GO FORWARD AND BE EATEN.

GO BACK AND REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

NOT MUCH OF A CHOICE, IS IT?

Ahhhh! I love all you guys who reviewed! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (she bowes and kisses your feet.) May the gods bless you all!

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed Leo as he ran into the Zeus cabin, crashing into Jason.

"What the fuck, Leo!" Jason shouted, or tried to, because he was currently one with the carpet. "Get off me!"

"Dude, you've got to hide me," Leo cried desperately, jumping off his best friend and looking around frantically.

Jason sat up, rubbing his bruised nose.

"Why, what did you do?" he asked suspiciously.

"That is not something you need to know," Leo said, still searching the room for a place to hide. Seriously, wasn't there any thing other than giant mean looking statues in here? "All you need to know is that your crazy girlfriend is going to kill me."

"Piper isn't my girlfriend," Jason mumbled, a little sadly.

"Look, the fact that you two can't acknowledge your feelings for each other is beside the point. The problem is tha-"

"VALDEZ!"

"Damn it," Leo whimpered.

"Uh, there is a back door . . ." Jason offered.

"No, it's too late for that. She's here," Leo said, cowering behind him, "tell my family I love them, and it was me who accidently jammed the toaster."

"LEO VALDEZ, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Piper screamed, storming into the cabin.

"Whoa there Piper," Jason said, stepping between his best friend and his sort of girlfriend, "What exactly did Leo do?"
"He," Piper fumed, pushing her hair back and raising her knife, "along with the Stoll brothers, in some base attempt to cheer her up, dyed Annabeth's hair blue."

Jason gaped at her.

"Blue?" he finally choked out, "they dyed her hair blue? Where are the Stoll's?"

"They," Piper said impatiently, "are being hunted down by Annabeth herself. Now move aside so I can kill him."

Leo whimpered again.

"Umm, I don't think I should let you kill my best friend," Jason said uncomfortably. Leo cheered silently.

Piper eyed him.

"Blue was Percy's favorite color," she said finally.

Jason looked at her. Then he looked at Leo. Then he looked back at her.

"Don't hurt him too bad," he pleaded, and then stepped away.

"Damn you Jason," Leo cried, running for the door, "I thought you were my friend!"

"All is fair in love and war!" Jason shouted after the two.

They kept up like that until Leo tripped over Nico while he was napping under a tree. Nico was not happy.

By the end of the day, almost everyone at camp was chasing after him, including his siblings who were shouting things like, "My toast! How could you!" They eventually caught him and tied him to a spinning wheel to use as target practice.

Watching this from his cabin window, Jason wondered vaguely if he should go and stop them. Leo was his best friend, after all.

Nahh.

I love Leo! I know this is short and sort of light and airy, but the next one will also be short and not be light or airy.