The Very Epic And Highly Detailed Boss Battle of the Century! The Final Countdown! Bowser, Charizard, and Co. versus Princess Peach Toadstool! Merry Christmas!
Bowser, Charizard, Solid Snake, Ridley, the British Dr. Mario, and (surprisingly) the girly girl Ness were all on the top of the castle, standing across Princess Peach, who was riding on a badly constructed mechanical broomstick. Charizard was in the back, being frightened out by Ness, who tried hugging the fire-type dragon Pokemon. Bowser growled as he headed forward, looking at Peach straight in the eyes, lightning and thunder accordingly booming and bursting at the same time as rain started pouring down.
How the flame on Charizard's tail didn't go out by the rain is a complete mystery that will not be told. Sucks to be you, eh?
"SHUT UP AND GET WITH THE POINT!!!" Ridley shouted as he tossed a brick into the air, hitting the narrator, which was me.
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...Hey! That smarts! Humph, jerk.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Peach obnoxiously laughed, snorting as boogers came out of her nose, much to the disgust of Snake, who grabbed his cardboard box and barfed in it. "There's no one to save you now, Bowser! You may have fallen in many lava pits and lived, but now... I will beat you once more, just like I did in Super Princess Peach!" She then turned around to the Lakitu holding a camera and smiled in a cheesy fashion. "By the way, everyone, buy Super Princess Peach for the Nintendo DS!"
"Oh, NOW she's advertising?" Ridley remarked, rolling his eyes as he was blasted by peach's broomstick laser, and knocked off the castle, screaming in pain as upon reaching the bottom he broke into several pieces of his body.
Bowser, Charizard, and Dr. Mario all glanced at each other, while Ness cuddled herself around Charizard's tail. Snake continued barfing and putting his box away, he grabbed a grenade and chucked it at Peach, but she pulled out Toad to reflect it back, causing the grenade to explode on Snake, and sending him into the stormy sky.
"Looks like Solid Snake is blasting off again!" Snake cried out as he sparkled in the background, not being seen.
"...Snake?" Dr. Mario asked, falling on his knees and crying out, "Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"All right, enough of that," Charizard stated, putting his right hand up as he took a step forward and shouted, "Let's get this on! I got a date with the blue shell after his next race."
Silence.
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"...Charizard-Kun's gay?" Ness gasped, bursting into tears as she turned around and jumped down the castle and screaming her lungs out as she fell on top of Ridley, and in likely fashion, broke into several pieces.
Bowser and Dr. Mario both gave Charizard odd glances as the two took a step to the right, Charizard blushing embarrassingly as Peach growled and started tossing turnips at the three. Dr. Mario countered with his pills, and thus, the turnips and pills went up against each other, being fired into the other side. Bowser and Charizard hid within Bowser's green spiky shell as Dr. Mario slowly stepped forward and forward towards Peach, who was readying Toad.
One month later...
Dr. Mario and Princess Peach were still firing projectiles at each other.
One year later...
Dr. Mario and Princess Peach were still firing projectiles at each other.
Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND years later...
Dr. Mario and Princess Peach were still firing projectiles at each other.
So long that the old narrator got tired, and they had to hire a new one.
As Dr. Mario got tired, at the last minute, peach used Toad to reflect the pills, sending both the turnips and pills at the doctor. Dr. Mario gasped, and he fell to the ground, limping as Peach cackled evilly. Bowser and Charizard popped out from the spiky shell, noticing what happened.
"Doc!!!!" Charizard cried, bursting into tears as he picked up Dr. Mario and hugged him tightly, tears coming down from his eyes. Bowser's jaw dropped in disbelief as he noticed the unconscious state of Dr. Mario.
"Hahahahahaha!" Peach laughed, waving her right index finger at Bowser and Charizard, "Looks like you lost another one! Guess that means you don't have anyone to help you-" PFFFFFFT!!! Princess Peach farted once more, screaming as she fell off her mechanical broom, which broke from the sulfur-like gas. Peach coughed as he growled, cursing at herself. "Damn my stomach and all of my gas-infested body parts!"
Bowser and Charizard were lucky to have immunity to smelling the terrible gas, but it gave Bowser one hell of an idea. Whispering to Charizard, who nodded in agreement, the two reptilians ran towards Peach, and both fired off their Flamethrowers, their red hot flames colliding with the green gas from Peach's butt, resulting in an explosion on a grand scale of-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
"BOWSER...!!!!!!!!!!"
"CHARIZARD...!!!!!!!!!!"
"MY BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!"
"MARIO, WHEREVER YOU ARE, HEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YESZ!!!!!!!!!!"
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Princess Peach's Castle was completely devastated and destroyed. Everyone on the top and the bottom, and those around the area were all sent blasting off through the stormy sky, the downpour becoming so bad that the area was being flooded with water from the nearby lake and river. Lightning crackled the sky many times, lighting the stormy sky up as thunder boomed loudly, a wildfire being started after a dead tree was zapped by one of the bolts.