Princess Peach sighed as she was writing in her secret pink diary. As she continued writing, she heard the bell, and she got up, opening the door, to see a badly wounded Marth. Screaming in horror, Peach whacked Marth on the head, sweat dropping as she noticed how badly damaged the blue haired swordsman was.

"MARTH!!!" Princess Peach cried out in shock, picking him up and slapping him several times across the face, "What the heck happened!? Where's Link, Roy, Ike, and Pit!?"

Marth gasped, unable to feel any of his body parts. "B-B-Bowser a-a-and C-C-Charizard... t-t-they..." He gasped, feeling blood coming out of his mouth as he flopped to the floor, trying to speak as his breath was escaping from his mouth, "_T-T-They w-w-wiped t-t-the f-f-floor w-w-with u-u-us... I'm so-r-r-r-r-r-y, p-p-p-prince..sss..." Closing his eyes, Marth let out one last sigh as his head fell on the ground, dead.

Shaking in her shoes, Peach cried out in frustration, turning around to write in her secret diary, "Damn it! Those reptilian idiots have foiled my plans for the last time!"

"You soiled your pants for the last time?" A purple-colored Toad spouted, laughing his head off as a Bo-Bomb was chucked at him, dying from the explosion collision.

Frustrated, the disgruntled Princess Peach turned around, to continue writing in her diary. "Grrr... I won't let those four heroes take care of me... I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!" And with that, she slammed her diary and headed up to the top of her castle, thunder booming loudly as white lightning blasted in the air, storm clouds forming as the wind began blowing harsh.

Dr. Mario looked around, and he scratched his head. As he called out, he felt something touch his shoulder. Dr. Mario slowly turned his head around, to see the shadow of... a stuff panda bear?

"What in the name of plumbers...?" Dr. Mario asked as he heard a cry, turning around to see Bowser, Charizard, Snake, and Ridley all behind him. "AHHHHH!!!!' He jumped up into the air, hitting the ceiling as he came back down unconscious.

Charizard picked him up, turning to face Bowser. "Uh oh! Bowser, what do we do with him?"

Bowser sighed, folding his arms as he closed his eyes. Snake and Ridley tried giving Dr. Mario CPR as Bowser punched a hole into the prison wall, pointing at the direction to the others.

"Quickly! We can all make a get way through here!" He shouted as he jumped through, with Charizard, Snake, and Ridley following swiftly behind, the latter two holding the unconscious Dr. Mario.

As the four ran, Charizard stopped in his tracks, picking up a letter and reading it aloud, "Listen, you foul fools! I am waiting for you on the top of my lair - I mean, castle! CASTLE!!! You bring your sorry asses up, or they'll be hell to pay! Signed, Princess Peach Toadstool." He looked up, and called out, "GUYS!!! SHE'S ON THE TOP OF THE CASTLE!!!"

"Great!" Bowser shouted back as he breathed fire on the Toads, burning the humanoid mushrooms alive as he headed up the stairs, "We'll fight her to the death, and then restore the kingdom!"

As Snake and Ridley followed, Snake rubbed his chin, muttering under his breath to Ridley, "Why does this remind me of Banjo-Kazooie...?"

Ridley rubbed the back of his head, confused as well. "I guess we sort of need action for an ending, huh?"

Dr. Mario suddenly woke up, startling the two men as the doctor jumped onto his feet, dusting his coat and grabbing a pipe, smoking out of it as he spoke in a British tone, "My dear chaps, perhaps we should stop chattering like water fowls at the lake and head up the castle, shall we?"