A/N: The last chapter made me happy. Let's continue with this train of thought, shall we?

Disclaimer: I own nothing but this pair of pants...and they're too big.

Nina was pissed. Oh she was pissed. She had been violated by a red-headed MALE. Now, had it been the red-headed female...that was all good. But Reno...he had overstepped the bounds of proper sexual harassment etiquette. Drunken fornication with a lesbian was something that got a dude castrated.

Or killed.

Nina grinned. Right now, that sounded pretty damn good.

Niki ran down the hall, screaming for Reno. "Reno, Reno, Reno, Reno!" she yelled, her Converse's squeaking as she drifted around a corner, running smack dab into Akalara.

"The hell!" Akalara snarled, pushing Niki off her and getting up to her feet. "Watch it, Niki!"

Niki grabbed Akalara's hand and pulled her with her. "Come on!" she said hysterically. "We gotta get to Reno! Nina's gonna kill him!"

"What?" Akalara asked, desperately trying to keep her footing as her clinically insane colleague dragged her along. "Why is Nina gonna kill Reno?"

Niki took a deep breath. "Becausehegotherdrunkandtrickedherandfuckedherbrainsoutlastnight!" she gasped out as she continued running. Akalara was impressed. The damn girl had some lung power.

"Niki!" Akalara said, pulling her to a stop. "Sweetie, calm down. Now, take a deep breath and speak slowly. Why is Nina going to kill Reno?"

"He fucked her last night," Niki said, eyes wide with fear. "He got her drunk and tricked her."

"Oh..." Akalara began but was cut off by an ear piercing screetch that sounded an awful lot like it came from Reno. "SHIT!"

The green-haired woman grabbed Niki's hand and dragged her along with her toward the sound. They ran into Brit and all three women landed in a pile, Niki's ass sticking straight up in the air, her pleated mini skirt flipped up and showing off her red-moogle print boyshorts.

"What's the big idea?" Brit huffed, pulling herself up.

Akalara grabbed both of their hands and took off running again. "Nina's killing Reno!" she exclaimed. "He got her drunk and fucked her last night."

"Oh hell!" Brit grumbled. "That damn red-headed bastard! You don't fuck with a lesbian!"

They barrelled down the hall until they reached Reno's office, stepping into a scene from a very violent, very gory, very bloody horror movie. There stood Nina, with a very naked Reno draped over his own desk, his EMR shoved up his ass. His proud 10-1/2 inch cock was laying on the desk next to his head. His body twitched a bit as the dying electricity from the EMR finished coursing through his body. And then he was still.

Reno...was dead.

His three lovers screamed in horror. "Nina, how could you?" Akalara asked in shock.

"Oh my fucking gods," Brit whispered.

Niki simply dropped to her knees and sobbed, wailing out Reno's name as she tore at her hair.

Nina turned toward them, her yellow jumpsuit covered in blood and her katana dripping with it. She licked the blood off her lips and gave them a sinister smile. "My vengeance is nearly complete," she snarled, raising her bloody katana. "Now, you three will DIE!"

Niki flung pink bunnies at the blood crazed woman. Akalara sprouted vines out of her hair and tangled them around Nina's legs. Brit pulled a lighter out of her jacket pocket and proceeded to summon Cerberus from the flames. An explosion hit and all went black.

Reno sat up with a jolt, his hands instantly going to the front of his pants. He breathed a sigh of relief, looking around his office. 'Kill Bill' was a messed up fucking movie, but it had nothing on this dream. His cock was still here! If he was limber enough, he would have bent forward and kissed it. It he was limber enough, he would have done that years ago and given himself a blow job. He ran his fingers through his hair and breathed a sigh of relief. Thank Odin, all was well in the world.

Except...he still had a very pissed off lesbian out to get him. A very pissed off lesbian who as actually in his office. Looking at him. No, glaring at him. At least she didn't have on the gods awful ugly yellow jumpsuit.

Reno leapt from his chair and over his desk, hitting his knees and groveling before her. "I swear to all the gods, I didn't fuck you!" he pleaded. "I just got you wasted and dragged you back to my place and put you in bed with me so you would think I fucked you! I'm not that low, Nina! I don't take advantage of drunken girls! Well...most of the time, but I seriously didn't with you! Please don't unman me!"

Nina kneed him in the shin and knelt down to looked him in the eye. "The next time you attempt something like that on me," she hissed. "I will paint the walls in this office red with your blood. Understand?"

"Completely."

Nina left and Reno fainted in relief.

A/N: Too much...chocolate? That's my only excuse. Review!