He ran out of hotel, quickly picking up number on his speed-dial.
- Hello, Kuesu-chan?
- Hello Yuu-chan?
- Meet me at my place *click*
Kuesu looked at her phone in confusion.
- What could've happened?
- Hello, Ageha? Are you still at my place?
- No, I went home. What is it?
- Come to my place right away.
- Hey, I had plans, so..
- It's not that, there has been something going on.
- Nothing that you can't tell me on the phone?
- Well, yeah. My teacher is ayakashi..
- So? Did she try to kill you?
- Uhm, no?
- Beat you up? Stole your lunch? Insult your mother? Pointed out your stupid hair?
Stupid hair?
- No.
- So why bothering me? I am watching my favourite show. *click*
- ... Damn. That's a good point. Its no big deal really. Except...
- That's impossible, young master, me and others would've felt that.
Yeah, that's exactly what he was thinking about. Wait. What?
Himari was standing next to him, deep in though. Even is she had something to say to him, she was busy thinking of more important implications than his rendezvous.
- Yeah, but she knew Kuesu is a witch, about Shizuku, she even knew terms like Light-ferry or blade of Noihara.
- We'll better go back quickly.
- So. Did any of you knew Sae-chan is ayakashi?
- What?!
Kuesu and Shizuku were both surprised. Former must've been told about my teacher by Himari or Rinko. That's bad if they don't know about her being ayakashi.
- Nobody? She told me she was guardian of some sort.
- That doesn't make sense. We should be able to feel her... unless she is powerful like Tamamo-mae, enough to mask her presence.
- So, what does it mean to us?
- Well, it doesn't seem to be a problem. She is working like a normal teacher. Its not like she caused any troubles.
- Yeah. But can we ask Sae-chan to help us against Tamamo-mae?
- Well, if she is guardian as she claimed, its almost her job. It might require quid pro quo though.
Yeah. I *might* be able to take care of that.
- Yes, but more importantly, Yuu-chan...
- Young master...
- What were you doing with her!?
- Ehh?
That came out of nowhere. Kuesu continued the interrogation, while Himari smirked, but said nothing incriminating.
- And you smell of cigarettes too. Did you went for a smoke?
- Ah? N-no...
- Then how did you get her smell on you? And you already call her Sae-chan?
- Everyone at school does when she isn't around!
Shizuku used her snake-tongue to lick his face.
He washed before dressing up at hotel, but...
- How dirty of you, nano.
- Well, well, Yuu-chan. You really overdone yourself. Your own sensei. You do not discriminate.
- Now, everyone, we are discussing serious issues. If Tamamo-mae attacked now...
- Oh that's fine. I am sure your new girlfriend will be happy to lend us a hand.
- But first...
- We are gonna to clean you up properly. We don't want you to smell of nicotine.
- Wait, what?!
- C'mon, nano. Undress and off you go to the bathroom. You aren't leaving unless we clean you up of the stench.
Oww. Oww. He was scrubbed so hard he though his skin would fall off.
Well, if that was worst they could do, he could live with that. They'd probably let it go after next time, unless it'll be new girl again. He'd also probably get away with doing it with Yu. They were fine with him and her, once, if only because of alcohol. No matter how he looked into it, they put with his polygamy before.
- You are so cute.
- Aww, thank you, Yuuto... Put it in, don't tease me.
- Okay!
*slam*
Doors opened.
Himari? Kuesu? even Ageha, Rinko and Shizuku?!
- You insatiable beast. Your servants, your fiancee, loli's, MILFs. Now its Sasa!
- Its a trap! - cross-dressing little boy in question cheerfully shouted.
- Shut up! - Himari threatened him with a sword.
- You know, Yuu-chan?
- Y-Yes?
- Its not your fault.
- I guess I am failure as bodyguard - Himari finished.
- Ah, is that so? *phew*
- Yes. That's why, I'll protect you even more.
Their expressions grew darker.
- You know, Kuesu has a castle in mountains.
- Indeed I have. Far away from civilisation. No living soul kilometres in any direction.
- We will protect you better here.
- But, but...
- No tramps to seduce our poor, defenceless Yuuto.
- But! but!
- There will be time for butts later. I have nice collar for you. It's stop you from masturbation, so you won't waste your energy when there are many pretty girls waiting for you. Well take care of that from now on.
- But I don't think I even did it in last months!
- Then you won't miss being able to do it. Now, be a good boy, and enter the cage we prapared for your transportation. You won't be left out until we're there. For your safety.
- N-no.
- Don't worry, We'll take you on walks, the food will be good, we have satellite TV and good internet connection.
- B-b...
- IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE CASKET.
BAD END.
- Wah!
He woke up in his own bed. Lizlet was snuggled next to him.
- Thank god, just a dream. Yandere is not cute at all.
What a terrible nightmare.
But was it trying to tell him something? He didn't even had to think about it.
He was kinda insatiable, no matter how he looked into it, and doing it without condom was dangerous too. If you have nothing but a hammer... You wouldn't want to get any rash on it.
He probably had the saying wrong.
He had Himari, Lizlet, Kuesu, Shizuku, Rinko, Ageha. Add possibly Class Rep and Sae to that, though only first five had a "familial" feel and warmth to their relationship with him.
He didn't really need more lovers. With loyal girls hearts belonging to him, one-night stands didn't (or at least shouldn't) really appeal to him any more. Why go out for burger, when you had free six course meal at home? What a horrible analogy. But it worked.
Besides.
They must've felt insulted by his philandering actions. What was he doing with jerk like Sae-chan, when they were much nicer, and just as, if not more, cute.
He might have faced no real consequences personally, but...
Making them sad WAS a negative consequence.
- Hah. Little of poison makes agreeable life. Too much of it makes agreeable death. Eight is enough. I better stop at it.
At least, he planned it. If he was honest with himself, and he was, it would be one thing if someone tried to just seduce him lewdly. It would be another if a girl earnestly cried and begged, that she wants nothing more than to be of use to him, that she wants nothing in return.
- Aha. That's right. There are things I can't defend from.
He went back to sleep.