Bowser, Charizard, and Solid Snake were telling each other stories around the camp fire. However, Snake had a really disturbing story...
"Ands when me and Octacon were sneaking up on Mei Ling, I just went in and..." He motioned a slapping technique. "Got her, right on the right cheek." He grinned.
Bowser and Charizard were both amazingly shocked.
"Wow... really?" Charizard asked as he took a bite into the dead corpse of-
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"This story is too immature, inapprorpiate, and voilent for little kids!" Samus called out as she charged her plasma shot, I demand that-"
Captain Falcon heroically ran into the room, giving a smirk to the audience, the rapid fangirls screaming with joy as they wetted themselves. Samus looked over her right shoulder to see Captain Falcon, and gulped as she shrunk in size, sweatdropping as she started trembling nervously.
"Falcon... PAUNCH!!!" BOOM!!!! Samus was sent into the horizon within a fiery ball of falcon, while Captain Falcon saluted to the camera, smiling.
"...YESZ!" Snake replied as he finished up his story, "And when the colonel came in, I-"
He noticed that his two reptilian chums were gone. Snake turned around, screaming as he saw several sugar cones coming towards him.
"AHHHH!!!" Snake screamed as he grabbed his cardboard box and started running, but tripped, and was trampled by the sugar cones, which all slowly dissolved into green waffles.
...Green waffles? What the f-
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Bowser, Charizard, and Solid Snake all started running, being chased by a grand army of muffins (who were hired by Princess Peach Toadstool to kill the two retarded reptilians).
"They're on me! I'm getting careless!" Snke called out as he handed Bowser and Charizard some of his grenades, shouting to them as the muffins all jumped on them, "Quickly! Use your fire to- GWAH!!!"
Bowser and Charizard both hid up into a nearby deciduous tree, looking down at all the angry muffins that tried hopping up to them.
"...Snake?" Charizard whimpered, tears forming in his eyes as he called out, "Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!"
Bowser slapped Charizard across the face.
"Snap out of it, man! We need to use our fire breath to-" Before Bowser could finish, a HUGE gust of wind blew all of the muffins away, revealing Snake's unconscious body.
Bowser and Charizard both froze as their eyes shrunk to an incredibly minimal size, hearing the roar of Ridley, who swooped in and tackled the two reptilians twenty nine feet into the ground, giving both a wedgie as Dr. Mario came on a motorcycle.
"Thank goodness we found you," Dr. Mario stated as he help recover Bowser, Charizard, and Snake to full recovery, explaining, "We don't have much time! Princess Peach is-"
Bowser, Charizard, And Snake all looked oddly at Dr. Mario, causing the docotr to slowly back away.
"W-what is it?" Dr. Mario asked as sweat came down his face, wiping his forheead with a napkin, "is it my breath? Or is it my...?"
Bowser and Snake pointed at the motorcycle, while Charizard screamed girlishly as he jumped into Ridley's arms, who only gave the camera a sly grin.
"Yay! I get to be the hero!" Ridley called out as he dropped Charizard and grabbed a sombrero, doing a little victory dance.
Dr. Mario turned around, and then turned back to face Bowser and Snake, narrowing his eyes.
"Guys, don't be jackasses," The doctor stated as he tossed a pill at Bowser's face while jabbing Snake right in the family jewels, "You don't know WHAT I went through to get it...."
Flashback...
"HELP!!! DOCTAH STOLE MAH BIKE!!! DOCTAH STOLE MAH BIKE!!!" Wario angrily shouted as he, Little Mac, and several seagulls on the pier gave chase to Dr. Mario, who was wearing black clothes instead of his usual white clothes, turning around the pier in Wario's Bike and then jumping into the salty water, not surfacing.
Wario, Little Mac, and the seagulls all looked at each other.
"...Wanna have sex?" Wario asked Little Mac as he chuckled, rubbing his moustache.
Little Mac turned white, feeling horrified. The seagulls all flew away in terror.
Silence.
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PIFF!!!!