Baby Pictures

Prompt: have Valka and/or Stoick embarrass Hiccup in front of Astrid (Newly dating of course) with baby pictures.

Part of 'Girl Stuff' prompt. God, I'm broken, I can only write fluff now... I need a drama prompt!

STOP! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE MODERN, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING.

He hated his parents. He really did.

"Oh, no. Not that one! Mom, I'm naked in it!" Hanson Hayden Haddock the Third (Another reason to hate his parents, he was named after his great-grandpa or something, when Hanson was a cool name) said

"Hiccup!" Smiled his girlfriend, Astrid Hofferson, hottest girl in school. How did Hanson Hayden Haddock the Third, nicknamed Hiccup, get Astrid Hofferson? Beats him, he would love to know. "Babe, you are the cutest baby!"

Hiccup groaned "Stop calling me that."

Astrid glared, then looked back down at the picture "Mrs. Haddock, I think Hiccup was the cutest baby. You did well Mr. Haddock."

Steven 'Stoick' Haddock gave a hearty laughed "Please, Mr. Haddock was my father, call me Stoick."

Astrid gave her million dollar smile "Okay Stoick." She looked at Hiccup, and gave him a shit-eating grin "Hiccup, babe, can you get any cuter?" Hiccup was blushing so much, it made Astrid kind of...

Hot?

"Shut up Astrid." Hiccup said "I'll get my revenge."

"This one's my favorite." Said Valka "Hanson loved the movie 'Little Mermaid' growing up-"

"MOM!"

"And we would always know when he as in the bathtub, because he would sing 'Part of Your World'."

"Mother!"

"Then we took this picture," Val handed Astrid a picture

Astrid smiled when she saw the picture. Hiccup was in the tub, pushing himself out of the bathtub, like Ariel did in the reprise, mouth open.

Astrid burst out laughing. Hiccup, horrified at his parents, ripped the picture out of her hands.

"Hey!" Said Astrid

"We have been dating for two weeks Astrid, you are not allowed to see me naked."

"Hic, it's not a big deal-"

"Yes it is... I'm going to get you back, Hofferson... just you wait."

TWO WEEKS LATER

Astrid walked into the house after long soccer practice. She was so upset at her boyfriend, who didn't show up for practice like he always did.

Little jerk.

Astrid walked to her kitchen, when she heard laughing coming from the living room.

Hiccup's laughing.

"Bastard!" Yelled Astrid, running into the living room

"There's Astrid with pasta all over her."

"Wow, Mrs. Hofferson, Astrid is just the cutest."

"Did you know she wet the bed until she was thirteen?"

"MOTHER!" screamed Astrid, blushing

"Oh, hello Astrid."

Hiccup looked at her, and gave her a smirk "Hello Astrid. These pictures are just the cutest… I think you won the award for cutest baby, not me."

"You think you can get away with this? You are so wrong buddy." Astrid pointed to Hiccup, with a mean face.

"Astrid Ann Hofferson!" cried her mother

"Your middle name's Ann?" asked Hiccup

"Shut up Hanson."

"Oh, don't listen to Astrid, Hanson. Here's my favorite." Mrs. Hofferson handed Hiccup a picture

"MOM! Don't!" cried Astrid

Hiccup looked down at the picture, and promply bursted out laughing. The picture was of Astrid, wearing nothing but underwear. She was covering her eyes, but giving a huge smile. Her right leg was kicked.

"Mom!" Cried Astrid, blushing

"I'm sorry sweetie. I just love that picture. I'm sure Hanson loves it to. Right Hanson?"

"Mrs. Hofferson, this is my favorite picture by far!" Said Hiccup, composing himself

"I hate both of you." Stated Astrid, before walking out of the living room.

"I'd better go get her." Said Hiccup, getting up.

Astrid was sitting on her porch, wearing just her short sleeve shirt. She shivered, and wrapped her arms tighter.

"Here, take my jacket…" She heard, then felt a jacket around her shoulders. She looked up and saw her boyfriend.

"I know how you felt now…" she whipered

Hiccup sat next to her and wrapped his arm around her shoulder. "It's not fun is it?"

"No…" whispered Astrid, laying her head on his shoulder "I just- I wanted to know more about you okay. I was a jerk to you for most of our lives, and I wanted to know you. I did it in a crappy way, but-"

Hiccup pressed his lips to hers to shut her up. "Will you shut up now? You're starting to babble…"

Astrid bit her lip "Maybe we make a deal… no more baby pictures." Astrid stuck out her pinkie

"No more baby pictures." Hiccup hooked his pinkie in hers and leaned into to kiss her "Maybe the pinkie swear can be our new 'forever'?"

"Don't ruin the moment." Whispered Astrid, before kissing him.