"No way in hell am I not sleeping with Mr. Lebeau again."
Wanda snorted, tapping with a stylus at the handheld device in front of her. Lorna paused while braiding her sister's undercut to lift a fading green eyebrow.
"I'm glad that breaking the law made you such a happy man," she said, and Pietro rolled his eyes.
"I don't need your judgements, Lorna. It's not as if you're not getting up to less than savory things yourself."
"Hey, selling to Mr. Summers and frick-fracking my home-ec teacher are way different things," she scoffed, grabbing a pink bobble and tying up the end of her older sister's hair. She looked back at her brother and a tiny smirk formed on her face. "Though, I guess you have to spill the beans about how it was."
"A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."
"You're no gentleman, Pietro," Wanda said, poking her twin with the stylus and giving him a wink. He threw a pillow at her face in response.
"Shut up, Witch!"
"Come on, Quickie, when'd you gain sensibilities?"
"Stop throwing my pillows, I swear to god," Lorna grumbled, levitating her phone by its metal case into her hands. She flicked through the messages absently. "Besides, I told you when I hooked up with Alex."
"Thank god it was before he was eighteen, or you'd be as illegal as him," Wanda said with a smile. "He still likes you, you know."
"Yeah, but I'm not going to go get him kicked out of his frat before he can even rush for statutory," she said with a little smile, taking a selfie quickly with Wanda's braid in her hand. "I know my limits, unlike Peter Peter Penis Eater."
"Lebeau's gorgeous and worth getting thrown into the infamous iron container for," Pietro said, clasping his hands dramatically over his heart before laughing. "Besides, it's not like they could catch me. I could zip away from the police faster than they could calculate the age difference."
"From what I've seen of him from Erik and Charles bringing people over, I guess I'd have to agree," Lorna said, and Wanda nodded.
"He's a good man at heart. Pietro and I both have him for homeroom. I honestly think if you have to go off with a ridiculous love affair, he's not the worst one to run off with. Still, can't you wait until maybe you're not his student or something?" She put her hand on her twin's cheek, stroking it softly. "It's not really a good idea."
{I am not sure if the relationship you three are discussing is truly practical, but it seems as if Quicksilver would receive strong emotional benefits from pursuing it.}
Lorna and Pietro looked a little confused as Wanda scowled at her handheld.
"Vision. Really."
"Was that..." Lorna asked, peering at the screen. Blinking back up at her was a brightly colored avatar with red skin and clad in green. It's eyes angled a bit towards her, then Wanda.
{This is your sister Lorna, correct?} he asked, and she nodded, turning the device slowly towards Lorna.
"Yes, she's Lorna. And this," she tipped it towards Pietro, "is the boy we're all talking about."
{Ah, Pietro looks like his voice made him sound,} the avatar said, nodding. Pietro's lip raised slightly.
"Wanda. Why is your gameboy talking to me."
Wanda opened her mouth to answer, but the device interrupted.
{I am Vision, a synthetic AI organizational, entertainment, and companion system owned by sweet Wanda,} he said plainly, and Wanda coughed.
"I'd appreciate if you don't speak over me," she said, placing the device down and glaring at it. Vision looked...somewhat apologetic.
{Apologies,} the mechanized voice said, before the avatar turned back to look at Pietro. {I encourage caution when working with this relationship, because from the data I've ascertained from my past conversations with Wanda, you are both overly impulsive and in desperate need of the type of relationship I can tell you want by analyzing your vocal patterns.} Vision smiled at Pietro's confused face, the image seeming to almost convey sympathy. {I am unsure I can ever understand 'love' as a human concept, but I can understand the issues of attraction between two beings that should not under normal circumstances be together. It is with that that I wish you both luck and safety in your exploits, should you choose to pursue them.}
"...Thank you," Pietro said, some of the slowest words he had ever uttered in his life. There was an awkward silence as the two unaware siblings stared at the seemingly sentient handheld.
"...Well," Wanda said, slowly picking up the system and clutching it to her, "this slumber party seems to have ground to a screeching halt."
"Your gameboy talks," Pietro said, mind whirring to try to process. Lorna hopped up with a sigh, brushing herself off.
"I'm going to go get popcorn," she started, "and if by the time I'm back up here we're still talking about this and the TV screen does not have the main menu of Batman on it, you're all kicked out of my room."