Bowser, Charizard, Snake, Ridley, and Dr. Mario were all running away from the evil forces of the birds, who were freed by Marth, who was recovering from the fatal incident within the Cement Factory nearby. As Charizard used his fire to prevent the birds from coming closer, Bowser noticed a dead end.
"Curses!" He shouted in protest as he frantically looked around, gulping as he knew there was no way out. He began thinking quickly, sweat coming down from the side of his head as he felt the pressure coming on. Suddenly, Dr. Mario jumped through the fire and tossed several of his pills at the birds, making them bigger.
Dr. Mario chuckled nervously as he received angry glares from the other four heroes, who all hid behind the doctor as he could not figure out what to do. Suddenly, Snake got an idea, and he hid into his cardboard box.
"WHAT!" Ridley exclaimed angrily, picking up the box and starting to beat the life out of Snake, "You mean you're going to just leave us out for Princess Peach to get us!?"
While Snake welped in pain, Bowser and Charizard quickly used their fire to burn a stack of wood, of which Dr. Mario pushed onto the birds, crushing them flat. Marth noticed this, and he ran off, crying like a girl as rainbows popped out of the clouds and butterflies started flapping everywhere, flowers blooming as the sun's bright rays came down.
"Ahhh... peace has returned to the area..." Dr. Mario commented as he picked up a flower and smelled it, eating it as he wiped his mouth with his right wrist, "Isn't it beautiful, boys?"
Bowser and Charizard were screaming their heads off as they skipped for their lives, being chased by the girly girl Ness, who was now wearing a red dress similar to Peach's The gender changed girl giggled as she called out with glee, "Wait, guys! I wanna hug you forever and ever!"
Dr. Mario scratched his head, only to have his shoulder tapped. He turned around, only to be punched by Roy, who smirked as he grabbed the unconscious doctor by the legs and started pulling away, while Ridley was smacking a bleeding snack with the mercenary's own cardboard box. Link, who was hiding in the bushes, giggled uncontrollably as he waited for his chance to sneak up, trying not to blow his cover.
"Keep running, Bowser!" Charizard bellowed, sweat coming down his sides as he glanced behind him with fear as Ness began blowing kisses towards them, "We can't let him get near our privates!"