Maka had been able to go back home after a few months. She and Soul still hadn't talked about the bath incident, both of them were too embarrassed. Now instead of sitting being bored at school, she was getting tortured by Blair as she tried to read books Soul grabbed for her at the library. Some of them he didn't even try to see what they were about. He even managed to get her a math textbook! A DAMN TEXTBOOK! What does he want her to do? Study?!

"Nya, Maka you really need to get up and do stuff." Blair said FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME TODAY as she sat down on the coffee table next to the couch.

"Blair you know how hard it is for me just to stand up. I'm all jerky and I move slow. Sometimes i try to move too fast and my muscles flip out and I fall." She tried to turn the page on her book but she did exactly what she described. Her arm moved too fast and she ended up hitting herself in the face. "See?" Maka sighed as the little cat flicked her tail and tried not to laugh as she used her magic to turn the page for Maka. "Pum Pum Pumpkin!"

After a few more chapters of her book, Maka heard Blair mumble something to herself. "What?" All she got was the cats magic chant and she was being lifted into the air. "Uwah?! BLAIR PUT ME DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOOOOOOOP!"

Maka was carried all the way to her room, book left on the couch. When she was set down on the floor, Blair changed into her human form and grabbed a wiggling Maka. "Nya now you will be all prettied up for Soul!"

"Blair! Let me go!" She tried to squirm out of the cats grasp but with being slow nothing she did helped. "Hey! I would like to keep my clothes ON please!" Maka yelled as Blair pulled her shirt over her head. "I SWEAR WHEN I AM ABLE TO MOVE PROPERLY AGAIN I WILL KICK YOUR CAT ASS OUT OF MY APARTMENT AND ALL THE WAY TO THAT DAMN POND YOU HATE SO MUCH!" Maka tried to kick and hit at Blair but accomplished nothing. She stopped when she hit herself in the face again.

Blair managed to get all of Maka's clothes off and she then dragged the screaming body to the bathroom. She turned on the water and threw Maka into the shower. "HOLY SHIT! Blair! This is ice cold!" She was face up in the tub with her legs hanging out as she heard Blair scramble over her.

"This will help Blair perfectly clean Maka and make her smell like roses!"

Maka turned her head, trying to get up but failed from slipping. "What the HELL?! Blair why are you NAKED?!" Blair completely covered her in shampoo and probably gave her friction burns all over her head.

Maka barely heard the door open and close as someone walked into the apartment. "Soul? Soul! HEEELLPP!" She heard running footsteps to the bathroom but three heads appeared not just the one of Soul. "What? Wait... SHIT!" She yelled as she knew they were all going to 'help'. Liz, Patty, and Tsubaki walked in, all carrying different types of soap, makeup and outfits. Tsubaki mouthed the word 'Sorry' as Liz and Patty gave her that creepy grin they get when they are going to do something awful. Maka shot Tsubaki the bird after she mouthed 'Help me' and Tsubaki politely refused smiling.

The girls were torturing her. They scrubbed her, washed her off with scalding hot water, then scrubbed her with soap again. Patty had decided to strip down so she could hold Maka better without getting her clothes "All bubbly and wet with Woman Soap" whatever that meant. When they were done doing the rinse and repeat cycle a thousand times they dried Maka off and laid her in the middle of the kitchen with a towel underneath her. Both the naked Patty and naked Blair were holding her down while Tsubaki and Liz went out of sight for a few minutes.

She was starting to get really worried because Patty and Blair were giggling and looking at her in a weird way. A few times, Liz or Tsubaki could be heard laughing to each other in the other room. They were obviously digging through stuff and sometimes Liz got pissed and threw something that would brake against the wall making Patty laugh hysterically.

When the appeared, Maka wished they hadn't. Both Liz and Tsubaki were holding huge tubs of hot wax. "OK I'M DONE NOW I PUT UP WITH STUFF UNTIL NOW! LET ME GO! PLEASE DEAR GOD NO! SOUL I DON'T CARE IF YOU WALK IN AND SEE ME NAKED JUST GET THESE LUNATICS AWAY FROM ME! HEEEEEEEELP!"

Lucky for Soul, he was way far away. If he had heard Maka screaming bloody murder and walked in, he would have gotten a nose bleed so bad, there wouldn't be any blood in his body what so ever. Black Star and Kid took him to play some basketball so that their weapons could 'fix up' Maka to look all nice.

Maka's screaming was so loud, the neighbors called in complaint. "I'm sorry sir, we are having a girls day and we thought it would be fun to give each other make overs. One of our friends has a strict No Girly Stuff policy. I am terribly sorry." Tsubaki said to the fuming man over the phone. "Maka! Quit screaming! It's just hot wax!"

"IT'S VERY HOT WAX! I BURNS DAMN IT STOP! AAUGH! PATTY DON'T BITE ME!"

"Kyahahaha! But you smell like apples!"

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN I TASTE LIKE THEM!"

Author's Notes: Wow... So many caps in this chapter... Anyone else laugh while reading this? I laughed writing it. My family look at me like i was insane :P