Bowser and Charizard: Idiots Never Notice

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

When the incredibly flatulent Princess Peach Toadstool threatens the world of Super Smash Brothers with her fellow, pretty, overused human swordsman comrades, the world's only hope lies with... Bowser and Charizard. Meaning that all hope and sanity is lost. Can the two idiotic heavyweight reptiles save the world, or will they fail? Featuring Solid Snake, Ridley, and Dr. Mario.

6. Chapter 6

Bowser, Charizard, Snake, Ridley, and Dr. Mario were all trying to DO A BARREL ROLL, but they all forgot the most important thing: pressing R or Z twice.

"Darn it! How do I use this stupid thing!?" Charizard growled as he pressed several buttons on the Gamecube controller, frowning as he failed to succeed.

Dr. Mario and Snake glanced at each other, and merely shook their heads, while Bowser was trying to cook a frying pan with the stove, succeeding. meanwhile, Ridley was snooPING ADS usual, looking up the latest information of porn... on a Nintendo magazine.

"Oh yeah... F-ZERO Wii, here I come..." Ridley snickered as he grabbed a pen and smirked as he written his name in script on the submission form, going into the air and flying towards the western direction, returning a few minutes later as he came back down, to see that Bowser has placed the buns on the frying pan.

"So, uh... about that evil witch, Princess Peach..." Snake began as he started scratching his butt while picking his nose with his left index finger, "Why did she become evil?"

Dr. Mario sweatdropped, coughing as he moved his eyes about, trying to avoid the question. "Umm... well..." He whistled innocently, chuckling nervously as he received a glare from Charizard. "Let's just say that-"

BAM!!! A freight train came by, and it sent the five heroes smacked on the front, towards a wooden cabin, which was a dead end. Bowser, Charizard, Snake, and Ridley all screamed as Dr. mario grabbed a pile and tossed it at the cabin, creating a pink bubble as the freight train exploded into several butterflies.

"...This story doesn't make sense..." Snake muttered as he started running away, but was squashed by Charizard, moaning in pain.

"We didn't come here to run away like little Japanese schoolgirls!" Charizard stated as he placed the typical Japanese schoolgirl outfit on, winking at Bowser and Ridley, who both shuddered with disgust, "We came here to... umm... protect the world from devastation..."

Silence.

"...This chapter sucks, you know that?" Dr. Mario stated as he observed the strange pink bubble.

Ridley blinked, and he then smiled, snapping his fingers as he suddenly remembered. "Oh! yeah! I meant to tell you guys!" He squealed with joy. "I'm going to be in the next F-ZERO for the Wii!"

The other four left him behind, their tracks nearly invisible in the mud. Ridley growled and muttered angrily to himself as he followed the tracks, still filled with pride and joy of how he will be in the next F-ZERO.