed and soaking wet jacket. "Just great. Now all the offices and halls are soaked because of this fire. What the hell happened?"

"I don't know," she said, looking into the blackened mess of her coveted collection of sexual enhancers. "I guess one of them shorted out or something."

The sprinklers deactivated and they looked at each other. "Well, looks like this break is shot to shit," Reno said with a lopsided grin. "Maybe tomorrow, Niki-chan. See ya, Toots."

Reno opened the door and walked out into the dripping hallway. Niki stepped out as well, notcing that everyone else was soaking wet and trying to salvage any paperwork that had been caught in the down pour.

One person, however, was dry as a bone.

"Well, well, well," Akalara said as she walked passed Niki. "It appears the source of the sprinkler's activation is in Niki's office. What's the matter? Reno too HOT for you to handle, hm? Better let a real woman take care of him, Sweetie."

"Why are you dry?" Niki asked, eyeing the imaculate uniform and hair of her green haired woman. "The sprinkler system in the whole building activates at the sign of fire. Any place you were in should have soaked you."

Akalara's face turned red as everyone stared at her for an explaination. "Well, I suppose I was in the right place in the right time," she answered before turning to leave.

"The only place that doesn't have a sprinkler system in the whole building is the air conditioning vents," Niki continued. "I know since I nap up there. You were in the vents, weren't you? You set a bomb in my desk and detonated it in the vents."

Akalara scoffed. "You really are insane," she replied. "Get some medication, Niki. You are incredibly disturbed."

She turned around and walked back to her office.

"Akalara."

The green haired woman turned her cranberry red gaze on the insane Turk. "Yes, Niki?" she asked sweetly.

"You're dead."

Akalara smirked and turned away before letting the slight hint of unease show on her face. Her ear piece activated.

"Yo, Green Bitch."

"What, Sushi Boy?"

"You still owe me a blow job for helping you."

"Oh, go fuck yourself!" she exclaimed as she flung the ear piece to the ground.

The war was just beginning.

A/N: Let us take a moment to remember those brave souls lost in this battle. My heart breaks at the loss of such wonderful, innocent sexual enhancers. (sobs) In lieu of flowers, please leave a review.