Bowser and Charizard: Idiots Never Notice

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

When the incredibly flatulent Princess Peach Toadstool threatens the world of Super Smash Brothers with her fellow, pretty, overused human swordsman comrades, the world's only hope lies with... Bowser and Charizard. Meaning that all hope and sanity is lost. Can the two idiotic heavyweight reptiles save the world, or will they fail? Featuring Solid Snake, Ridley, and Dr. Mario.

8. Chapter 8

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: (sigh) And now, a completely boring chapter. Enjoy.

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Link watched as Dr. Mario looked around for some flowers. Being hesitant, Link took out his boomerang, and it was enough to knock the good doctor out. Gasping, Link grabbed Dr. Mario, and rushed back to Marth and Roy.

"Wait a minute, didn't I get Dr. Mario?' Roy questioned as he glanced at his unconscious doctor, then glancing at Link's.

Link blinked, and he slowly turned his head, to see that the doctor he had... was a fake!

"I knew I should have never casted for this stupid story..." Meta Knight commented as he tried to break free, using his quick swordplay to kick Link's butt, and then running off to who knows where.

Marth and Roy looked at each other oddly as Link got back up, moaning in pain. Marth then snapped his fingers, and proclaimed, "Okay! To Princess Peach! We got a world to ruin!" And the three snotty, idiotic swordsmen laughed their heads off as they skipped all the way to Princess Peach's evil lair.