Bowser, Charizard, Solid Snake, Ridley, and Doctor Mario were all skipping merrily down the Yellow Brick Road, in hopes of reaching the Mushroom Kingdom. Of course, since they were all male, they planned on having a nice little-
"Umm, you do know that the censorship will hunt us down if we go a bit too far?" Snake pointed out to myself, causing a paradox as I suddenly vani-
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"Oh. Crap." Charizard stated as he stopped in his tracks, as he, Bowser, Dr. Mario, and Ridley all glanced upon Snake with fright.
Snake shrugged, not understanding why the four companions were upset. "What? All I said was that the censorship would come and-"
"Dude, you just broke the fourth wall," Bowser pointed out the obvious pointing at you, the viewers, "And I think you guys know that too, right?"
Dr. Mario slapped his forehead. "Why are we having this argument? Why can't we just go-" His eyes then widened with fear as he turned white. "Oh good Lord of Games."
Ridley made a quirky face, before bursting into laughter as he started rolling on the ground laughing. "LOG? You mean the one who appeared in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts? Why mention him in such a-"
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"Mwa ha ha! After those idiots are dealt with, I the great Princess Peach Toadstool..." Peach loudly proclaimed as she gave herself a speech when she ruled all of the land, "Will make myself the most powerful-"
PFFFFFT!!! Princess Peach accidentally ripped a loud fart in her own throne room, much to her disgust. Blushing embarrassedly, she began to pout, letting out another short poot.
"Damn it! My goal for world domination... stopped by my flatulence..." Peach muttered as she sniffled, relieved that no one else was in the room, "I have to hold in my own gas before I-"
PFFFFT!!! Another particularly disgusting one came out of Peach's butt, in the form of green grass. The evil, blonde princess jumped up and down in frustration, before placing both of her hands over her face, crying as she continued angrily pouted while still farting uncontrollably.
"Ugh! Why must I-" POOT!!!! "Always-" PFFT!!!! "Have to-" PLARB!!! "Fart on the wrong occasions!?" PFFFFFFT!!!!!! "AGH!!!!!" Poot.