Bowser and Charizard: Idiots Never Notice

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

When the incredibly flatulent Princess Peach Toadstool threatens the world of Super Smash Brothers with her fellow, pretty, overused human swordsman comrades, the world's only hope lies with... Bowser and Charizard. Meaning that all hope and sanity is lost. Can the two idiotic heavyweight reptiles save the world, or will they fail? Featuring Solid Snake, Ridley, and Dr. Mario.

15. Chapter 15

"...You know what, man?"Charizard stated as he turned to Bowser.

"...What?" Bowser asked, with both him and Charizard in an Inn nearby the Super Smash Brothers Manor, all of it being in Earthbound's Magicant.

"I miss the times when we went on retarded adventures." Charizard stated as he noticed Earthbound's Flying Men attacking the army of Miis that were part of the Fighting Mii Team.

"You know what?" Bowser stated as he pulled out a giant jelly donut, munching on it and nodding his head in agreement. "Me too!"

"Charizard!" Ness exclaimed in a higher pitched voice as he tightly hugged Charizard, who screamed as he flailed his arms, with Bowser laughing. "My big fat, beautiful fire type dragon Pokemon! Never leave me again!"

"Some things never change..." Solid Snake stated as he sat down next to Bowser, smoking an orange flavored lollipop.

Princess Peach Toadstool farted a loud, deep pitched brassy poot as she laughed evilly, towering over Bowser. "You thought you got rid of me for good, didn't ya? Well, think again! You can't knock Princess Pootstool off for long! Long live Princess Tootstool!" She then let out another obnoxious, raunchy toot.

"I rather not." Ridley stated, ignoring the sight of Princess Peach farting as he was being comforted by Dr. Mario, having heard of certain Smash Bros 4 news.

"It's okay, Rid. At least you have an actual presence in the superior version of the game," Dr. Mario pointed out, referring to the fact that Ridley did not have a trophy in the 3DS Smash Bros.

Bowser continued eating his jelly filled doughnut while doing his best to not be bothered by Peach's rotten flatulence, with Charizard screaming his head off as he was trying to push Ness away, who was still over him. Silver The Hedgehog and the gray colored robot, the Robotic Operation Buddy, watched from the rooftop of the Smash Manor as they noticed all these prominently featured characters at the inn.

"I never noticed how much of a chemistry those guys had." Silver pointed out as he folded his arms.

R.O.B. slowly nodded his metal head as he raised his robotic arms, turning to Silver. "I guess we truly are idiots... that never notice."

And then the GUN Truck came by and smashed everyone, killing them in the process. Only for them to revive because they still had 98 stocks left, as it was an indefinite match with 99 stocks. Smash Bros and all that.

THE REAL END