Bowser, Charizard, Snake, and Ridley were all walking through the once peaceful meadows of the Magatroni Megastrue, which was destroyed by the evil Mushroomy forces of Princess Peach Toadstool. The four idiotic heroes have forgotten all about Dr. Mario, and thus, continued walking their way with no direction whatsoever as I, the idiotic author and narrator of this fanfic, sit here from the heavens and watch the fools meddle as usual. Fufufufufu-

"Will you SHUT UP?" Ridley snapped, slapping his forehead with his right palm. "Geeze, it's no wonder the people here don't like us."

"Well..." Snake began as he pointed behind him, noting the angry Shy Guys and Pidgits who gave the four guys angry looks, "I don't think these guys appreciate coming into their village."

"And why not?" Ridley asked as he then stepped on a house made of stick, causing a family of three Shy Guy girls and a mother to all flee for their lives. Ridley's eyes widened as he was silenced. "Oh."

Bowser sighed, shrugging his shoulders as he shook his head, wondering what to do. "Well, guys, I don't think we have any idea where we are going, so..." He turned to Snake, Ridley, and Charizard. "What are your suggestions?"

Snake raised his hand with enthusiasm. "Oh! Oh! I'm good at maps!" He went into his cardboard box for a few minutes, and popped out back with a crummy drawn map, which was drawn with a bad brown crayon. Giggling, Snake rubbed his hands together and asked, "How do you like it?"

Bowser did not say a word, his hands trembling as his eyes twitched.

"Uhh... it's... great... really..." The Koopa King horribly lied as he turned to face Ridley, hoping for a more intelligent response. "How about you, Ridley?"

Ridley rubbed his chin, and then he gasped, grinning as he started, "Well, how about this? You know how me and Charizard can fly, right?" He pointed at himself and chuckled. "Well, all we need to do is reach for the skies... and then we'll get to the bottom of this mess!" He stated, grinning widely.

Bowser frowned, putting his right shoulder around Ridley. "Uhh, Ridley. Two things, one, I'm fat, and second, how are we suppose to get Snake into the sky?"

Ridley realized this, and he huddled away, shaking as he held himself, whimpering.

Bowser moaned, and as he turned around, he got fed up with the angry villagers continuing to glare at him. Bowser roared, showing off his powerful fiery breath, "What are you punks looking at!? You want trouble, or what!?"

The Shy Guys and Pidgits all ran away with fear, in hopes of not getting burned.

Bowser sighed, lowering his eyes as he faced Charizard. Sighing as he prepared to face palm, he calmly asked Charizard, "Okay, Charizard, what's your plan, then?"

Charizard simply folded his arms, waging his left index finger as he began... his completely unrelated speech that the author pulled out of his ass. "After reading this letter, you will never again be able to trust Super Smash Bros. Brawl and you will see with crystal clarity the way that it, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to attack my character. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean it personally for its beliefs or worldviews. But I do aver that I must champion the poor and oppressed against the evil of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Worst of all, our children's children would never forgive us for letting Super Smash Bros. Brawl deny the obvious. If we let Super Smash Bros. Brawl place saturnine imbeciles at the head of a nationwide kakistocracy, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. Certain facts are clear. For instance, this is not the first time I've wanted to discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions -- daft mendicants, pugnacious polemics, and unstable, rotten busybodies. But it is the first time I realized that when people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And Super Smash Bros. Brawl is to blame."

Bowser, Snake, and Ridley all stared blankly at Charizard, who was then hit in the back of a head by a red brick, knocked to the ground unconscious.

"...Okay, moving on," Bowser stated as he looked at the map Snake badly drew, observing it closely, "According to this crappy map... which SNAKE drew..." He glared angrily at Snake and snarled, who sweatdropped and backed away as he chuckled nervously, "We should be nearing Peach's Castle, so let's head..." He pointed towards the eastern direction. "This way."

Turning his head around, his jaw dropped and his eyes nearly popped out as he witnessed Snake and Ridley heading towards the west, dragging behind the unconscious Charizard. Bowser fumed, and he ran after them. Meanwhile, within one of the destroyed wooden homes, a pink, feminine puffball overhearing the conversation quietly snuck along... can you guess who this is...?

"DUH, IT'S WALUIGI," A random Smash noob commented, being electrocuted by Luigi in a pink suit. ...What the hell did I just type?