A/N: I work with a bunch of perverts...meaning YOU GUYS! Some of this makes reference to dantesdarkqueen's fic, 'Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity'. We have successfully tied our fics together (insert evil laugh...here).

Disclaimer: I still own nothin' but the bitchin' plot.

The following takes place between the time Magni and Rufus left the bar, and work the following morning...

The juke box clicked and began blaring a very familiar, very popular song...Buttons, by the Sexy Kitties.

"Oh shit!" Kandi said, downing another shot of tequila and grinning. She cast a glance at Akalara and made her way over to her. "You remember this jam, Girl?"

Akalara laughed. "Oh, hell yeah!" she said, standing up and moving along to the beat with Kandi. "How many times did we strip for Zack and Seph to this?"

"More times than I can count," the other woman answered as they climbed onto the bar counter and began their old routine. She grinned over at Reno. "And how many times was that fucker over there present?"

Akalara flicked her tongue at Reno. "Quite often," she said, unbuttoning her top and slinking it off her shoulders, tossing it to the red-head in question.

"We're missing our third," Kandi pouted. "Too bad Christine didn't join the Turks."

"Yeah, she never got back into dancing with us after having her kid," Akalara commented. "Reno, how is your daughter anyway?"

"She's good," Reno said, tipping back a beer. "Saw her last weekend. She's getting big."

"How old is she now?" Kandi asked, unlacing the front of her corset to reveal a black bra with red skulls and crossbones on it.

Reno tilted his head to get a better look at her bra. "Uh, she's almost eight," he answered. He laughed. "I couldn't deny that girl even if I wanted to. Flame red hair on that one and the temper to match it."

"Shit, just what we need," Rude grumbled. "A female Reno that will eventually get PMS."

Kandi threw her corset at him, successfully covering his face with the black lace garment. "Fuck you, Rude," she snapped.

"Yep, you will," he answered with a smirk, tipping back his beer.

Akalara spotted Niki pouting. "Hey, Catgirl, get your ass up here and dance with us," she called.

Niki brightened and jumped up on the bar with them. "I didn't know Reno had kids," she said softly.

Kandi snorted. "Hell, he's got probably ten of them," she teased.

"Not that many," Akalara said. "Four, tops. Only one is confirmed, though."

"Oh," Niki said, removing her black sequeened tank and throwing it hard at Reno. "He never told me that."

Reno grinned at Niki and winked, causing her to giggle uncontrollably. "I guess it doesn't really matter," she said.

Cloud smirked and held his hand out to Tifa. She sighed and gave him 100 gil. "I told you the costumes would start coming off," he grinned.

"I had hoped they wouldn't," Tifa said, eyeing the white-haired Turk. "Though if the hot dog would shed his costume, I wouldn't mind at all."

"I think Hojo's kinda cute," Yuffie said, crossing her arms and leaning against the bar. Vincent shot her a dangerous look. "EW! No, Vinnie, the fake one! The real one was, like, gag!"

Katrina snickered from her place on Vincent's lap. She gave him a drunken kiss. "I'm so fucking wasted," she said. "Let's find a vacant corner and fuck."

Vincent arched his eyebrow and smirked. "Hmmm, sounds...enticing," he said, raising to his feet and taking her hand. "I have a better idea, though."

Tifa, Cloud and Yuffie watched as their gunslinger allie pulled the red-headed woman after him up the stairs. "Roof," Cloud and Yuffie said together.

Tifa's head snapped over to them. "How do you know?" she asked.

Cloud shrugged. "Vincent always goes to the roof to think," he answered.

"Or masturbate," Yuffie chimed in. Cloud and Tifa glared at her. "What? He does it all the time at W.R.O. headquarters!" They continued glaring. She sighed. "Yes, I sneak up after him and watch; there, I said it. I'm a sick voyeur."

Cloud snickered and went to pour himself a glass of whiskey. Tifa stood next to Yuffie. "I'll give you 500 gil if you tape it next time and give it to me," she said quietly.

Yuffie grinned and shook her hand. "Done and done," she agreed with a nod.

Nilto was performing a belly dance for Randak. It was a good thing they were married, because he had a severe problem keeping his hands off of her as she moved rather skillfully. "You've been practicing," he groaned.

She giggled. "Yeah," she answered. "You like?"

He nodded, swallowing hard. "Let's go home," he said gruffly.

"What, now?" she asked in shock. "I'm having fun!"

"Me too, but I can think of something a lot more fun we could be doing," he growled lowly.

Nilto grinned. "There's some bedrooms upstairs," she whispered, dancing her way over to the staircase. "We could...borrow one."

Randak jumped up and sprinted after her, Nilto giggling the whole way up.

Brit tossed back another beer. "I know what they're doing," she said drunkenly.

"No, shit Sherlock," Torr said, leaning over and resting his head on his arm. He stared up at her. "Hey, Brit?"

"Sup?"

"Can I put my hot dog in your bun?"

Brit snorted and spewed beer out of her nose, laughing hysterically. "That is the most fucked up pick up line I have ever heard!" she gasped. "I have no choice but to say yes. You can put your hot dog in my bun."

"Sweet," Torr said, grabbing her and pulling her to him. "I've wanted to dance like this all night."

Brit couldn't help but laugh. "This is the stupidest costume in the history of...ever," she said. "But I'm glad we did it."

Torr grinned. "Me too," he said, kissing her gently.

Black and Feather were in a corner booth, making out like crazy. He was trying to find his way up under her many layers of petticoat while she giggled hysterically.

Reno had taken Kandi's place on the bar and was dancing with Akalara and Niki, slowly letting the girls remove his clothes. And where was Kandi? Judging by the beads of sweat forming on Rude's bald head as he sat alone at a table, she was under said table putting her big mouth to good use.

Joel had Kai pinned up against the wall, kissing her silly, his hands running through her long, blue hair as she ran her hands up under his shirt and over his chest, moaning loudly into his mouth. Revan had given up on Akalara and was now feeling up Widdow while she downed another shot of tequila and sucked suggestively on a lime. Silhouette was giving Wei a lap dance, removing his Hojo glasses and chucking them across the room, to land on a very passed out N.C. and Nina.

Niki looked around the bar. "Hey," she asked, stilling her hips. "Where are Hot Lips and Ferret Face?"

Akalara balked. "Who?" she asked, flicking a piece of Niki's hair behind her ear.

"Elena and Tseng."

Reno snickered at that, watching as his green-haired lover moved closer to his clinically insane lover. "I'm sure they're entertaining themselves," Akalara said, leaning in closer to Niki and whispering in her ear. Niki blushed adorably, her innocent eyes turning deliciously wicked as she nodded. Akalara smirked and leaned in closer, her lips closing over Niki's in a sensual kiss.

Beads of sweat broke out on Reno's forehead and his jaw dropped. "Holy fuck, that's hot," he groaned, licking his lips.

Akalara broke away from Niki as the other woman stared dreamily up at Reno. "Want to join us?" they asked together.

Reno made an unintelligible sound and nodded, pulling them both against him and kissing first Akalara and then Niki. "Let's blow this joint and go back to my place," he managed to say with a grin.

Niki squealed and Akalara smirked. The three walked out, arm in arm in arm into the cool night.

Tifa eyed her bar, still filled with passed out or...busy, Turks. She sighed. This was going to be a long night.

Meanwhile...

The door to the roof of the ShinRa building opened, allowing entrance to ShinRa's King and his Queen for the Night. Magni looked up at the sky in awe, watching as streaks of light dashed across the black abyss.

"A meteor shower!" she exclaimed.

Rufus smiled, his hands clasped behind his back. "I hoped you would like it," he said, moving to stand beside her and looking up toward the heavens. He pointed. "They are centered around the constellation Leviathan. They are remenants of the Meteor Sephiroth summoned three years ago. When the Lifestream and Holy eliminated Meteor, smaller pieces broke off and remained in orbit. They appear every year around the same time."

"Cool," Magni said in awe, watching as the lights streaked across the sky. She looked up at Rufus. "They're not as scary now without the big guy looming over them."

He nodded and chuckled slightly. "Indeed," he replied. "Now, they just provide a pleasant ambiance."

"Okay, Rufus, if I'm going to be hanging out with you tonight, you're going to have to lose the Presidential jargon, got it?"

Rufus looked down at her. "What do you mean?" he asked.

"No fancy words," she said, snaking her arms around his neck. "You don't need to impress me. I'm just a rookie Turk, not some businessman's daughter."

Rufus smiled. "For what it's worth, I'd never share something like this with a businessman's daughter," he said shuddering. "Besides, since my father died, Odin damn his soul, I have not entertained any gold diggers."

"Aw, poor Rufus," she said, poking his nose slightly. "No dates in that long?"

Rufus laughed, wrapping his arms around her waist. "You know, Magni," he told her, brushing his lips against her forehead. "I think I like you."

"Really?" she asked, arching her eyebrow. "You mean, Tseng didn't just pimp you out for my birthday?"

He shook his head. "It was my idea," he told her. "You've caught my eye."

Magni grinned. "You caught mine, too," she confessed.

Rufus tilted her chin up with his fingertips. "Good," he breathed against her lips. His mouth closed over hers. "Happy Birthday, Magni."

A/N: That's the end of Magni's birthday. Sorry, no lemons in this fic. This is 'Operation: ASSASSINATION', not 'Operation: Fornication'. Although, that's a good idea and I may utilize it. MY TITLE!