A/N:
Okay, another warning. Conner is a history fanatic. He does a lot of research on other countries, so he describes his own history as well as two other's. If y'all don't want to read it, you don't have to. I learned a lot though when I was doing research an found it interesting but you guys might not. Just a warning. Oh! And he likes to cook his own food because he doesn't like what America eats.
"Hey, wanna get together sometime and hang out?" I ask smiling dangerously. Alfred glares at me and I look up innocently. "What? I can't fight anymore? Cause that's too bad," I say smiling sweetly.
The Russian smiles back and replies, "I will think about it, da?" Alfred starts freaking out and I roll my eyes. I smile at the Russian and nod. I turn around and prepare for the worst.
"Yes, I want to know too," a French guy asks. I sigh.
"Well, you see, America went through the Civil War in the 1800's. Half of his people were racist and didn't want black people to be counted fully as people. The Southerners wanted them to be counted fully as people. When some of his states seceded I was born. Well, more like generated. I was eighteen when I popped into existence and ready to fight. I'm not as big as Alfred because I'm younger. He's stronger, I'm faster. I was known, by the Yankees, as the South. He was the Union. I came close to winning the war, but in the end he won. So there's been a family like competition ever since," I finish. "I try to annoy him as much as possible and he tries to keep people away from me. And honestly France. You, at least, should have remembered me. Ally." I glare at the Nation and he mumbles something that sounds suspiciously like, "I knew he looked familiar," to England.
I glance at Alfred who's still freaking out about his younger brother and the Russian becoming friends. I hear a voice behind me, "Yo! That was cool! But, the awesome me already knows how to do that!" I glance behind me and see an albino Nation. I furrow my brow, trying to remember all of Alfie's friends. "I'm the awesome Prussia!" he shouts, telling me what I wanted to know.
I turn to him and smile. I bow and straighten up. "Hello, Prussia. According to the things I read on the internet, you are no longer a nation," I say smiling comfortably. He opens his mouth to say something, but I interrupt. "I do extensive research on all of Alfie's friends. Such as England. England is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. It shares land borders with Scotland to the north and Wales to the west. The Irish Sea lies northwest of England and the Celtic Sea lies to the southwest. England is separated from continental Europe by the North Sea to the east and the English Channel to the south. The country covers much of the central and southern part of the island of Great Britain, which lies in the North Atlantic; and includes over 100 smaller islands such as the Islands of Scilly, and the Isle of Wight.
"The area now called England was first inhabited by modern humans during the Upper Palaeolithic period, but takes its name from the Angles, one of the Germanic tribes who settled during the 5th and 6th centuries. England became a unified state in the 10th century, and since the Age of Discovery, which began during the 15th century, has had a significant cultural and legal impact on the wider world. The English language, the Anglican Church, and English law – the basis for the common law legal systems of many other countries around the world – developed in England, and the country's parliamentary system of government has been widely adopted by other nations. The Industrial Revolution began in 18th-century England, transforming its society into the world's first industrialized nation.
"England's terrain mostly comprises low hills and plains, especially in central and southern England. However, there are uplands in the north, for example, the mountainous Lake District, Pennines, and Yorkshire Dales, and in the south west, for example, Dartmoor and the Cotswolds. The capital of England is London, which is the largest metropolitan area in the United Kingdom and the largest urban zone in the European Union by most measures. England's population of over 53 million comprises 84% of the population of the United Kingdom, largely concentrated around London, the South East, and conurbations in the Midlands, the North West, the North East and Yorkshire, which each developed as major industrial regions during the 19th century.
"The Kingdom of England – which after 1284 included Wales – ceased being a separate sovereign state on 1 May 1707, when the Acts of Union put into effect the terms agreed in the Treaty of Union the previous year, resulting in a political union with the Kingdom of Scotland to create the Kingdom of Britain. In 1801, Great Britain was united with the Kingdom of Ireland through another Act of Union to become the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. In 1922 the Irish Free State seceded from the United Kingdom, leading to the latter being renamed the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland," I finish. England's eyes are wide, Prussia is laughing his head off, and Alfred's blushing.
"Shall I continue?" I ask raising an eyebrow at the shocked Brit. Prussia nods yes while laughing but the other two shout, "NO!" simultaneously. I laugh and grin at Prussia. "Should I recite your history?" He shrugs still smiling.
"Prussia was a historic state originating out of the Duchy of Prussia and the Margravate of Bradenburg, and centered on the region of Prussia. For centuries, the House of Hohenzollern ruled Prussia, successfully expanding its size by way of an unusually well-organized and effective army. Prussia, with its capital in Königsberg and from 1701 moved to Berlin, shaped the history of Germany. In 1871, German states united to create the German Empire under Prussian leadership. In November 1918, the monarchies were abolished and the nobility lost its political power during the German Revolution of 1918-19. The Kingdom of Prussia was thus abolished in favor of a republic—the Free State of Prussia, a state of Germany from 1918 until 1933. From 1933, Prussia lost its independence as a result of the Prussian coup, when the Nazi regime was successfully establishing its "Gleichschaltung" laws in pursuit of a unitary state. With the end of the Nazi regime, the division of Germany into allied-occupation zones and the separation of its territories east of the Oder-Neisse line, which were incorporated into Poland and the Soviet Union, the State of Prussia ceased to exist de facto in 1945. Prussia existed de jure until its formal liquidation by the Allied Control Council Enactment No. 46 of 25 February 1947. Now that's just a small piece of your interesting history," I finish, yawning. Prussia's absolutely delighted. I might actually like this guy… I wave and start to walk out the room.
"Wait! Conner. Since you're here, you can join us," Alfred sighs. I grin and whip around, danger filling my eyes.
"If you want, Yankee," I say grinning evilly. Alfred glares as I switch my smile to sweet. Sickly sweet. "I, myself am hungry. Where's the damn kitchen, Yank?"
"There isn't a kitchen here," Alfred says blankly. I stare at him then face-palm.
"Of course. You always eat those nasty things. I'm going home. If anyone wants something edible follow me," I growl. I stomp out the room as several countries stare at each other in mute surprise. I walk down the stairs and open the door. Several nations go through the door. The Prussian, a German, the Russian, an Italian, and Canada. Two nations rush out the door before I can follow. The Brit and the Frenchie. The car is going to be crowded.
I walk out into the rain and rush into the car. I rev the engine since the chauffeur is on break. I start along the country lane leading to my house. I remember the mess it's in because of America dashing around, and grin.
I pull into the drive and open the car door for the nations. I hurry up the steps and dig out my key I swiped from America three months ago. I unlock the door and walk inside. Thanks to me, it smells like lavender and mint. The other nations follow me in and gaze at the rooms.
"Sorry. America was running around this mornin'. I wasn't able to clean so it's nasty. And don't get me started on his room," I explain. England stares at me in shock.
"Wait…you call this messy?" he asks. I nod. "Wha-? How do you deal with him?!" To this I shrug.
I walk into the hallway in front of the kitchen, and sigh at the fork in the wall. The others seem worried as I tug it out of the wall. "I pissed him off this morning by saying I could substitute for him," I say walking into the kitchen and frowning at the mess. I right his chair and empty his bowl of cereal into the trash. I grab a towel and a mop. I twirl around the room, cleaning everything. The nations stare as the once messy kitchen becomes sparkling clean.
I finish and I check my watch. 1 minute, 13 seconds. I smile. New record. I get out several ingredients and say over my shoulder, "The living room is near the front door. Explore the house but stay out of America and my rooms." The nations break, some going to the living room and some to go explore the house. I stir and mix and bake. I set the table and put the jambalaya in the middle. I put plates out and I bring my fingers to my lips. I let out a low, echoing whistle. Soon, everyone's gathered at the table.
A/N:
Quick question what type of movies do you think Conner likes? And yes, I've already decided, I just want to know what y'all think he likes.