Prompt: Pregnant Astrid and really bad mood swings! Hope you enjoy! I own nothing!
"Hiccup!"
Hiccup groaned and turned in his sleep-like state.
"Hiccup! I want chicken!"
Hiccup opened one eye and saw his wife staring at him, her eight month pregnant belly poking him.
"It's late…" Hiccup groaned and rolled over
He heard a sniff and sat up quickly. Oh no…
"You did this to me! The least you can do is get me some gods damned chicken!" Cried Astrid "Stop being so selfish and GET ME CHICKEN!" Astrid was full on crying and Hiccup cupped her face
"Okay, okay. I'll get you some chicken okay…"
Astrid smiled "Okay!" she sniffed and Hiccup walked down the steps and outside into the cool night air
"Only one more month… one more month…"
"So that is why you…"
"Hiccup!"
The class looked to the opening of the dragon training arena and saw Hiccup's pregnant, crying wife.
"Astrid? I'm teaching a-" Hiccup stared at Astrid "Why are you crying?"
"Tu-Tuff called me fat!" Wailed Astrid, waddling to Hiccup
Hiccup sighed and wrapped Astrid in his arms "You're not fat honey. I promise."
"It's all your fault!" Astrid pulled away and started to punch him "I hate you! I hate you!"
"Ow! Astrid! Stop!"
Astrid stepped back and gasped "I hurt you!" Astrid's eyes teared up
"No, no!" Hiccup faked a smile "See I'm fine! Good as new!"
"Oh!" Astrid smiled, eyes clear of tears "Okay! See you at home honey!" Astrid waddled out of the arena and Hiccup looked back at his class
"That," Hiccup pointed to his wife of two years "is why you never get a girl pregnant…"