And now it's time for…
SILLY SONGS WITH PINKIE PIE
The part of the fan-fiction, just for fun, where Pinkie Pie comes out and sings a silly song.
[Quartet (Played by Big Macintosh, Toe-Tapper, Gordon, and Henry)]
There lived a mare so long ago, her memory's but faint,
Was not admired, did not inspire like princess and/or saint.
But ponies came from far and near with their afflicted pets,
for a special cure, they knew for sure wouldn't come from other vets!
Woooahhh...
[Vet (Played by Pinkie Pie)]
(To Pet owner 1(Played by Princess Celestia))
This is a song for your poor sick phoenix,
He's got a fever and his toes are blue.
But if I sing to your poor sick phoenix,
He will feel better in a day or two!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo!
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo!
[Nurse (Played by Twilight Sparkle)]
(To Pet owner 1)
She's gone a little coo-coo, in case you haven't heard.
Here's a couple penicillin for your sickly fire-bird!
[Quartet]
No skeptic could explain just how nor could one of rebut,
the wondrous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut.
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps.
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!
Woooahhh...
[Nurse]
(On parchment to Vet)
"Good news on the phoenix, doc! He's up and flapping!"
[Vet]
(To Pet owner 2 (Played by Rarity))
This is a song for your pregnant kitty,
She's looking nauseous and a week past due.
But if I sing for your pregnant kitty,
She will feel better in a day or two!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-ye-dee yodel-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-aye-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada ya-ga-doo!
[Nurse]
Jump in your car, drive into the city,
and buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty!
[Quartet]
The practice grew; their profits flew until one fateful day,
when the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay.
The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched her scalp,
Then said:
[Vet]
"No way, José!"
[Quartet]
To the nurse of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!
Woooahhh...
[Nurse]
(To Vet on Parchment)
"Good news on the kitty, doc. She's feeling great. Six kittens; named one after you!"
[Vet]
(To pet owner 3 (played by Spike))
This is a song for your Ursa Minor;
He looks un-comfy, and cranky, too.
But if I sing for your Ursa Minor,
He will feel better in a day or two!
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee O-layhee Oly-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yabba-dabba yabba-doo!
[Ursa Minor Roars loudly]
[Nurse]
(To pet owner 3)
'Oh, yeah. That'll work. He's good.'
(Walks away)
[Vet]
(Losing control)
Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo!
"No, wait! This should work!"
Yodel-leh-hee! YODEL-LEH-HOO! YODEL-LEH-HOO!
"H-HELP!"
[Quartet]
Now the moral of the story: It's the point we hope we've made.
When you go a little coo-coo, Better keep your nurse well paid!
[Vet]
(Chased by Ursa Minor)
Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!
Yodel odle odle aye de aye de ooo-ooo-ooo!
[Quartet]
Whoa!
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps,
for the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!
This has been…
SILLY SONGS WITH PINKIE PIE
Tune in next time to hear Twilight Sparkle say…
[Twilight Sparkle]
"Can anyone perform open-stomach surgery on an Ursa Minor?"