Commander Tool Belt's Pov

I can only see colors. Well, la dee do da! I'm passed out. WAIT! WHERE'S CALLIE? Oh. Right. This is my mind. Hehe. Suddenly, I see rainbow. Yes, an actual rainbow. Minnows are swimming in it. Yay. HEHEHEHE TACOS!

Ladies and gentlemen. Behold my mind. A land of randomness. And tacos.

Ok then. What happened?

Ooh! The creepy Russian lady knocked me out. I've got a three pound hammer with her name on it. Nobody messes with Commander Tool Belt. Well, actually...a lot of crazy demi-whatevers, monsters and psycho snow goddesses mess with me... Never mind.

Hey...What's this bright light? Oh noes! I'm dying! Dad, you can have my tool belt.

Oh. I seem to be waking up.