Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: (sigh) Well, you all wanted Solid Snake in this, so Snake you will get. And with that... (cough, cough) I have nothing else to say. Just enjoy the chapter and its wackiness!

"BAGELS!!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!" Charizard screamed in fright as he and Bowser were being chased by oversized bagels, all summoned by the command of Mama Luigi (whose mind was thrown into the garbage and taken over completely by Princess Peach).

"Charizard, keep running!" Bowser instructed as he was then eaten alive by a bagel, screaming as the bagel turned into a flying tuna. With wings of orange mustaches.

"...Dr. Ivo Robotnik?" Charizard asked dumfounded as he used his Flamethrower attack to burn all of the bagels chasing him, sighing with relief as a ton of bricks then dropped on him, crushing the fire-type dragon Pokemon. It was then that as Charizard crawled out, a holly jolly snowman passed by, freezing Charizard in the process.

Bowser suddenly popped out of a nearby dimension pad, and he used his fiery breath to get Charizard out of the ice. As CHarizard shook the ice off of of himself, the spiky turtle then handed him a red-colored book.

"...Hmmmm. What's this?" Charizard asked as he looked at it, and then munched it, screaming in pain as all of his teeth were then broken.

Bowser rolled his eyes as he placed his hands on his hips and shook his head, laughing. "You idiot. it's the enclosed instruction book."

Charizard 's eyes widened with joy and shock as he looked at the enclosed instruction book, hugging it tightly as he giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl with glee. Bowser sweatdropped as he took a step away, only to trip over a cardboard box. As Charizard marveled at the enclosed instruction book like he never did before, Bowser closely examined the cardboard box, which slowly opened up a bit, causing Bowser to jump up in surprise and hit a hidden coin block, falling flat on his face.

(cue old audience laugh track)

Solid Snake popped out of the cardboard box, rubbing his chin as he glanced at the unconscious Bowser and the thoughtful Charizard. Sticking to his guns, Snake slowly approached Charizard, clearing his throat.

"So... uhhh, I guess I'm new to this... fanfic series..." Snake muttered as he looked around, asking curiously, "Where am I, anyway?"

BAM!!! Charizard knocked Snake with his large tail, standing up proud after opening up the enclosed instruction book, feeling all mighty as his yellow cape (which appeared out of nowhere) blew in the breeze.

"Spaghetti, Dinner, Mah Boi, The Birds, The Worm..." He proclaimed as he opened up his eyes and did a ridiculously cheesy pose. "BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN CHARIZARD!!!!!"

Silence. Snake coughed as he got up onto his feet while Bowser was recovering from his tripping incident, while muttering Sakurai's name angrily.

"So... um... now with the introductions out of the way..." Snake commented as he dusted his arms, "How about you fill me in on what's going on?"

Bowser and Charizard both sighed as they looked at each other, and then turned to face Snake.

"Well, it all started when Mario, the princess and I came to Dinosaur World for a vacation," Charizard began, bluntly ripping off the entire plotline of the Mama Luigi episode, causing Bowser and Snake to fall asleep as the evening gave way for night.