Halloween Party in Ninjago
Hey guys! Time for another update on my Halloween special!
First up, there's a reason why this chapter has its title & another character will show up with a costume! Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 3: Fangirls are Scary
The group of six had their costumes ready and were right in front of the entrance to the biggest party of the season when they were interrupted by a familiar voice.
"Hey! Wait for me!"
The ninjas and Nya rolled their eyes when they saw none other than Dareth who also managed to get a costume.
The stocky wannabe was dressed as a werewolf with slightly tattered clothes and a pair of ears and a tail. At least he tried.
"Dareth, you're supposed to be at the academy." Cole said in a deadpan tone.
"But I REALLY want to go to the party!" The grown man begged.
The group knew how persistent the self-proclaimed 'brown ninja' can be and his begging can be VERY annoying.
"Can I go? Can I go? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I go? Please! Pretty please!" Dareth kept giving them the puppy dog eyes look, or attempt to, which was ironic with his costume.
"Fine…" The ninjas sighed in defeat.
"Thank you! You guys are the best!" Dareth exclaimed.
The ninjas rolled their eyes at the man-child and headed inside.
Once inside, the whole gang were dazzled by the atmosphere.
Almost everyone at the party had a costume and the room was decorated from top to bottom with a definite Halloween theme with orange and black streamers and balloons, fake cobwebs, cardboard tombstones, and even coffins.
Whoever organized this party really outdid themselves.
Since it's just not Halloween without candy, there were plenty of tooth-melting treats served at the party, much to Lloyd's apparent delight.
Many adoring fans oohed and aahed at the ninjas' costumes.
Nya's immaculate Miku costume and Zane's unique twist on Elsa's dress in particular got a LOT of attention, probably because Vocaloid and Frozen were both already overrated as hell.
Pretty much all the hormonal teenage girls were all over them.
But the ninjas were having a great time, getting a chance to hang out with the more sane fans and eating a lot of candy and indulgent treats.
Cole, having always had a sweet tooth, was delighted to see that the party had cake and wasted no time in helping himself to at least three slices of pumpkin cake.
Meanwhile, the Hero of Hyru- I mean, Ninjago, was gobbling up a bowl of caramels. The blonde hero noisily munched on the sticky candy, not caring about anyone else who wanted a caramel.
"Don't you think you've had enough?" A woman dressed as Frankenstein's bride asked.
"I ain't leaving 'til the bowl's empty." Lloyd grumbled through a mouthful of gooey caramel.
Kai only chuckled at the green ninja's antics while helping himself to some peanut butter cups.
"Lloyd, that's enough. Let the other attendants have some caramel." Zane gently chastised him.
Glaring at the ice wielder, Lloyd opened his mouth and let a huge slimy brown blob of chewed candy covered in thick saliva slide into the bowl, ruining the few bits of caramel still inside and grossing out everyone who saw. A chorus of high-pitched 'ewww's surrounded the green ninja but he didn't care.
The young hero wiped off the thin strings of drool from his lips before moving on to bowl filled with gummy worms, having not learned his lesson.
It just isn't a party without music so there were a bunch of famous artists performing but with the music industry going down the drain as of late, most of them were terrible, ESPECIALLY the arrogant brat Justin Beaver or that Nicki Nimaj lady who somehow looked more like a pokemon than a human but there were SOME singers who were pretty decent like that Vincent Jay guy.
"Now here's another group of hot guys you all love!" The announcer dressed as a mad scientist shouted through the mike, "Give it up for Five Directions!"
On the stage was a generic boy band who didn't even wear costumes but the girls didn't care.
The awfully repetitive lyrics of hugging girls and having 'swag' resonated throughout the party.
Extremely loud girly squeals and shrieks filled the air that were so obnoxious they nearly busted Zane's audio receptors.
"I-I think I need to get some repairs after this…" The nindroid massaged his ears.
"That's fangirls for you." Cole rolled his eyes.
"Fangirls?" The oblivious robot asked.
"You don't want to know," Jay sighed, "They are THE worst."
"Why?"
"Zane, there are some things in life you're better off not knowing…" Kai shook his head.
"What's so bad about these fangirls?" The nindroid still had no idea…
"I'll show you…"
With much reluctance, the fire ninja lead his figurative brother to the crowd where even more shrieking brats. Just a few seconds with them made the robot understand why his brothers did NOT like them at all.
These girls were HORRIFYING!
Even Zane wasn't sure if they had the same sense of humanity as he did!
"These girls are the most annoying creatures in the world," Kai began, "Especially when they're all obsessive over something and would literally kill for it, like that Ambush on Titan anime. The point is, don't get involved with them. Ever."
"So this is what fangirls are like?" Zane asked, "To me, their… devotion… is quite terrifying."
The nindroid pointed at the potentially psychotic girls who were literally beating themselves up, cutting their flesh, and even ripping out their own hair over the terribly contrived boy band. It was even worse than a horror movie to the naïve humanoid.
"And now you know." Kai said solemnly.
"Definitely." The nindroid responded with anxiety in his silky smooth voice.
The fire wielder managed to lead Zane away from the fangirls before more exposure can cause more nightmares than it already did for the poor robot's mechanical psyche.
The first thing the others noticed upon their return was the ice ninja's visibly shaken expression.
"Kai, what did you do to him?" Nya gave a cross look at her brother's direction.
"He now knows the bane of mankind: fangirls." Kai calmly answered.
The other ninjas shuddered, understanding how Zane felt right now.
"Come on Zane, I know what'll cheer you up." Cole patted the nindroid's shoulder.
"And that is…?" The pale ninja asked.
"Cake!"
The black ninja placed a huge slice of cake in front of the nindroid.
Zane shook his head but smiled anyway.
After all, Halloween was supposed to be one of the greatest times of the year.
You've heard it folks. Zane's now officially scared of fangirls.
Anyway, I have a poll on my profile for the ninjas' costumes, even though I already have the contest winner planned out, but I'd like to know who you'd like to win!
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