Princess Peach Toadstool looked out from her corridor of EVIL within her castle, watching all of her mushroom people attacking the innocent Koopa army who was having a picnic nearby. The evil pink princess called out Link, Marth, and Roy, who all stupidly stumbled into the room, all of them saluting.
"What do you summon us for?" Link stated as he gulped.
"We will do what you please, your majesty," Marth added as he adjusted his bluish head.
Peach grinned, walking up to the three swordsmen. "Excellent. In that case, I need you to..."
After a few minutes, Roy opened his big mouth, being appalled.
"WHAT!? Why would we do that!?" The red-haired swordsman barked as he had a crazed look in his face, only to be slapped harshly by Peach, causing the poor swordsman to yelp in pain, his left leg twitching in pain.
Peach glared at Link and Marth, warning them both, "If you fail to comply, then you'll face the same fate as Roy here." She growled, her eyes bursting into flames.
Link and Marth both gulped as they ran out of Peach's Castle, dragging the injured Roy with them as Peach turned around and thought of even more evil and cunning plans.
Bowser and Charizard were both riding on old carts that Bowser crafted out of wood as they headed for the Mushroom Meadows, slowly approaching the Mushroom Kingdom, which was now the sight of evil. Little did they know that they had a little spy snooping around them.
"Hey, do you feel something?" Bowser asked as he scratched his head, feeling poked.
Charizard shrugged. "Bah, who cares? Besides, at this rate, we should-ACK!!!" He then collided into a tree, being knocked flat onto the grassy ground as the cart broke into several pieces of wood, randomly being set on fire by itself. Charizard moaned weakly as he tried picking up his head, only to be rolled by Bowser's cart.
Bowser, sweatdropping nervously as he chuckled, turned around, only to crash into a large, grayish boulder. Moaning, the gigantic fire-breathing turtle turned to his left, only to see Popo and nana looking at him. His eyes widened, and Bowser screamed as he retreated into his spiky shell, while Popo and Nana looked at each other strangely and shrugged.
Charizard shook his head, and as he got up, he once more got flattened by more than OVER NINE THOUSAND Toads, who were all carrying the flailing soldiers of the once proud Koopa armada. Getting up, Charizard moaned as he was as flat as paper. This spooked out Popo and Nana, who then ran towards the northeastern direction in fright of Paper Charizard.
"...Hey, maybe I can actually get an RPG starring myself now that I'm paper..." Charizard cherished the moment as he chuckled, only to return being his proper three-dimensional self. He fornwed, and complained, folding his arms. "Awww."
SMACK!!! The fire-flying type dragon Pokemon received a slap on the back from Bowser, who was in utter disgust at Charizard's behavior.
"Cut the act! We're here to save the world!" Bowser pointed out the obvious as he led the way, with a grumbling Charizard following along.