Let Me Hold You
Chapter four
Ahh, yes. reviews. I just love them. please keep 'em coming. For this chapter I had lots of ideas and it was real hard to decide where I wanted this chapter to go. so here ya go, sorry for the wait, but i'm lazy.
warning! This chapter might be a little graphic depending on what your views are on about graphic. You have been warned
"Thanks Dib, you're the best," I said walking upstairs. We had sat at Bloaty's almost two hours eating nonstop. "That was some damn good pizza. We have to do this again sometime."
"Yeah, maybe some other time," said Dib. Gaz followed me to her room. This morning she was all down in the dumps and just plain mad, but when we got to Bloaty's she was all smiles. Which is very weird for her. She still has failed to tell me what her problem was. I really wanted to ask her, but I didn't want to ruin her once in a blue moon smile. She has a pretty smile. I wonder why she doesn't show it.
"So Gaz, how was your day?"
"It was okay, I guess. There was a fight in my class today."
"Really. You didn't cause it this time did you?" She gave a slight chuckle.
"Not this time." I raised my brow.
"Okay spill, what's going on with you?"
"I don't know what you mean." She opened the closet door by a little bit, before I shut it.
"Gaz. Now I know you don't like people in your business, but I really wanna know. Something is up with you." Her smile disappeared.
"It's nothing Bianca. Now move it." She pushed me aside and opened the closet. She was rummaging threw a bag, cursing in a low tone.
"Looking for something?" She turned and faced me.
"Nothing that concerns you." She pulled out something and quickly put it in her pocket. As soon as she closed the closet door, I snatched the paper out of her pocket and held it up in the air. Thank god that I was taller than her and she couldn't reach.
"Give it back," she said jumping up and down.
"I don't think so. Not till you tell me what's going on."
"I told you it's nothing."
"We'll see." I took a look at the piece of paper, except it was a picture. A picture of Gaz and A BOY!
"So this is nothing, eh?" She just stared at me with that evil look of hers. "Oh Gaz you can tell me. I'm not gonna condemn you to hell for taking a picture with this...guy. Now spill."
"Okay, okay. He's just a friend. That's all."
"Oh really. I didn't know that "friends" liked to hug amorously and look like they're about to swap each others spit." She gave a little growl and snatched the photo out of my hand.
"Plenty of friends do that."
"Yeah, if they're friends with benefits. Which is just stupid by the way. "
"No, whats stupid is you."
"I'll take that as a compliment." She walked passed me picking up her bookbag.
"I'll be back."
"What, so you can go see your boo-boo?" She hesitated before she stepped out the room. I sighed."Don't worry. I won't tell Dib or anyone. It'll just be between us." She nodded and walked out the room. There was a tap at the window, which was weird because nothing could possibly be tapping against it. I opened the window and looked out. Nothing.
"SURPRISE!" I yelled and fell backwards onto my tush. I rubbed it slightly and looked up to see...
"Zim. What are you doing?"
"I just came to drop by."
"Is there a reason why you couldn't drop by at the front door? Never mind that. Why are you here?" He gave me a blank stare, then his eyes were filled with mischief.
"Can't a friend come visit a friend?"
"We're not friends, Zim."
"Oh, I don't know about that." I gave a yelp as he tackled me to the floor. He had some kind of needle with a blue substance in it.
"Get off OF ME!" I managed to push him off and got up ran ran to the door. But once again I found myself on the floor. He had this kind of crazy look on his face. There was no way I was gonna let this alien inject that stuff into me. He was able to pierce my skin with the needle, but I managed to shove him off. I took the needle out of my arm and squeezed the blue liquid outside. I punched him in his face, but not hard enough to hurt him.
"What the hell is your problem?" He gave a short growl and hopped to his feet trying to jump out the window. I blocked it before he could make his escape.
"Ah, you human. You messed up my plan!"
"Well duh. Does it look like I wanna be infected by some unknown substance." He crossed his arms. "What was that stuff anyway?"
"Grr. Well since you ruined the whole thing, I guess I could tell you you dirty human." Before he could open his mouth again to speak, his little robot friend popped up in the window.
"Hii," he said waving his arm wildly. "Did you get the pretty lady yet?"
"Gir.."
"Huh?"
"Gir I..."
"Huh?"
"Noooooo!"
"Could you please not yell, Zim? We have neighbors and they don't wanna hear your big mouth. And nope. He hasn't and will never get me. For whatever reason he may need me."
"Never say never."
"ZIM, get out," I said pointing to the window.
"No." I huffed.
"Out!"
"No."
"If you don't get out then...then...then I won't tell you about the reproduction process."
"NOOOOO! I need it. It's a vital point in my master plan."
"Besides telling people to take off their clothes?" He gave me a blank stare.
"Yes." I sighed.
"If I tell you want you want to know, then will you leave me alone?"
"Hmmm, perhaps."
"Well come here and take a seat," I said patting the bed.
"I'm perfectly fine standing."
"Sit your ass down," I yelled. He sighed and sat down on my hand. "Hello, my hand." He gave a frustrated sigh and moved.
"Know, are you ready for me to tell you about the birds and the bees?"
"I don't want to know about birds and bees. I want to know..." I cut him off.
"The birds and the bees is one of the sayings for human reproduction, Zim. There's no actual birds and bees."
"Then why.."
"Shut it. Now, where to begin. Well I can tell ya, it starts with a male and the female."
"Yes,yes. That I know." I game him a smug look.
"Oh do you. Anyway. When a man loves a woman, or they're horny or something a lot of things can occur. Oh boy, you could be in for a ride." Zim's eyes sparked with curiosity.
"Basicly, kissing leads to touching. Touching leads to...sex. There, the end."
"What! What kind of information is that," he said throwing his hands up in the air.
"I gave you a simple version. Sex is the key to reproduction. Unless you're gay or something and the female has to go find a sperm clinic, or the male or female has to find a surrogate mother to hold the baby for them." He started at me with big eyes. I wonder what his eyes look like without those contact things.
"None of this makes any sense to me."
"I didn't get it either when I first heard about it," I said shrugging. "My dad had the hardest time trying to tell me about it," I said laughing. "I can just picture the look on his face."
"So, humans don't like to talk about the reproduction process, but they do it anyway?"
"Well Zim, When humans do have...sex, a.k.a the reproduction process. The female doesn't always produce an offspring."
"Why not?"
"Her body wont let her produce an offspring, or she could be taking pills to prevent an offspring, or she's using protection." He looked at me blankly.
"Zim doesn't understand what you mean by using protection." I gave a loud sigh.
"The male puts on a condom, which acts as a barrier to reduce the chances of producing an offspring."
"Where does the male put it?" I slapped my forehead, hard.
"On his dick! Don't you know anything?"
"Ah yes. This is all making sense to me now."
"I'm happy for you, " I said in a sarcastic voice.
"But what Zim is still having trouble is how the offspring forms in the dirty female human." I sighed.
"Well that's easy. The male just releases this stuff called sperm into the female, where the sperm travels to the egg to fertilize it. It's a simple process really. And before you ask, the male inserts his...thing inside a hole of the female, down between her legs," I said having a hard time trying to say dick again. Zim didn't say anything for a long time. Then he suddenly jumped up and laughed.
"You know, I like to laugh too." He turned and looked at me.
"Thank...you you dirty human. Now I can carry on with my plan."
"What plan is that dare I ask?"
"If you must know. I'm making myself more...human like," he said in a disgusted voice. "I need to know everything about the human anatomy before I start preforming tests and such other things."
"So what you're saying is that you want to make your body more of a regular human male." He nodded. I just burst out laughing. Tears were rolling down my eyes.
"Wow. I would say you could just go to a doctor to get that done, minus the switching of the organs, but try not to go crazy on the size that's gonna be in your pants soon."
"What?" I just chuckled.
"Nothing, now bye Zim," I said opening the window.
"Wait, I need your help."
"Help with what?"
"When I do develop these new human organs I plan to take on my ultimate, most brilliant plan. But as you say, I need a female to help me." I looked at him like he had just grown three heads.
"Well you can count me out on that offer."
"Why, you said it was just a simple process."
"Well that doesn't mean I wanna do it. What's the matter with you?"
"Zim thinks you should at least consider," he said squinting his eyes with a stupid smirk on his green face.
"No. Now go!"
"At least then help me with human anatomy. You seem to know a lot."
"Not really. Just that one particular talk we just had," I said crossing my arms.
"Zim could still use...the...help." I raised my brow.
"Okay, I'll think about it. Just the human anatomy part, nothing else. Now bye. See you tomorrow."
"Yes, goodbye you dirty human." He jumped out the window and out came these spider like legs out of his...bookbag? Well maybe not a bookbag. Whatever it was, it was weird. I just know one thing, I never want to have one of those conversations ever aging.
Yay, done with chapter four. I had a little trouble with the whole talking about sex part. I had no idea how i was gonna play that out, but once i started to type it got easier. please review peace out
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