"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus…Oh, what a laugh it would have been; If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!"- Jimmy Boyd
John placed the ice pack in his lap as he sat in the kitchen as Joss placed a plate of cookies down on the table next to his glass of milk.
"We'll that's definitely not the way I wanted them to find out about this," Joss replied with a chuckle as she sat down next to John.
"It's not funny Joss," John replied as he ate a cookie.
15 minutes ago
John quietly finished putting the last of the presents underneath the Christmas tree. He stopped what he was doing when he felt a soft touch run down his back, he smiled and turned around.
Joss was standing behind him with a plate of cookies and a coy smile on her face. He watched as she pointed upwards, as he craned his head he noticed the mistletoe above them. John grabbed the plate of cookies in one hand and used his other hand, to pull Joss closer. He smiled back at her when she tugged on his fake Santa beard and made him kiss her.
Before he knew what was happening he heard two pairs of feet charge down the stairs. He turned just in time for Sophie to push him away from Joss as he stepped backwards he felt a small fist hit him in the groin. As he crumpled to the ground in the fetal position, he heard Maya tell "Santa" 'to stay away from their mommy'.
Joss's laughing brought him back to the present.
John couldn't help the chuckle that came from his mouth, "This is definitely not the way I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real."