A/N: Round Six (sorta)...DING!!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but this bitchin' plot.

Reno grinned as he propped his feet up on the conference table. His meeting was set to start in five minutes. As second-in-command of the Turks, he had the power to call meetings and pretty much order the rookies around. Power was fun. And he was going to utilize it.

The door to the conference room opened and the first participant in his meeting entered. "Reno," Brit said, sitting across from him and propping a leg up on the table. "Sup?"

"Feet off," he ordered. "That's unprofessional."

"Fuck you," she replied. "You start acting professional and I may be inclined to follow suit. Don't hold your breath, though."

"Bitch."

"Spazfuck."

The doors opened again and Akalara walked in. Her cranberry-red eyes assessed the situation, looking from Reno to Brit and back again. She turned around to leave but ran smack into Niki.

"Hey, watch it!" the clinically insane Turk exclaimed. She shoved her way in, moving Akalara in the process.

"Quit shoving, you skank!" Akalara snapped back. Resigning herself, she sat at the conference table, smoothing out her long green hair. "Where's everyone else?"

Reno spread his arms. "This is it," he said with a grin. "Just Reno and his three favorite girls."

Niki pouted and crossed her arms. "I wanted to be your only favorite," she said, putting on her cutest face.

Reno grinned and placed his feet back on the floor, leaning over and taking her hand. "You're top three," he said suavely. "Can't that be good enough?"

Niki continued to pout but smiled anyway. "Maybe," she answered.

"Good girl," he said. He leaned back in his seat again, folding his hands over his stomach. "All right, so it has come to my attention that there is a huge competition for my affections between two of you. Something about arsen in the building and maggot throwing genetic freak monkeys?"

"Kali's not a freak!" Niki exclaimed. "She can't help that the labs fucked with her genetics! And she's a siamang...SIAMANG."

Reno grinned and laughed slightly. "Okay, okay, siamang," he said, shaking his head. "Got it. So, I take it this shit is going down. Of course, I've been victim to it as well. The fire in Niki's office, for example. Akalara, you like things that go 'boom', don't ya, Babe?"

Akalara tossed her hair and arched an eyebrow. "You know I do," she answered smugly.

Reno placed his hand over his heart. "I'm touched," he said, batting his eye lashes. "Really, I am. That two such hot babes would go to such lengths to have me to themselves. Total turn on, let me tell you."

Akalara smirked, Niki beamed and Brit just rolled her eyes. "You are such a whore, Reno," Brit told him with a grin. Niki cringed at the use of the word.

"I have come to the realization that, yes, I am a whore," Reno said, winking at Niki. "But you know what? That's cool with me. Because since I am a whore, I get to be with three totally hot babes with no feelings of guilt or remorse. It's a win-win situation."

"But who will you chose in the end?" Akalara asked. "I mean, you can't expect this to keep on forever."

"Why not?" he asked with a smirk. Brit copied the smirk while the other two stared open mouthed at him. "We're Turks. Turks don't have normal lives, let alone normal relationships. You do something like that, you're just gonna get your heart broken. Do you know what the average retirement age for a Turk is?"

Three heads indicated a negative answer. "That's because there isn't one," Reno told them gravely. "Turks normally die before retirement. Sad fact, but true nonetheless. We're in a bad business, Ladies. You get in a committed relationship, you're just gonna end up hurt."

Brit studied her nails as the other two thought about that for a moment. "But," Reno said, leaning forward and grinning. "I do like this little competition y'all are having for me. Boosts my ego."

"Like it could get any bigger," Brit snorted. Reno glared at her and she simply smiled back.

"Anyway," Reno continued, sticking his tongue out at Brit. "All three of you are special to me. This is as committed as it gets in the Turks. Well, besides Nilto and Randak, but the fuckers were already married before getting into this shit. Ya get what I'm saying? This little arrangement we have is about all we can get. It's the life we've chosen. It's a good life, but it's a fucked up one."

"So," Niki said, fidgeting in her chair a bit. "Do you, you know, love...us?"

Reno grinned. "Y'all have a special place in my heart," he answered. "Each one of you. I can't imagine what my life would be like without any of you. All right?"

"Good enough," Brit said, standing. "But why was I here, Re? I'm not dillusional like these bitches."

"Hey!"

"Fuck you, Brit."

Reno looked hurt. "You aren't competing for my affections, Brit," he said, pouting adorably. Niki squealed and lunged for him, hugging him across the table. He smiled and kissed her forehead. He turned back to Brit, his aquamarine eyes large and pleading. "Don't you want me?"

Brit flipped him off. "Reno, if I didn't want you, you wouldn't see me every morning," she said with a grin. She mock saluted him. "I'm outta here. Got a lunch date. Later.

Reno looked between Niki and Akalara as Brit left. "So, what's next in your little fight?" he asked. "Bikini's and a mud pit?"

Niki giggled and smack his arm while Akalara continued smirking. "You'll just have to wait and see," the green haired woman said, rising to her feet. She inclined her head to her rival. "But I believe it's Niki's turn."

Niki nodded and grinned. "Watch your back, Green Bitch," she snarled. "You won't know when or where, but I'll get you."

"Looking forward to it," Akalara said as she exited.

Reno kissed Niki again. "Me too."

A/N: Meh...I figured Reno's a sadistic little pervert who gets off on chicks fighting for him. Besides, this lets everyone know that regardless of their differences and disagreements, that Niki and Akalara are still co-workers and do get along...sometimes. Just not when it comes to Reno. Aight? Aight.

Reno: I want the bikini's and mud pit thing.

Niki-chan (comes out in purple bikini): READY!!!

Akalara: That's degrading.

Reno: But hot!

Akalara: If I ever get in a pit of mud to fight Niki, I will be completely naked.

Reno (eyes wide and grabbing Akalara's hand): C'mon! Me, you, office, now!

Niki-chan (pouting): Cheating bitch!

Me (pets Niki): He'll be back...don't worry.

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