A/N: I'm feeling devinely inspired. Shiva be praised.
Disclaimer: SquareEnix owns everything. I own nothing put the plot.
Warning: I was flamed in another fic, so in good conscience, I must put this in. Any and all flamers will become targets. Niki-chan has offered to eliminate my first one EVER. But that's a different chapter. Don't mess with The Bosslady. I have a loyal set of Turks behind me, Bitches. Being evil has it's advantages.
The weather was perfect. The sun was shining brilliantly in the early autumn sky. A soft breeze caressed the changing leaves of the trees, kissing them and sending some gently to the ground, landing safely on their fallen brethren.
And Nilto was carefully planning the death of her uncle-in-law's wife.
They were in the Old Midgar City Park for a small family reunion with Randak's family. Randak's uncle and his wife were planning on taking the kids to the playground. Being the considerate wife that she was, Nilto had asked Randak if he would care if she and their two young children tagged along. Before anything could come out of her devoted husband's mouth, the Bitch had piped up.
"You don't need to ask permission. Just come along!"
Smiling in a gentiel manner, Nilto turned to her husband, receiving an affirmative response from him.
"Do you care if we take the truck down so the kids don't have to walk so far?" she asked him sweetly.
The Bitch rolled her eyes. "You don't need to ask him if it's okay!" she yelled. "Stop being a doormat!"
Randak and his father glared at the Bitch. Nilto laid a gentle hand on her husband's arm. "I'm not being a doormat, Aunt," she said sweetly. "I'm being a humble, Shiva-loving wife."
"You're being psychotic," she huffed walking over to her, hands on hips. "If you need to ask your husband for permission for everything you do, you might as well have him latch a leash and collar to you."
Nilto felt her blood pressure rising and her fingers itched for the gun hidden under her jacket. True, she and Randak were off duty, but Turks still needed to be prepared. Shiva, help me, she prayed mentally, seeking strength from the divine goddess.
"Come on, Kids," she said cheerfully instead, ushering her offspring into the vehicle. "Let's go to the playground."
That was a half-hour ago. Presently, they were getting plates from the food that each individual family had brought. The Bitch sidled over to her and smirked. "Aren't you going to be a humble wife and serve your husband first?" she mocked. "Perhaps crawl on all fours and have him use your back as a table or foot rest. And then happily eat the scraps he tosses to you?"
Nilto sat her plate down on the table and turned to the Bitch. Reaching into her jacket, she felt the gun and moved futher, removing a vile of Holy Water, melted from the ice of the great goddess herself. Uncapping the vile, she tossed the still freezing water into the face of the Bitch, screaming, "The power of Shiva compels you! Flee from this body, Demon!"
The Bitch hissed, her skin melting off her bones and oozing into the ground. Nilto stared in shock at the mess before her, turning to face her stunned family. "I'm sorry!" she said, looking straight at Randak's uncle. "I didn't know she was all Demon!"
Nilto and Randak's daughter giggled. "Yay! Mommy killed another Demon!"
The uncle shrugged, helping himself to more potato salad. "You just saved me a huge lawyer bill, Nilto," he said with a smile. "The Bitch filed for divorce last week."
"Oh," Nilto said as her puppy, Shadow, came over and sniffed the smoking goo. "Okay then. I guess everything's all right."
Randak handed her a soda and kissed her cheek. "Come on, my Demon Slayer," he said with a grin. "Let's enjoy the rest of the day with the family we like."
Nilto grinned and looked down again, gasping in shock. "Shadow, no!" she scolded the puppy. "No! Demon sludge is bad for you! Don't eat it! Bad puppy!"
A/N: For you mysticjc1! Hope you enjoyed. BWAH HA HA HA!! I'll get back on track with the next one...I promise!