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TheGhost129: Movies are getting banned. Rule #28
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Rule #25: SUGAR! If you happen to be a human with a sweet tooth, don't eat whatever sugary food you happen to be fond of around the Autobots.
(They will take it.)
(Isaiah was eating a cinnamon bagel.)
(Ratchet nearly had a Spark attack and knocked it out of his hand with a wrench.)
(Somehow, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe found out I have a sweet tooth. And they had to see if that were true so...)
(They kidnapped me...)
(And gave me access to Hershey's, Skittles, and gummy bears.)
(My sudden change in demeanor scared a lot of people and even made Prowl glitch.)
(The twins were too busy laughing to try and stop me from rampaging all over the base jacked up on sugar.)
Rule #26: Riley is a known caffeine junkie and sugar addict. Therefore, it's not allowed.
(Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.)
(They kidnapped me again.)
(Guess what they gave me? More caffeine!)
(This time it came in the form of twelve Monster drinks, a twenty four pack of Mountain Dew, and twenty one and a half cups of coffee.)
(Who knew a girl could drink that much? The twins didn't.)
(The same thing happened as last time. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe planned to keep me contained in their room for their entertainment, but...)
(I escaped, making the twins need to come after me.)
(Me being in my hyperactive state of mind, ran right into the Med Bay and kicked Ratchet.)
(Ratchet nearly had a come apart but I stopped him before it started by screaming, "It's just a happy day to be alive!")
(I even tackled Galloway and said it was a happy day to be at Diego Garcia and told him he was at the top of my list of the most hated people on the planet and drew a smiley face on his bald spot before running away laughing maniacally.)
(Then I ran past Hound and a few others screaming, "GO, GEOGRAPHY!")
("I like your attitude, sister!" was Beachcomber's response to Hyper Riley before I did it again to Perceptor and Wheeljack.)
("GO, MATH! GO SCIENCE! IT'S SUCH A HAPPY DAY TO GO SWIMMING!")
("Riley, it's the middle of winter." was Perceptor's way of saying "What the hell's the matter with you?")
("SWIMMING!")
(The people trying to make sure I didn't hurt myself lost me for a minute until they found me in Optimus' office.)
("I'M SO HAPPY!" :D:D:D)
("Riley, you are having some serious problems right now.")
("I KNOW! AND I LOVE THEM!" XDXDXDXDXDXD)
(It took several hours, but with the help of almost all the Autobots on base, Ironhide finally managed to catch me and trapped me inside his vehicle mode to try contain my caffeine induced state.)
(It worked eventually and I passed out early the next day.)
(Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were thrown in the brig for months and made to apologize to me after I got out of my two week long sentence of being stuck in the Med Bay with Ratchet.)
Rule #27: Temple Run is banned.
(After finding out about it, Wheeljack got that devious look in his optics and disappeared for a week or so.)
(Then he abducted me.)
(I wasn't complaining, knowing I wasn't going to be held against my will or anything.)
(In all honesty, I thought I was going to be given caffeine or something sugary.)
(I was sadly mistaken.)
(When we got to our destination, I found my clothes had been changed to resemble the outfit the character in the game was wearing.)
(Then I found myself placed in a track and made to run when the cage behind me opened to let a pack of rabid monkeys out.)
(A week in the brig for Jackie and I was stuck for a month in the Med Bay 'cause Ratchet's paranoid of me contracting a virus or something from the primates that tried to eat my face off.)
Rule #28: The following movies are banned:
Pirates of the Caribbean
(That freaked Ratchet out.)
(Watching Jack get stabbed in the chest and survive almost made him glitch.)
(But by the time we got to the second movie, he began complaining that zombies aren't real and a man living without a heart can't happen.)
(The third movie was real fun when the ship went over the edge of the world and bring Jack Sparrow back from the dead.)
(The fourth one really did it and the geography experts are now planning expeditions with Seaspray to try and locate the Fountain.)
Up
(Wheeljack had that devious look in his optics and disappeared for a while.)
(It was a pretty humorous sight to behold Wheelie and Brains floating around in a dollhouse with balloons attached to it like in the movie.)
(But then everyone got REAL nervous when he said it was a small scale model.)
Finding Nemo
("All pipes lead to the ocean.")
(Damn you, Gil. Damn you.)
(Brains flushed my poor betta fish down the toilet.)
(When I asked him why he did it, he shrugged and said all pipes lead to the ocean.)
(Gizmo was a fresh water fish!)
TMNT
(Ratchet sucks the fun out of everything.)
(He said it's scientifically impossible for a rat and turtle to absorb toxic waste and become human sized and intelligent creatures.)
(Apparently Wheeljack isn't convinced and locked himself in his lab.)
(Swimmy, my new pet turtle to replace Gizmo the fish, mysteriously disappeared.)
(With all the weird glowing biohazard containers showing up and taken to Jack's lab has me worried.)
(I fear for Swimmy.)
(I need to keep my pets under lock and key and make sure nothing else happens to them.)
(Lest they wind up experiments in Wheeljack's lab.)
The Terminator
(It resulted in mayhem and a glitching Ironhide.)
(The whole thing started when someone called an unofficial movie night and pulled out the movie responsible for the madness.)
(Sideswipe mentioned that I reminded him of the robot in the movie and I could possibly be related to him.)
(He didn't know I heard him. But those who did know I heard him saw that devious look on my face before I disappeared for a few days. Not even Ironhide could find me.)
(When I did reappear, I manipulated my human appearance so that my hair was now black and close cropped, sporting sunglasses, a form fitting white midriff T-shirt, leather jacket, boots, and skinny jeans with an obscenely large gun slung over my shoulder. Nobody could quit staring and nearly died when I mimicked the Terminator's accent.)
(When I found Ironhide on the weapons range, I made it rain.)
(Nothing was spared. Not even the target Ironhide originally was shooting at before he stopped to appreciate my new attire.)
(The mech glitched when I turned to him with a wicked smile crooked my finger at him and said, "Come with me if you want to live.")
Rule #29: Pyromania is forbidden.
(As it turns out, it unnerves a lot of people, Autobots included.)
(Cackling like a madman while incinerating targets on the weapons range doesn't help.)
(Me, Isaiah, Ironhide, Wheeljack, Warsaw, and Warpath.)
(Since I am a female Cybertronian (sort of), the mechs find it to be a huge turn on that I know my way around a gun and homemade bombs made out of dryers that Red Alert confiscated during the "Dumb Ways To Die" fiasco.)
(A number of humans that are apparently pyromaniacs and myself, too, are no longer allowed to have matches.)
(Nor can we light fireworks either.)
("No, Riley, you can't have Wheeljack make you a personalized flamethrower.")
(Wheeljack heard the question and made me one anyway. And rather gleefully at that.)
Rule #30: If you are not NEST personnel, don't go in the communications room and lock yourself in there.
(Sunny Brooke.)
(She did this once and played 'The Mean Kitty Song' and 'Nyan Cat' followed by an encore performance of 'It's A Small World After All' and another encore performance of 'I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves' over the P.A. system for a whole week.)
(The only way she was able to stay in there was because of the mini fridge one of the soldiers hid in there.)
(Ratchet and Ironhide were lusting for blood.)
(Optimus was getting a little more than touchy.)
(Simmons finally shut it off after he kicked the door in and took a sledgehammer to the P.A. system.)
(Sunny was sentenced to a month in the brig.)