The Doctor rushed in holding a goldfish bowl, with Star right behind him, picking up the hem of the dress she was in to stop herself from tripping over it. "I think that's probably for us! Hold this!" he shoved the bowl into Amy's hands and took the phone off her, "Hello! Ah! Yes, everything's fine! Don't worry. Well exactly," he started pacing, forcing Star and Amy to duck under the cord, "Why should you be worrying? Who even mentioned worrying? She's fine! No, your mum is, your mum is fine."
"Don't answer this phone." Star hissed to Amy, "Only we answer this phone."
"Where have you been?" Amy demanded. She had been trying to sleep, but couldn't so she had gone to get a mug of warm milk and had heard the phone ringing and so she had answered it as there was no sign of the Time Lords.
"A party, just a party." Star waved her off as the Doctor continued speaking on the phone.
"Um, yes, your mum is here actually," the Doctor winced, "but she can't come to the phone at the moment. Well, she's…busy. Well you know…the Commonwealth…" he spoke quietly to the fish, "It's your son, ma'am, he wants to talk to you. We can't let him see you like this…well, hear you, not that he could hear you, you're a fish!" the phone rang again, "Sorry, I've got another call coming in…" he switched calls, "Hello? There is not a bit of use yelling ambassador, your warrior chief is trapped in my TARDIS and, until you've turned her majesty here back into a human being, he's staying put. Don't worry. He's Perfectly safe…" he spotted a rolled up newspaper on the console, "Just putting you on hold," he hung up and turned to Amy, "What have you done?"
"I thought it was a fly…" Amy winced.
"So much for the slaughterer of 10 million souls." Star smirked. Despite the situation she was highly amused.
"What is going on?!" Amy demanded again, having not gotten any answered the first time.
"We were at a party." The Doctor waved her off, "There was a slight incident."
"The queen got turned into a fish." Star stated and the Doctor winced.
"How…?" Amy asked slowly. Just the way she said it as though it was no big deal, how does a queen get turned into a fish so easily.
"The Doctor." She looked down at the queen who was now a fish and her eyes widened, "Doctor…it's the wrong fish!" but he didn't hear her.
Amy shook her head, "Wait, what, so you sneak out at night to party? Is that why you're all dressed up?" she looked the Time Lords up and down. The Doctor was in a black tux and top hat while Star was in a dark purple/black ombre flowy, floor length dress with a criss-cross style across her bust, "You never dress up."
"He forced me!" Star accused, pointing at the Doctor. It was true, she had caught he sneaking out and so had decided to go out with him but he had made the rules that if she was to go with him she would have to wear a dress, so resentfully she had picked out a random dress, that seemed to suit her, or at least River said it did.
"Is River at the party?"
"Oh why would she be there?" the Doctor scoffed.
"Don't; just don't lie to me Doctor. You're rubbish at it."
"Look I do not sneak out at night to parties with, with…with River Song!" he placed his hat on Amy's head.
"Hmm, how is she?" Amy asked.
"Fine."
"See? Rubbish." Amy grinned, giving Star a high-five.
"Doctor!" Star said, louder this time, "It's the wrong fish!" again he didn't listen, "Oh fine!" she grumbled, "You can find out for yourself."
"Sorry, but we're in the middle of a thing." He headed back for the doors with the fish.
"Doctor," Amy began, "Star, I…I need to talk to you…there is a reason that I couldn't sleep…"
"RORY!" the Doctor yelled.
"What are you doing?!" Amy whispered-shouted at him.
"You've got the serious face on." The Doctor told her "I always shout for Rory when you've got the serious face. RORY! She's having an emotion!"
"What?" Rory entered, yawning, "What's wrong Amy?"
"Why are you calling him?" Amy hissed, leaning closer to the Doctor.
"It's his turn." The Doctor defended himself.
"You two have you two have turns?!" Amy looked between the men.
"I know!" Star cried, mock-outrage, "They do the same for me, when I have a 'temper tantrum!'"
"NO!" the Doctor suddenly shouted, "It's the wrong fish…I've taken the wrong fish."
"I tried to tell you that!" Star sighed, sticking her head out the door, "River we've got the wrong fish!"
"Uh, look sorry you two, we've made a mistake."
"You made a mistake."
"We've got three hours to save the Commonwealth."
"What happens in three hours?" Rory asked.
The Doctor took his hat from Amy, "The pet shops open." He and Star ran back out, needing to get the queen back before it was too late.