GO FORWARD AND BE EATEN.
GO BACK AND REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
NOT MUCH OF A CHOICE, IS IT?
This is kind of a filler and it's really short but . . . I wanna write it.
To Mr. High-and-Almighty: I know basically what it means in context, but am lacking in details.
"All right, everyone in!" Percy said to his four friends and his girlfriend.
Jason, Leo, Frank, Hazel and Piper all climbed into the car.
Annabeth however, stood her ground and put her hands on her hips.
"Why do you get to drive, Seaweedbrain?"
"Because," he said giving her a lopsided grin, "I've been driving longer than anyone else, and I'm the best at it."
"I want to drive," Annabeth told him, "And besides, I'm older than you,"
Percy frowned, "Only by two months, and the only way I'm letting you behind the wheel is if we are being chased by everything in Hades, and maybe not even then!"
"Burn," Leo muttered.
"You drive like my grandmother!" Annabeth cried, throwing her hands up in the air.
"Your grandmother is a fly in Zeus's head, and just because I stop at red lights does not mean I can't drive!"
"I," Piper said calmly, snatching the keys from Percy's hand "will be driving. You two," she said pointing at them, her voice becoming enchantingly persuasive, "are going to sit in the back with Leo in between you for the rest of the ride."
"What!" Leo cried.
Slightly dazed, the two lovers agreed and got in the car.
"Piiiipeeerrrr," Leo whined, "I don't want to sit between them!"
"You can move after you learn some new jokes that are actually funny."
"How are my jokes not funny?"
"Burn, Leo? Really?"
Leo humphed.
As Piper got in the drivers seat, Jason on the passenger's side murmured, "You are one dangerous girl."
"I know," Piper smirked as she started the ignition.
Burn? Get it? Get it? No? Oh well.
I know I already did one this week, but it popped in my head and I couldn't ignore it.
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