I don't even know what's I'm doing with my life anymore. This is obviously modern Stalka. I got this idea from watching , and that Tom Cruise thing. And a little from The Nanny.

I own nothing and I don't know why I'm posting this…

I'm so sorry for this…

Gerard, or known around town as Stoick, Haddock walked into his house. Having just married off his son a week ago, and his wife going back to work, he wasn't used to having an empty house at the end of his work day.

Stoick was the sheriff of the little town of Berk, population of at least 345, and his work day ended at 5:00, whereas his wife's day ended at 5:30. So Stoick grabbed a beer and popped on the couch, turning on the TV.

About fifteen minutes into the news, Stoick looked around the empty house. He longed for the days where his son, Harrison Henry Haddock the Third, would run into the living room, begging for dinner. Though Harrison was always a mama's boy, he loved having his dad to himself for those thirty minutes.

Finally Stoick turned off the TV and started for the radio. Once he turned it on, he heard the beginning chords to 'Old Time Rock n Roll' and smirked…

Stoick slid into the living room, in his socks, underwear and one of his nicest shirts. He bobbed his head for a few seconds, before turning around, holding one of Valka's hairbrushes.

"Just take those old records off the shelf. I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself. Today's music ain't got the same soul," Stoick mouthed along to Bob Sager, dancing along to the bouncy beat. Stoick started to use the hairbrush as an air guitar.

Valka sighed, pushing her hair off her sweaty forehead. She opened the front door and heard music blasting from the living room, which hasn't happened since Harrison lived at home. She slowly walked to the living room and saw her husband, all four hundred pounds of him, in a shirt, underwear and socks, dancing just like Tom Cruise, to Old Time Rock n Roll. Val covered her mouth to cover her giggles as her husband kept dancing.

Suddenly Gerard turned in a circle, spinning the brush in a circle, and saw his wife, laughing into her hand. He looked like a deer caught in the headlights for a few seconds, before setting down the brush and turning off the radio. Valka smirked, shoulders shaking.

Stoick took a breath and said "You realize now I'm going to have to kill you…"

Again, I'm so so so so sorry about this...

I don't know what to do with life anymore...