Else where, after enduring fiery volcanic pits, bad ripoffs of songs from The Beatles, watching worldwide soccer in French, and trekking through the marshy, poisonous swamplands of Poopoo Galaxy, our four herons made their way to safety. Bowser, Charizard, Snake, and Ridley all were very cautious as they prepared an attack from the Rubbish Cats Police.

"Gee, it's kind of dark," Snake commented as he smelled his armpits, commenting with, "Note to self; when I make love in my pants, be sure to take a shower."

Bowser, Charizard, and Ridley all moved slightly away from Snake, who shrugged as he shouted back innocently, "What?"

"Anyway..." Bowser stated as he punched an incoming Zubat in the face, turning to Charizard, "Do you have a light?"

Charizard slowly turned his face to Bowser, replying eerily, "Noooo..."

Bowser then pointed at the red-orange-yellow flame on Charizard's tail. Charizard looked at his flame-lit tail.

"Oh." Charizard commented as the wind blew nearby and blew out the flame.

Silence.

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"...AHHHH!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!" Charizard proclaimed as he started freaking out, using his Flamethrower to burn everything in his sight, causing a massive wild fire that trapped him and the others in. Bowser and Ridley screamed as he used their claws to get rid of the flames, while Charizard ran around in circles, screaming as he spouted more fire from his mouth. Snake took the opportunity to use the wild fire as a lit for his cigarette, and he blew smoke out as he stared at the starry dark night, with purple clouds forming above.

Meanwhile, in the evil castle of... oh, who am I kidding, you all know who it is...

PFFFFFT!!!! "Ugh!" Princess Peach gasped as she covered her butt, blushing embarrassingly as the Toad guards laughed at her as she walked down the hallway towards the dining room, more poisonous flatulence coming out from her rear in the form of green gas. As she cut the cheese once more, the entire hallway shook, and the Toad guards were so much in hysterics, they literally died laughing and became ghosts, still laughing their souls off. As Peach looked around, she was scared silly by the appearance of the three swordsman, letting loose a fart that... oh, to hell with the crappy fart jokes. Dr. Robotnik!

"PINGAS!!!!" Dr. Robotnik shouted as he ran by, trying to make the story better, but failing.

Oh well, at least he tried. Anyway, peach got up, to confront the three idiots, who had the unconscious Dr. Mario in their palms. Peach glared at them as another loud fart was heard from her gaseous stomach.

"Uhhh..." Marth rubbed the back of his head nervously, chuckling as he sweatdropped. "We got one of them, just like you said..."

Peach continued glaring straight at him, right in the eyes. This freaked out Link and Roy, who started whimpering like dogs.

"Marth, there's a reason why I sent you and the other two out," She stated calmly as she dusted off her pink dress, trying to get the flatulent smell off her, going into Marth's face and screaming, "I WANT YOU TO ELIMINATE BOWSER AND CHARIZARD!!!! HOW HARD IT IS TO ASK!?"

Marth trembled, gulping as his legs twitched. "B-B-But... we got Dr. M-M-Mario..."

Dr. Robotnik then made a surprise reappearance and used his Rrrrrrrrobotnik PAUNCH on Marth, wounding the blue haired swordsman in the stomach, pinning him down. He then grabbed Dr. Mario and rushed off, proclaiming to give himself a PRRRRRROMOTION as Link and Roy grabbed Marth and fled, screaming like girls in horror.

Princess Peach stood there, farting yet again for the sixty fifth time.

"Why am I constantly farting!?" Peach questioned as she continued to uncontrollably fart, "What, am I the new walking fart joke like Wario now!? Huh!? HUH!?"